A-Holes Are Selling Mesh Face-Masks On Etsy Here's how to make clear your disregard for human life wherever you go. Authors By Dan Duddy Published July 08, 2020
President Bolsonaro Of Brazil Tests Positive; Still Acts Like A D-Bag It's poetic justice, but in the most meaningless of ways. Authors By Dan Duddy Published July 08, 2020
'ICE' Deporting Foreign Students Isn't Good For Anyone Deporting students is literally going to make our country stupider. Authors By Dan Duddy Published July 07, 2020
Doing Your Laundry Is About To Get More Difficult Covid-19 is causing us to run out of coins on top of everything else. Authors By Dan Duddy Published July 07, 2020
Who Exactly Is Jeffrey Epstein's Friend Ghislaine Maxwell? The worst person in the world was part of a duo. Authors By Dan Duddy Published July 07, 2020
Police Social Media Accounts Are Full Of Hate If you weren't sure how police really feel, this is how they feel. Authors By Dan Duddy Published July 06, 2020
Godzilla Jr. Comes Out As Trans In A Perfect Short Film Who knew giant lizard-creatures hellbent on destruction could be so cute? Authors By Dan Duddy Published July 06, 2020
Who Is The Actual Worst Person In 'Harry Potter?' It could just be all of them. Authors By Dan Duddy Published July 06, 2020
Vanilla Ice's Concert Might Kill Us All Death, Death, Baby. Authors By Dan Duddy Published July 02, 2020
Cars Hitting Protesters Is Now Too Disgustingly Common Protesters are not to be treated like NPCs in 'Gran Theft Auto.' Authors By Dan Duddy Published July 01, 2020
So ... A Third Of Pakistan's Pilots Have Fake Licenses We didn't need another reason not to fly right now, but here's a pretty good one. Authors By Dan Duddy Published July 01, 2020
Shane Dawson's Bogus 'Apology' Got Him Demonetized From YouTube Imagine being so bad at saying 'sorry' that you get in MORE trouble. Authors By Dan Duddy Published July 01, 2020
Which 'Dragon Ball' Wishes Are The Dumbest? Getting the Dragon Balls is easy. It's the wishing that's the hard part. Authors By Dan Duddy Published June 30, 2020
One Tiny Plot-Hole Renders The Entire 'John Wick'-Verse Impossible John Wick can't have happened for the dumbest reason imaginable. Authors By Dan Duddy Published June 30, 2020
Who Is The Actual Worst Person On 'How I Met Your Mother?' It doesn’t take many re-watches to realize that How I Met Your Mother is a show filled with awful people. Authors By Dan Duddy Published June 29, 2020
This Weekend Was A Lot Even For Trump How much can go wrong for a President in one weekend? Authors By Dan Duddy Published June 29, 2020
Surprise! 'Re-Opening The Economy' Was A Clownshoes Idea Greg Abbott what are you doing? Authors By Dan Duddy Published June 26, 2020
U.S. Leaders Have Been Such Clowns That We've Surpassed 'V For Vendetta' Levels Of Death Authors By Dan Duddy Published June 26, 2020
American Insurance Exec Admits He Lied About Canadian Healthcare Sucking Corporate greed strikes again! Sorry Canada. Authors By Dan Duddy Published June 26, 2020
WWE Wrestlers Testing Positive Should Surprise No One This was predictable even by the standards of a scripted sports league. Authors By Dan Duddy Published June 25, 2020
