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6 Of the Happiest Songs Ever (Are About Death)

Some songs about what's traditionally the saddest of all possible subject matter come out sounding like feel-good party anthems.

Authors: By Adam Tod Brown
Published: January 22, 2015

What 5 Dead Celebrities Would Be Up to Today

Have you ever wondered what your favorite dead celebrity would be doing if they were still alive today? Of course you have, there are a lot of hours in the day, sometimes you have to spend them daydreaming about meaningless bullshit.

Authors: By Adam Tod Brown
Published: January 15, 2015

5 Famous People We Didn't Hate Enough in 2014

These people didn't get nearly as much scorn from the general public as they deserved.

Authors: By Adam Tod Brown
Published: January 08, 2015

The 5 Least Anticipated Albums of 2015

It's 2015! That means all sorts of fun new things will be happening. Music will not be one of those things.

Authors: By Adam Tod Brown
Published: January 02, 2015

4 Famous People Who Got More Hate Than They Deserved in 2014

Hating celebrities became really boring in 2014.

Authors: By Adam Tod Brown
Published: December 26, 2014

12 Horrific Implications of the Most Famous Christmas Song

For anyone but the richest among us, being saddled with the gifts of the 'The 12 Days of Christmas' could very well destroy your life.

Authors: By Adam Tod Brown, James Coquillat
Published: December 23, 2014

4 Christmas Movies That Get More Praise Than They Deserve

Christmas is here, and that means it's time to watch some terrible movies!

Authors: By Adam Tod Brown
Published: December 19, 2014

5 One-Hit Wonders Who Deserve Way More Respect

This label is tossed around a bit too liberally, so much so that there are a few 'one-hit wonders' that deserve a second look.

Authors: By Adam Tod Brown
Published: December 12, 2014

5 Stories That Prove Police Are Just as Terrifying in Canada

Canada is routinely mocked for being nice, the last thing you expect to hear about is shit like this.

Authors: By Adam Tod Brown
Published: December 05, 2014

5 Things No One Tells You About Driving Through the Desert

Based on previous experience, here are a few things that will definitely happen the next time you decide to drive through the desert.

Authors: By Adam Tod Brown
Published: November 28, 2014

The 4 Most Ridiculous Products for Saving Time on Food

These B.S. gadgets claim to possess magical powers that will save you time and energy in all your food needs.

Authors: By Adam Tod Brown
Published: November 14, 2014

5 Allegedly Awful Foods Everyone Should Try Once

Authors: By Adam Tod Brown
Published: November 07, 2014

4 Underrated Horror Films for Never Leaving the House Again

Obviously, with today being Halloween and you being a total lemming who just does what everyone else does, you could stay in and crap your pants to these flicks.

Authors: By Adam Tod Brown
Published: October 31, 2014