5 Stories That Prove Police Are Just as Terrifying in Canada
Police brutality is a lot like professional football in Canada. Most people in the United States don't even realize they have it, and those who do assume it's just some pussified version more befitting the rampant politeness that we've come to associate with that frosty-ass country. However, just like the most decorated quarterback in professional football history played his entire career in the CFL, some of the most outrageous instances of police brutality in recent history have quietly been happening in Canada. We talk about that on this week's Unpopular Opinion podcast ...
... where I'm joined by my fellow Cracked co-workers Cody Johnston and Randall Maynard.
Insane law enforcement antics in Canada are also the subject of this column, but before we get to it, I'd like to make something clear. This should not be taken as some sort of half-hearted attempt to reassure anyone that things aren't all that bad here in the United States. No, things are 25 different sizes of fucked-up right now in this country, and everyone knows it.
That doesn't mean things are a whole lot better anywhere else, though, and the "anywhere else" in this case just happens to be Canada, because when you're talking about a country that's routinely mocked for being nice, the last thing you expect to hear about is shit like ...
The Saskatoon Freezing Deaths (aka "Starlight Tours")
So here's a guy who deserves his own movie. In the early morning hours of Jan. 28, 2000, Darrell Night, a member of the Cree Nation, was picked up by two Saskatoon police officers (both white) after a drunken argument at his uncle's apartment got a bit out of hand. Like any clear-thinking intoxicated person, he expected to be taken to the town drunk tank to sleep off his buzz. That didn't happen. Instead, Night was driven three miles out of town, removed from the vehicle, had his head slammed against the hood, his handcuffs removed, and was told to walk back. He was wearing jeans, a T-shirt, a denim jacket, and running shoes. In January. At night. In Canada.
Pictured: Downtown Saskatoon
Unsurprisingly, he assumed he was going to die. It wasn't just a working knowledge of how the human body handles exposure to cold weather that led him to this conclusion, either. That police in Saskatoon would routinely take First Nation people picked up for being drunk and disorderly to the outskirts of town, often during the winter, and tell them to sober up on the walk home was common knowledge in the area. The act of doing that actually has a name. It's called a "Midnight Blue Tour" or "Starlight Tour", and that it was commonplace in Saskatoon was more like a legend at the time, but one based on the fact that, over the years, several First Nation people in Saskatoon turned up dead of hypothermia on the edge of town, for reasons that no one could ever really explain.
In that moment, Night had the explanation, but he also had an unwillingness to be, in his words, "one more dead Indian." He set off walking and eventually made his way several miles to a power plant, where a night watchman let him in.
Pictured: A stock photo of some random power plant
Having survived the ordeal, he immediately filed a complaint. His story prompted human rights watch group Amnesty International to issue a report criticizing the pattern of abuse against First Nation men by police in Saskatoon. It had all the makings of a huge international news story when the two officers involved, Dan Hatchen and Ken Munson, were finally sentenced for their crime ... in September 2001. Unfortunately, that timing means that if it was major news in the United States at the time, 9/11 would have guaranteed it didn't stay that way for long.
Sorry, we forgot.
That said, those two constables did go to prison (for eight entire months), and Night's story prompted inquiries into several other suspicious deaths, including a man named Neil Stonechild who, according to a friend, was last seen getting into a police car before eventually turning up dead from exposure on the outskirts of Saskatoon.
Unfortunately, in every case other than Night's, no police misconduct was ever proven, and no additional charges were filed. To add a truly sad ending (so far) to an already sad story, in 2003 a police official admitted that Starlight Tours may have been a common practice for decades within the department after it came to light that a Saskatoon cop was disciplined for abandoning a native woman outside of town in 1976. So how long was it happening before that one person got "disciplined" in 1976? I don't know, but "forever" is probably a decent guess.
This series of events came to be known as The Saskatoon Freezing Deaths, and that movie I pined for at the beginning of this entry already happened. Do the entire world a favor and watch it sometime. Do me a favor and keep reading for now, though.
The Pro Football Player Forced to Retire After Being Beaten by Police and Framed for Cocaine Possession
Orlando Bowen was a linebacker in the Canadian Football League, which is like the National Football League except the fields are 10 yards longer and almost none of you reading this even know it exists. So you can definitely be forgiven if, just like for me, the absurdly sad story of what happened to Bowen on the night of March 26, 2004, never really became a part of your daily news cycle.
While out celebrating a new contract he'd just signed with the Toronto Argonauts, Bowen was approached by two men in front of a nightclub. They asked for drugs. He explained that he didn't have any and, when the men persisted, he tried to get away. At that point, he heard the exact words no one running away from another person wants to hear: "Stop or I'll shoot!"
"Totally kidding; I'll shoot either way!"
Bowen immediately realized he was dealing with police, so he froze, assuming it was all a misunderstanding. I guess in some sense of the word he was correct about that, but it's unlikely he took "misunderstanding" to mean he was about to be severely beaten and subsequently arrested for assaulting a police officer. As he sat in a holding cell, he was notified that a charge of cocaine possession had been tacked on as well, which must have come as quite a shock, considering he didn't have drugs on him at the time.
Well, that was his story, at least. Bowen claimed the drugs were planted on him. Given recent events in the NFL (and by recent, I mean like the last 30 years or so), I understand if you have a healthy amount of skepticism about a professional athlete's claims that the cocaine he was arrested with on the night he was out celebrating a new contract didn't actually belong to him.
A standard feature of any professional sports contract.
Would it help if I pointed out that Bowen, just weeks prior, had teamed up with this very police department to work on youth outreach programs to keep kids away from gangs and drugs? Or how about that he taught a racial sensitivity class at that same police department? Clean criminal record? Extensive record of community service and charity work? Would any of that do anything to ease your doubts?
It sure as shit didn't do much for the courts in Canada. Bowen was convicted solely on the testimony of the two cops who arrested him, and the charges stuck for well over a year. That all changed when one of the arresting officers, Sheldon Cook, was himself arrested for ... you guessed it ... trafficking cocaine. It was then that a judge finally decided the testimony against Bowen was probably less than credible and dropped the charges against him. A lawsuit was filed and settled out of court, but the effects of the beating Bowen suffered that night ended his career in the CFL.
Remarkably, Bowen remained nothing but positive throughout the ordeal, going so far as to say he only felt sorry for Cook and his accomplice as they delivered the false testimony that temporarily sealed his fate. He's gone on to a long and successful career as a motivational speaker and, this past March, 10 years after the incident, wrote a letter of forgiveness to the cops who almost took his life that night. Give it a read and have fun weeping uncontrollably while having your image of professional football players as steroid-riddled aggression machines challenged forever.
Oh, and since we're on that subject!
The Niagara Regional Police Service Steroid Scandal
You know that maniac grunting his way through two-ton deadlifts in the corner of your local 24 Hour Fitness is filled with blood that's at least 85 percent anabolic steroids, but do you know where he gets them? For at least a brief period of time, if that bulk enthusiast was in the upstate New York area, the answer may very well have been from the Canadian police.
If nothing else, that's the direction things were apparently headed before the Department of Homeland Security in Buffalo, New York, arrested Niagara Regional Police Service Constable Geoff Purdie, the most "I'm a dirty cop in a movie" looking motherfucker to never star in a cop movie ...
Is that one of James Caan's kids?
... and charged him with conspiracy to distribute more than $500,000 worth of anabolic steroids. Surprise! Almost as soon as the steroid allegations surfaced, stories started rolling in from citizens who'd suffered abuse at the hands of an almost certainly roid-enraged Purdie.
In one case, a 54-year-old man named Roy Atkinson was having a few drinks when he noticed a huge problem -- there was a 3-year-old girl sitting at the bar. He asked the bartender about it without knowing said bartender was actually that kid's mom. As you've likely predicted, the father of that rogue child was Purdie, and he was at the bar as well, conveniently enough. Upon hearing Atkinson's protests, Purdie flashed his badge briefly before knocking Atkinson off his bar stool, dragging him outside, and beating him viciously. When backup arrived, he had Atkinson arrested for assaulting a police officer.
This picture will never not be inappropriate within the context of this article.
In another incident, a woman named Laura Crawford called 911 to have police intervene in an argument between her and her husband, Robert Cox, only to have Purdie arrive and, without saying a word, begin beating her husband in the face. A bit of an overreaction, considering this was just a domestic dispute call, not a domestic violence call, and, even then, you at least ask a few questions before you join in on the punching.
Crawford was so disturbed by Purdie's bulkiness and crazed expression that she actually went to the police station the next day to file a report and request that Purdie be tested for steroids. She was ignored.
Also ignored ... the 100-plus pages of emails the Niagara police received six years prior to Purdie's arrest, which exposed a steroid-trafficking operation in a completely different unit. So, it should come as no surprise that steroids were mentioned again ...
That Time Terrace Police Cranked Out Two of the Most Heinous Brutality Videos Ever in Less Than a Week
Police in Terrace, a place in Canada where people live, went on quite a roll back in October when two of the most disturbing police brutality videos to hit Internet shelves in decades were released in the same week, both credited to Terrace Royal Canadian Mounted Police.
In the first video, Robert Wright, who'd been taken into custody for drunk driving, can be seen kneeling handcuffed on a concrete bench in a holding cell, when he's snatched from behind by Constable Brian Heideman and slammed to the floor.
Unfortunately, his head hit the edge of that concrete bench on the way down, which explains the trail of blood you see when Heideman drags him across the floor and calmly asks him to stop resisting, as if he's got any fucking choice at that point.
"Why are you still twitching?!?!?"
Wright suffered permanent brain damage as a result of the incident and has filed a lawsuit alleging that Heideman was on steroids.
However, while the horror of that video was still perfectly fresh, another video showing Terrace police violently assaulting a mostly subdued suspect surfaced. While researching this article, across a few different cases, I read the phrase "he beat me in the side of my head," which struck me as too unique of a way for several different people to describe being punched. After watching this video, I get it.
Basically, every time the unidentified detainee on the ground so much as moves his head, the cop on top of him delivers a gigantic haymaker to the side of his head. It looks like a reflex ...
... and it is horrifying to watch, especially when it happens as many times as it does in this video. For now, there's no mention of steroids being involved in this incident, but after the previous entry and the other video from this one, would it be surprising?
The Teen Who Died After Being Shot Nine Times (and Tasered) on a Toronto Streetcar
Sammy Yatim was an 18-year-old from Syria who moved to Canada in 2008. For reasons that have yet to be fully explained, on the night of July 27, 2013, Yatim boarded a Toronto streetcar and started waving a knife around with one hand while waving his dick around with the other. Realizing that this was a problem for just about everyone, the conductor managed to clear the streetcar of passengers after reaching the next stop, leaving Yatim alone on the train, with three officers, one of them being Constable James Forcillo, standing outside the train hoping to defuse the situation.
Oh, good, he looks like he's pretty reasonable.
Forcillo warned Yatim that if he took one more step he'd be shot. Yatim did literally just that: he took one step. With that, Forcillo unloaded three shots into the teen, who then, it appears, crumpled to the ground. At that point, what Forcillo had done could already be construed as a bit excessive. There were two other cops on the scene, neither of them fired, one didn't even draw a gun at all. Forcillo did, though, and he shot it three times. He wasn't done, either. After a several-second break in the action, Forcillo inexplicably unloaded six more shots into the allegedly already immobilized body of Yatim.
Oh! And then they Tasered him 30 seconds after that, which is the craziest part of the story for a whole lot of reasons. For starters, while everyone on the scene was deemed perfectly responsible enough to carry a firearm, in Toronto only a few select members of the force are allowed to carry a Taser.
Electricity is the greatest responsibility of all.
Swish that around in your head a bit. Guns for everybody, Tasers for the responsible. It's a stupid idea, and it probably cost Yatim his life. According to Forcillo's own words, he felt the situation could have been contained if only the person with the Taser arrived sooner. They didn't though, so Forcillo shot Yatim nine fucking times for having his dick out on a train.
The killing, unsurprisingly, set off a wave of protests in Toronto and throughout Canada. If there's a bright side here, it's that, unlike what's currently unfolding in the U.S., the overzealous cop in question here has actually been charged with murder ... and attempted murder. Wait, what? How is it both? Simple! There are concerns that the defense will argue and possibly prove that, in the end, it wasn't the nine bullets that killed Yatim (only eight of them hit him, after all), but instead that he died from heart failure caused by the Taser. If that happens, attempted murder could be the only option.
That's if he's convicted at all. Nothing that has happened in recent police history anywhere on the continent of North America should give anyone a ton of hope that he will be. His trial is set for 2015. If he's found guilty and actually goes to prison for this crime, consider it a step in the right direction and hope we start seeing the same here someday. If he's not, don't be surprised if the people of Canada shed their reputation for politeness in just as dramatic a fashion as the police have over the past few years.
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