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Adam Tod Brown

Adam is a full-time editor and columnist at Cracked and a full time everything everywhere else. He currently runs the columnist section of the site with an iron goddamned fist and tells jokes live and in person and directly to your face all over the country. Come see him sometime!

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5 Examples of Irresponsible Drinking Gone Terribly Awry

I'm not even 40 yet, I still have decades of irresponsibility to burn through before I settle in and start making wise decisions.

Authors: By Adam Tod Brown
Published: September 12, 2014

4 Ways The World Can Actually End (That Would Be Worth It)

Here's how I hope to die someday.

Authors: By Adam Tod Brown
Published: September 06, 2014

6 Reasons Shark Week Should Be Stopped

Do sharks really deserve all this glory?

Authors: By Adam Tod Brown
Published: August 15, 2014

4 Deceptively Difficult Jobs Everyone Thinks They Can Do

Let's talk about a few of those 'jobs that aren't really jobs' that almost everyone assumes they can do.

Authors: By Adam Tod Brown
Published: August 08, 2014

4 Famous Movies Hollywood Will Never Stop Remaking

Hollywood loves remaking old movies and rebooting dormant franchises almost as much as movie fans love complaining about them doing it.

Authors: By Adam Tod Brown
Published: August 01, 2014

5 Famous Albums You Won't Believe You Can't Buy Anymore

Humanity has produced a lot of terrible music over the years, and we just don't have enough room to keep it all lying around. Some stuff, though, needs to be made available immediately.

Authors: By Adam Tod Brown
Published: July 25, 2014

4 Apocalyptic Scenarios You'd Probably Survive

If 'the big one' does hit sometime soon, there's a decent chance you'll come out the other side just fine.

Authors: By Adam Tod Brown
Published: July 18, 2014

Why Oil Companies Caused 7 Earthquakes This Weekend

Authors: By Adam Tod Brown
Published: July 14, 2014

4 Things You Won't Believe It's Illegal to Buy in America

Everyone likes shopping, whether they admit it or not. Spending money on things you like is good times. At least it should be good times.

Authors: By Adam Tod Brown
Published: July 11, 2014

Why Robin Thicke Is the New Vanilla Ice

When an artist hits the absolute peak of their career and when it completely bottoms out, there is only one comparison you can make ...

Authors: By Adam Tod Brown
Published: July 10, 2014

4 Unexpected Things I Learned Smoking Crack Cocaine

Let's talk about what it's like to smoke crack.

Authors: By Adam Tod Brown
Published: July 04, 2014

5 B.S. 'Achievements' People Need to Stop Taking Seriously

The countless awards and honors that people spend their entire professional lives working toward are ultimately meaningless.

Authors: By Adam Tod Brown
Published: June 27, 2014

5 Celebrities Who Get More Hate Than They Deserve (Part 4)

At least half of my job responsibilities at Cracked involve needlessly hating things. But sometimes me writing a joke about an athlete or entertainer doesn't necessarily mean I agree with the prevailing public opinion about the subject of that joke.

Authors: By Adam Tod Brown
Published: June 20, 2014

5 Modern Luxuries You Need to Stop Paying Full Price For

Lots of things fall under the 'you get what you pay for' umbrella. These do not.

Authors: By Adam Tod Brown
Published: June 13, 2014

5 Do-It-Yourself Fast Food Recipes Tested for Accuracy

Instead of talking about overrated fast food, I decided to make some of my own. I tracked down five of the most popular online recipes for famous fast food items and took a shot at cooking them up myself.

Authors: By Adam Tod Brown
Published: June 06, 2014

4 Classic Horror Movies That Get More Love Than They Deserve

When something comes along that seems even remotely new or veers away from the run-of-the-mill tropes and cliches we've come to expect from scary movies, our first instinct is to pile on mountains of praise that, in time, reveals itself to be completely undeserved.

Authors: By Adam Tod Brown
Published: May 30, 2014