We could have saved SO MUCH screen time.
Spoilers ahead.
Get that paper, y'all.
If this were a Final Destination movie, these celebs would be in trouble.
They are, appropriately, stupid and surreal.
This whole internet thing is all just an inane cycle of grifts.
Cash rules everything around you (and in the weirdest ways).
There's a reason you predicted that plot twist.
Nothing is new. These movies are proof.
Before he was Tony Stark, Robert Downey Jr. made some real turds
Why simply walk, when you can trudge through dirty Vegas hotel fountain water?
The Mouse Has Thanos'ed The Fox.
Not all heroes wear capes. Many of them wear their Netflix Binge Sweatpants.
Like much of Florida, it's alarming but harmless.
Here are a few historically important sites to which time has been more than unkind.
Telling women to smile more is a great way to activate their fists.
Bugs can be source of annoyance ... and endless source of joy.
A new new golden era of television.
Creations that make you ask 'why?' and not in a thoughtful way.
Please don't hex us, Alan Moore
And you thought your hobbies were weird.
