Stupid, Stupid Excuses Given By People Who Got Caught

You can't play the 'I got attacked by a grizzly bear' card that often.

• By Chris Scott, Pete Smith, Israel SH, Julia Lange, Peter I. Santiago, Angel Summers, Tee Ngin Rui, Eric Nolff
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• April 07, 2020

Parents Get Whopping 41 Seconds Of Relief, Thanks To Olaf

Imagine the poor sap who gets his kids excited for a new Olaf short, only for it to be so ... short.

• By Isaac Cabe
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• April 07, 2020

Surprising Facts Unearthed About Famous Characters

Even the most famous characters still have a few secrets.

• By Scott Laffey
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• April 07, 2020

Cooking Through Social Distancing? Check These Tools Out.

• By CRACKED Store
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• April 03, 2020

Funko Pop! Spoiled The Eternals And Now We Have To Ask, Why?

Funko Pop! spoiled the Eternals. Why does this keep happening?

• By Dan Duddy
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• April 07, 2020

X-Men Classic Love Triangle Is Now Polyamorous

And, honestly, it makes sense.

• By Maxwell Yezpitelok
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• April 07, 2020

We Know How Old Whale Sharks Are Because Of Nukes

Whale sharks are gentle giants of the ocean, but they've seen some s#!t.

• By Isaac Cabe
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• April 06, 2020

'Animal Crossing' Is Weirdly Making People Horny

People are making Animal Crossing sexy and it's weird.

• By Dan Duddy
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• April 06, 2020

'Rise of Skywalker' Whiffed On C-3PO, Hard

Giving C-3PO a big goodbye was only fair, seeing as he really was the last Skywalker.

• By Isaac Cabe
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• April 06, 2020

Stop Binging and Do Something Productive In Isolation

• By CRACKED Store
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• April 02, 2020

A Desperate NBA Turns To H-O-R-S-E, The Lowest Form Of Basketball

There's going to be a lot of half-court heaves to earn an 'H'

• By Luis Prada
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• April 06, 2020

For The Love Of God, Can We Just Legalize Weed Now?

Shouldn't we just legalize weed already?

• By Dan Duddy
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• April 06, 2020

5 Brutal Murderers Who Aaaalmost Got Away With It

Turns out that karma loves a cliffhanger.

• By Alex Hanton, E. Reid Ross, Diego C., Ryan Menezes, Abraham Mireles
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• April 06, 2020

Science Confirms About Mice What Disney's Known Forever

The whiskers never lie.

• By Cedric Voets
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• April 06, 2020

Clever Design Features Hidden On Stuff You Use Every Day

Turns out the cleverness was inside the house, the whole time.

• By Zanandi Botes
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• April 06, 2020

Cell Tower Conspiracy Theory Is A Doozy

This might be the new champion of dumb conspiracy theories.

• By Dan Duddy
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• April 06, 2020

Red-Light Traffic Cameras Are In (Hooray) Trouble

Turns out less traffic in the world has been good in some unexpected ways.

• By Isaac Cabe
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• April 06, 2020