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Real Name: Andrés Diplotti
Member Since: March 16th, 2015
About Me:
I got here in 2015 expecting to pitch articles, but was sidetracked by image content. Well, joke's on me -- I ended up doing image content AND articles. Now I lay out what other people write, and I'm still enjoying the trip.
You can visit my personal site at www.diplotti.com
My Twitter username, if you're into that, is @AndresDiplotti
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