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Real Name: ErikWBarnes
Member Since: March 10th, 2021
About Me:
Erik Barnes is a writer, comedian, actor, and pro-wrestling commentator. Follow him on Twitter @erikwbarnes. Venmo him @Erik-Barnes if you feel like tipping him for the laugh. If not him, shoot a few dollars at your favorite vetted charity that helps POC, LGBTQIA, impoverished people, or any mix of those. Or not. I'm not your dad. But I am disappointed.
Bonkers things happen in the name of collecting little kids' birthday cash, which is how these ridiculous action figures ended up gracing store shelves.
The questions are dumb, but we have answers anyway.
Let's shine a spotlight on the middle-managers of malice.
Marge Simpson is the mortar that keeps the show's foundation together.
Forget all the murder. Let's talk about him stealing that waiter's tux.
Classic comic book characters you know and love didn’t always have the classic looks you love (or at least know).
An open letter to platformer video game makers.
A lot needs to go right for a single, successfully recorded wrestling match to happen.
He improvises quips and has one-liners for nearly every encounter with Batman, but in terms of prepared material in the proper nightclub setting, how good (or bad) is he?
Schlocky storylines. Overacting. Crazy costumes. Are we talking horror or pro wrestling?
You can read these after, before, or instead of the fireworks.
When comics yell "AMERICA!" in loud colors.
Really, how do we go get to vote for these?
Engorge your encephalon with film trivia, will ya?
You might have disparaged Will Arnett’s mom in 'Call of Duty' and not know it.
You can risk going out, or you can stream movies and shows (and learn a bit about them).
This god has gone through a lot -- and that includes a bunch of trivia.
Frank Castle's violence can take a lot of forms -- some of them REALLY wild.
Even bad guys need role models.
Get prepared to buy a new hat.