An Oral History of ‘Reno 911!’

The creators, cast and guest stars of ‘Reno 911!’ talk about the show’s origins on Fox, its run on Comedy Central, the trio of movies, its Quibi rebirth and whether or not Dangle really killed his ex-wife

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15 Devastating Dunks from Nice Characters

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15 Devastating Dunks from Nice Characters

There’s nothing more satisfying than an underdog finally getting to stick it to the overdog (yes, overdog is a word, and it's exactly what you think it is). We see ourselves in these lovable characters, and feel every little jab from their tormentor. So when they finally rise up in arms, we like to imagine that we too can one day verbally dunk on our oppressors. You hear that, Cracked editors?! You’ll get yours… One day.

Some bullies wear it like a badge, and some are wolves in sheep’s clothing, but one way or another, they’re goin’ down. Some nice, quiet, unassuming characters aren’t bullied per se, but one way or another, they hit their breaking points, and harshly remind us all that they’re no doormat! Whether it’s a completely warranted rant, or full-on dissociative identity disorder, here are 15 unassuming, even lovable characters who just got pushed over the edge. 

Blane - Pretty In Pink

CRACKED PRETTY IN PINK BLANE PROVES YOU CAN'T BUY LOVE The spoiled bully (Steff) pisses off Molly Ringwald's love interest (Blane) for the last time. Blane dunks on him with, You buy everything, Steff, but you couldn't buy her. She thinks you're shit, and deep down you know she's right.

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Jerry Gergich - Parks & Rec

CRACKED PARKS & REC JERRY GERGICH DOESN'T HAVE TO SAY A WORD After all the ribbing that Jerry Gergich has endured, Dr. Harris reveals that Jerry has the biggest penis he has ever seen. Now we know why Jerry hasn't gone postal. Не knows.

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Gordon - Dodgeball

CRACKED DODGEBALL sec. GORDON CHANNELS HIS RAGE Quiet pushover Gordon is alone against 5 guys, but after seeing his wife canoodle with a man in the stands, he summons his inner rage, and savagely takes down all 5 opponents.

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Neal Page - Planes, Trains and Automobiles

CRACKED PLANES, TRAINS AND AUTOMOBILES NEAL PAGE GIVES ALL THE FUCKS After Marathon car rental screws him over, Steve Martin's character's rant to the clerk uses fuck about 20 times. The clerk could also be on this list because she dunks on him with, You're fucked.

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Ally Campbell - Fist Fight

CRACKED FIST FIGHT A STAR BULLIED GIRL IS RESCUED BY BIG SEAN After she is humiliated in the talent show, Ally dedicates her unedited performance of Big Sean's I Don't Fuck With You to her bully, Trisha, and shocks audiences everywhere.

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Finch - American Pie

CRACKED AMERICAN PIE FINCH BANGS STIFLER'S MOM Not that it was for revenge, but after all the torment from Stifler, it was nice to see Finch finish on top (we're assuming.) All Finch has to say is, Oh hey Stifler, as Stifler witnesses the act and faints.

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Silent Bob - Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back

CRACKED JAY & SILENT BOB STRIKE BACK SILENT BOB FINALLY SNAPS ON JAY In Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back, after Jay won't listen, Silent Bob screams at him for the first time, and caps it off with, You dumb fuck!

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Romy White - Romy and Michele’s High School Reunion

CRACKED ROMY AND MICHELE'S HIGH SCHOOL REUNION ROMY & MICHELE CONFRONT THEIR HIGH SCHOOL BULLY Romy and Michele finally tell bully Christy Masters, You're a bad person with an ugly heart, and we don't give a flying fuck what you think. No one seems to disagree.

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Annie Walker - Bridesmaids

CRACKED BRIDESMAIDS KRISTEN WIIG TACKLES A GIANT COOKIE After Helen steals her bridal shower idea, and gives Lilian a trip to Paris, Annie (Kristen Wiig) snaps, calls out Helen, wrestles with (and kinda loses to) a giant cookie, and screams about bleached assholes.

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Greg Focker - Meet The Parents

CRACKED MEET THE PARENTS AA GREG FOCKER'S MISDIRECTED ANGER After Greg Focker endures an entire movie's worth of torment from Jack Byrnes (Robert De Niro), a poor, unsuspecting flight attendant takes the brunt of his checked baggage rant that ends in a solid, Step off, bitch!

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Charlie Baileygates - Me, Myself & Irene

CRACKED ME, MYSELF & IRENE THE MOMENT CHARLIE BECOMES HANK After a woman takes advantage of Charlie Baileygates' kindness, he morphs into his alter-ego, Hank, who calls for a price check on her Vagi-clean, and harshly questions her freshness in front of her kids.

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