26 Incidents of Celebrity Drama For All The Gossip Goblins
Roughly once a century, around this time, the infamous Gossip Goblins emerge from their dark woodland homes to terrorize the innocent population. Thankfully, there is a way to keep the creatures at bay! All the villagers have gotten together to collect all of the best celebrity gossip they've heard and compiled them in a conveniently list that both people and monsters can read while they're on public transportation or the toilet or whatever.
The list below features all the good stuff: Celebrities having meltdowns on planes, performers walking off stage mid-concert for seemingly petty reasons, and whole productions grinding to a halt because of conflict between directors/creators and actors.
We pray that our sacrifice will be enough to keep the Gossip Goblins at bay for another century, and we look forward to another generation of Hollywood drama so that we may refresh the list anew when the time comes again.