15 Amazingly Dumb Cases of Censorship

15 Amazingly Dumb Cases of Censorship

Imagine yourself, a small Hollywood reporter, hiding inside bins, listening in to stars' green rooms, locking yourself in a small box that's being transported across miles of ocean with very large listening devices to peep in on what all the cast and crew of Disney's latest movie have to say. 

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Here are some facts.

Selfish Batman

Dumbest censorship Heroes can't go down The creators of the Harley Quinn cartoon were informed by DC that heroes don't do that - that being giving oral sex. Their rationale: It's hard to sell a toy if Batman is ... going down on someone. CRACKED.COM

Source: Variety

Repressed Heroes

DAILY PLANE 6 Dumbest censorship DC can't do masturbation Neil Gaiman was once told that he couldn't mention masturbation in Sandman, as people do not masturbate in the DC Universe. His reaction was that that explains a lot about the DC Universe. J'MLEE2016 CRACKED.COM

Source: CBR

Corpse Butt

CRACKED.COM Dumbest censorship Hannibal Horribly mangled bodies? That' OK - as long as no butts are visible. They amped up the gore to cover the corpses' asses with blood.

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