Did you know that anyone can adapt Shakespeare? Here’s a free movie script.

INT. HOUSE

It’s probably your house. The actors, uh, some friends. One’s pretty. Maybe she played a nerd whose soul got eaten by a lizard goddess, or something. She says some stuff like,

What fire is in mine ears? Can this be true? Stand I condemn’d for pride and scorn so much? Contempt, farewell! and maiden pride, adieu! No glory lives behind the back of such. And, Benedick, love on; I will requite thee, Taming my wild heart to thy loving hand: If thou dost love, my kindness shall incite thee To bind our loves up in a holy band; For others say thou dost deserve, and I Believe it better than reportingly.

Bam! That’s also 57 different movie scripts. 

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The Amazing Mary Jane

CRACKED.COM TOR Mary Jane and Mysterio are friends in the comics. In The Amazing Mary Jane, MJ goes to Hollywood and works with Quentin Beck making movies. Is this the dramatic Oscar bait comic book movie we've always needed?

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Buffy the Vampire Slayer

CRACKED.COM Tara wasn't always going to stay gone in Buffy. Joss Whedon had a planned ending with her revival that made her cry.

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Doctor Horrible

JOSS whedon made more money with Doctor Horrible than with The Avengers. Neither paycheck has been disclosed, though. A CRACKED.COM

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