The 20 Funniest Pop-Culture Tweets, News Items and Trivia Bits for Tuesday, June 17, 2025

Madonna will have such great shower advice for Pope Leo VIX when she sees him at family gatherings
The 20 Funniest Pop-Culture Tweets, News Items and Trivia Bits for Tuesday, June 17, 2025

We’ve got just the thing to target your Tuesday torpor: news! First up, Gwyneth Paltrow’s topless breakfast IG post set the table for The Today Show to provide important analysis. Then Brad Pitt will do another movie with Tom Cruise, but it’ll need to be squarely on the ground. And we can’t forget that Babs has no idea if she did Warren Beatty or not. 

In bonus trivia, we’ve got that sneaky Tom Cruise delivering packages under everybody’s nose, Chuck Norris passing up on being Red Forman and Madonna having some very Madonna ideas about what to do for your feet when you’re in the shower.

All that and more from my desk, where there have always been lights, because who would ever think lights are a bad idea?

Well, Then You Need to Be Willing to Run A Bunch...

Brad Pitt Won't Hang His Ass Off An Airplane With Tom Cruise CRACKED

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The Meatball to Sundae, Shaq to Barkley Pipeline

Slouching Towards McDonal... @FugaziTru... 22h s ... I want what they have 7 90 1.2K del 34K We All Do CRACKED

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Maybe She Can Pass Along Her Advice in Bonus Trivia #8

Pope Leo XIV And Madonna Are Related CRACKED

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We NEED Our Television!

s ... zoë rose bryant @zoerosebryant . 1 17h save me tv show on a consistent production schedule DF DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm - 1 18h 'THE PITT' Season 2 has begun filming. Set during Fourth of July weekend Premiering in January JANUARY FIREWORKS ON THE PITT! CRACKED

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He’ll Know for Sure, Just Ask

Barbara Streisand Isn't Sure If She Had Sex With Warren Beatty CRACKED

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Not Like Money Isn’t A Motivator for Her, See Bonus Trivia #5

S ... Patrick Fisackerly @fisackerly . 20h Because Mamma Mia is not about the money, it's about singing ABBA songs and a free trip to Greece. V Variety @Variety . 20h Amanda Seyfried says it's not very brave to do Hollywood sequels: It's just for money and it's frustrating. Seyfried was commenting on Superman, Jurassic ... Show more And Meeting Colin Firth! CRACKED

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Maybe This Is Why Most Movies Seem Half-Baked...

James Gunn Says Hollywood Is Dying Because Movies Are Being Made With Unfinished Scripts CRACKED

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She Was SO Cute in the First One Before Her Jaw Fell Off

Letterboxd @letterboxd . 14h s ... this iconic franchise >>>> 28DAYS 28 DAYS LATER 28 YEARS 28 LATER WEEKS LATER It All Started With A tt 2.1K 791K 91 Red Tank CRACKED

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Nothing Cringey About Any Part of This...

Jenna Bush Hager And Leslie Bibb Discuss The Finer Points Of Gwyneth Paltrow Cooking Breakfast Topless CRACKED

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Just Make Sure It’s A Reel You Can Monetize

kenzie XCX @kenzvanunu . 1 11h ... S the only #F1TheMovie review i need Shark NINJA IWC Adam PATRON F1 The Movie 2025 Watched Jun 16, 2025 So when Brad Pitt crashes a bunch of cars it's the blockbuster event of the summer but when I do it I'm a liability and an insurance risk. 9 likes LIKE? 2 138 2.9K del 44K Only In An Insurance Company's Eyes CRACKED

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TRIVIA BONUS ROUND!!!

STEVE BONUS ROUND TRIVIA BONUS ROUND!!! CRACKED

He’s A Lot, But You Can’t Deny That the Cruiser Goes for It

For his role as a pro assassin in Collateral, Tom Cruise kind of went undercover. To learn how to blend into a crowd (not easy when you're Tom Cruise)

Vintage Big Diesel

CRACKED.COM I can't really remember the names of the clubs we went to. Shaquille O'Neal when asked if he visited the Parthenon while in Greece

First Words Out of Her Mouth When She Meets Her New Relation, Pope Leo XIV

MADONNA RECOMMENDS PEEING ON YOUR OWN FEET. Peeing in the shower is really good, Madonna told a flabbergasted David Letterman in 1994. It fights athlete's foot. Some people might prefer the fungus, though. CRACKED.COM

Production Schedules Make the Show

Chuck Norris could've been in That '70s Show. They wanted him to play Red Forman, but he said no because he couldn't make the schedule work. CRACKED.COM

Quite the Gump Story, Beatty

Marilyn Monroe Warren Beatty was one of the last people to see her alive. An up-and-coming Beatty took a friendly stroll down the beach with Monroe after a party. The very next day, he learned that she had passed away. CRACKED.COM

Hope It Paid Well!

Amanda Seyfried was a model for teen fantasy novels Victoria Martin's mother will never understand her! Seyfried was the face of the Victoria Martin Trilogy. CRACKED.COM

James Gunn Does NOTHING Halfway

JAMES GUNN PUT MICHEAL ROOKER'S FACE ON TOILET PAPER. EN ROOKER When Gunn invited Rooker over for Christmas dinner one year, he surprised his long-time friend by having toilet paper made with his face on it and putting it inside every bathroom in his house. The director revealed he had to resort to using Rooker's face during the COVID-19 lockdown. CRACKED.COM

28 Days Later

In 28 Days Later, Murphy wanders through a totally empty London. That wasn't a set. lt was actually London. The filmmakers got the scene by shooting i

Gwyneth Paltrow, Nepo-Baby

GWYNETH PALTROW The accomplished actor turned Goop founder is the daughter of Emmy- and Tony-winning actor Blythe Danner and film director and producer Bruce Paltrow. CRACKED.COM

Brad Pitt’s Best Role

The 20 Funniest Pop-Culture Tweets, News Items and Trivia Bits for Tuesday, June 17, 2025

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