15 NSFW Questions Yet To Be Answered By The Marvel Cinematic Universe
![15 NSFW Questions Yet To Be Answered By The Marvel Cinematic Universe](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/8/1/4/904814_320x180.jpg)
The Marvel Cinematic Universe is the biggest success story in movies of the 21st century. It’s made household names out of second-tier characters, made once-obscure ideas like multiverses part of the general lexicon and generated an insane amount of money. And it’s growing — complicated deals, mergers and arrangements mean that movies that weren’t previously in it now are, somehow. It’s all fairly baffling while entertaining millions of people.
But despite the occasional f-bomb — mostly cut off mid-word — and a few characters hooking up here and there, the MCU has largely avoided showing the intricacies of, say, how boners are affected by time travel. Whether a deliberate decision by them or a mere oversight, they seem in no hurry to answer these extremely important questions.
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![Given how Wolverine's healing factor lets him recover from even serious injuries extremely fast, does he also have an extremely short refractory period? Can he just keep going, jizz after jizz after jizz? CRACKED](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/8/3/0/904830.jpg)
![What's the gnarliest orifice Ant-Man has made himself small enough to crawl into, and who got more out of it - him or the body part's owner? CRACKED](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/8/2/9/904829.jpg)
![If Red Skull's face looks like this, what's going on with his junk? CRACKED](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/8/2/8/904828.jpg)
![Has Wong ever, just for fun, taken a dump into one of his interdimensional portal things? How about just kinda dangled his nutsack through it to freak people out? CRACKED](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/8/2/7/904827.jpg)
![What does Storm's control of the element of wind mean fartwise? CRACKED](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/8/2/6/904826.jpg)
![Korg - the laid-back, video-game-loving stone man - gives off the impression of a dude that watches a lot of porn. However, he comes from the distant planet of Ria in the Krona star system - is is he watching human stuff? If so, that's not cool, right? CRACKED](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/8/2/3/904823.jpg)
![Everyone in Asgard is a god, so presumably everyone with a dong is hanging mad dong. How mad dong, then, would one have to hang there in order for said dong-hanging to be notably mad? CRACKED](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/8/2/5/904825.jpg)
![How does Tony Stark stop his all-seeing, all-hearing computer butlers (J.A.R.V.I.S and then F.R.I.D.A.Y) from watching him, y'know, manning his iron? Are we talking a manual system shutdown, a safeword or just doing it under a blanket and feeling awkward? CRACKED](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/8/2/4/904824.jpg)
![How long after getting his cybernetic arm did the Winter Soldier try it out? And did it feel like someone else was doing it? CRACKED](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/8/2/0/904820.jpg)
![If Doctor Strange were to have sex with one of the alternate versions of himself from a different part of the multiverse, would that almost kinda count as incest? CRACKED](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/8/2/1/904821.jpg)
![And does the carpet match the side of the drapes or the top of them? CRACKED](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/8/1/8/904818.jpg)
![How come the Hulk's pants never rip around his dick, balls or ass? CRACKED](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/8/1/9/904819.jpg)
![Given that raccoons, when mating, make noises that sound like blood curdling screams, do the other Guardians of the Galaxy know every time Rocket enjoys some alone time? CRACKED](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/8/2/2/904822.jpg)
![Since Venom has a tongue long enough that he's capable of eating his own ass, how does he get anything done? CRACKED](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/8/1/6/904816.jpg)
![If you were halfway through taking a dump when the Blip happened, would the poop you'd already done stay where it was, or would it turn to dust with the rest of you? And when you reappeared five years later, how dirty would your butthole be? CRACKED](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/8/1/7/904817.jpg)