Cracked Archive - Weird World

Don't Move To Canada If Your Candidate Loses, Read This
Don't Move To Canada If Your Candidate Loses, Read This

Regardless of who wins this election, around half of the country is going to have to learn to live under the rule of someone they've vilified for the entire election cycle.

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6 Famous Political Blunders (That You Remember Wrong)
6 Famous Political Blunders (That You Remember Wrong)

For every political action worthy of derision, there are trumped-up gaffes meant to slake our insatiable thirst for calling politicians dumb, but in context were nothing at all.

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Why Hillary Clinton Is A Sith Lord (To Republicans)
Why Hillary Clinton Is A Sith Lord (To Republicans)

Hating the Clintons isn't just about politics. It's a literal industry.

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5 Mystery 'Box Of The Month' Subscriptions, Reviewed
5 Mystery 'Box Of The Month' Subscriptions, Reviewed

Because I still like getting mail, I figured I'd try my hand at a few different subscriptions to see if they were worth my while.

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7 Scientists Who Definitely Weren't Just Arousing Themselves
7 Scientists Who Definitely Weren't Just Arousing Themselves

We're not too sure how these scientists got grant money to explore their own dark fetishes.

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The 5 Most Immortal Humans To Ever Walk The Earth
The 5 Most Immortal Humans To Ever Walk The Earth

Death and taxes. But for these guys, just taxes.

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10 Offensive Starbucks Cups (If They Had Balls)
10 Offensive Starbucks Cups (If They Had Balls)

Here are some cups people can actually lose their minds over. You're welcome, Starbucks.

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7 Reasons So Many Guys Don’t Understand Sexual Consent
7 Reasons So Many Guys Don’t Understand Sexual Consent

We're still teaching boys these lessons, every day. Here's what the lesson plan looks like.

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5 Cases Of Identity Theft That Are Sort Of Impressive
5 Cases Of Identity Theft That Are Sort Of Impressive

Some people just decide that nothing is going to keep them from achieving their dreams -- not society, not the law, not even basic logic.

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A Quick Guide To The Hilarious Language Of The Alt-Right
A Quick Guide To The Hilarious Language Of The Alt-Right

This guide will give you the power of not caring at all about the insults that will be bandied about in the comment section of this very article.

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4 Creepy Realities Of Being A Real Life Exorcist
4 Creepy Realities Of Being A Real Life Exorcist

We spoke to Adam Hii, Victoria Visser, and Josh Sanders about their modern-day exorcism experiences.

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16 Clearly Miserable Dogs In Halloween Costumes
16 Clearly Miserable Dogs In Halloween Costumes

Amazon's dog Halloween costume category is a gallery of existential misery.

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Donald Trump's Brain-Worms Finally Reveal Themselves
Donald Trump's Brain-Worms Finally Reveal Themselves

At a recent press conference, held at a Trump resort decorated in the style of a garish African warlord, the giant brain-eating parasites publicly apologized.

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6 Terrifying Wartime Myths That Are Basically Horror Movies
6 Terrifying Wartime Myths That Are Basically Horror Movies

Because war wasn't horrific enough, people throughout history have been conjuring up some pretty terrifying myths.

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The Terrifyingly Beautiful World Of Abandoned Buildings
The Terrifyingly Beautiful World Of Abandoned Buildings

There's no Indiana Jones of abandoned hospitals. It's all down to some brave, foolhardy, almost certainly cursed hobbyists and their trusty cameras.

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