Cracked Archive - Weird World

5 Things Everyone Is Guilty Of When Hosting New Year’s Eve
5 Things Everyone Is Guilty Of When Hosting New Year’s Eve

We often underestimate the New Year's Eve party, because we're a cocky species destined to destroy itself.

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5 Surreal Realities Growing Up As The Daughter Of A Mob Boss
5 Surreal Realities Growing Up As The Daughter Of A Mob Boss

Being Meadow Soprano is exactly as dramatic as it sounds.

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7 Unsung Heroes Who Had The Dumbest 2016 Ever
7 Unsung Heroes Who Had The Dumbest 2016 Ever

There were actually some bring spots in 2016, heroes doing everything they could to ... well, not die, or spread disease, or casually stoke the fires of fascism.

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The War On Xmas Is Real: And I'm Its Architect
The War On Xmas Is Real: And I'm Its Architect

Accept a warm 'Happy Holidays' from me, the mastermind behind the War on Christmas.

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5 Reasons Life’s Surprisingly Hard Never Having A Photo I.D.
5 Reasons Life’s Surprisingly Hard Never Having A Photo I.D.

This is government bureaucracy at its finest.

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Why Modern ‘Collectible’ Toys Are A Total Scam
Why Modern ‘Collectible’ Toys Are A Total Scam

If you're tempted to collect toys, we have some sage advice for you: Don't.

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The Dangerous Myth Of Participation Trophies: My Story
The Dangerous Myth Of Participation Trophies: My Story

Not in a million years would I have the creative brainpower to think I'd need to hand out participation trophies like the ones sitting on my shelf.

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5 Absurdly Brutal Ways America Still Abuses Native People
5 Absurdly Brutal Ways America Still Abuses Native People

The atrocities of the Standing Rock pipeline protests are but a few drops in a giant, Olympic-sized pool.

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5 Groups You Think Control The World (Are Shockingly Weak)
5 Groups You Think Control The World (Are Shockingly Weak)

There are no Illuminati. There are no puppet masters. It's just a bunch of idiots like us.

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6 Shockingly Grim Disaster Plans (You Had No Clue Existed)
6 Shockingly Grim Disaster Plans (You Had No Clue Existed)

Proper planning prevents piss-poor performance. And, believe us, some organizations have taken that to an extreme that makes us both respect and fear them.

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9 Ugly Holiday Sweaters That Will Ruin Any Office Party
9 Ugly Holiday Sweaters That Will Ruin Any Office Party

Some sweaters can put you in a sealed, red HR folder.

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5 Small Problems Way More Frustrating Than They Should Be
5 Small Problems Way More Frustrating Than They Should Be

Fair warning, you're likely to get triggered.

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No Open Casket Funeral For You: Realities Of The Autobahn
No Open Casket Funeral For You: Realities Of The Autobahn

The Autobahn is a lot more metal than we imagined.

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5 Really Stupid Jokes Hidden In Really Smart Places
5 Really Stupid Jokes Hidden In Really Smart Places

It isn't easy to hide a joke in the Periodic Table, but it happened.

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How To Disappear Completely (By A Fugitive Still On The Run)
How To Disappear Completely (By A Fugitive Still On The Run)

If you had to disappear, could you do it?

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