Cracked Archive - Weird World

We often underestimate the New Year's Eve party, because we're a cocky species destined to destroy itself.

• By Daniel Dockery
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• December 29, 2016

Being Meadow Soprano is exactly as dramatic as it sounds.

• By Anonymous
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• December 29, 2016

There were actually some bring spots in 2016, heroes doing everything they could to ... well, not die, or spread disease, or casually stoke the fires of fascism.

• By Chris Radomile
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• December 26, 2016

Accept a warm 'Happy Holidays' from me, the mastermind behind the War on Christmas.

• By Aaron Kheifets
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• December 21, 2016

This is government bureaucracy at its finest.

• By R. Jason Benson
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• December 21, 2016

If you're tempted to collect toys, we have some sage advice for you: Don't.

• By Adam Wears, Marina Reimann
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• December 20, 2016

Not in a million years would I have the creative brainpower to think I'd need to hand out participation trophies like the ones sitting on my shelf.

• By Isaac Cabe
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• December 17, 2016

The atrocities of the Standing Rock pipeline protests are but a few drops in a giant, Olympic-sized pool.

• By Nimby Smith
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• December 15, 2016

There are no Illuminati. There are no puppet masters. It's just a bunch of idiots like us.

• By Nathan Williams
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• December 14, 2016

Proper planning prevents piss-poor performance. And, believe us, some organizations have taken that to an extreme that makes us both respect and fear them.

• By Adam Wears
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• December 12, 2016

Some sweaters can put you in a sealed, red HR folder.

• By Katie Goldin
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• December 11, 2016

Fair warning, you're likely to get triggered.

• By Ian Fortey
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• December 10, 2016

The Autobahn is a lot more metal than we imagined.

• By Evan V. Symon
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• December 10, 2016

It isn't easy to hide a joke in the Periodic Table, but it happened.

• By Teddem Yee, Stronzo Bestiale
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• December 09, 2016

If you had to disappear, could you do it?

• By Anonymous, Ryan Menezes
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• December 08, 2016