Cracked Archive - Weird World

5 Mundane Things Everyone Does (That Become Super Awkward)

Awkward is the new not-awkward even though some of this awkward behavior serves no purpose at all.

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5 Great Thinker Quotes You're Using Wrong

Spoiler alert: some of the most popular quotes from some of the most famous geniuses don't actually mean what we think they do.

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The Hard Realities Of Life After I Shot Myself In The Head

There's attempted suicide every 38 seconds. This is one of those attempts; and, even though it ends well, it's pretty terrifying. Fair warning.

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5 Extremely Stupid Things We Believe About Rich People

Nobody's asking you to cry for the wealthy, but being rich isn't exactly how you've been picturing it.

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4 Popular Stories That Used To Be Way Less Offensive

Some original fairy tales that hail from notoriously sexist eras, often featured women as actual characters. Occasionally, even awesome ones.

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5 Things I Learned Attending A Furry Convention

After hearing these conventions are a great place to score drugs, I spent three days hanging with furries.

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5 Geniuses With Hilariously Stupid Creative Processes

Some incredibly successful people can only get work done under conditions so bizarre or idiotic that anyone else would be driven insane within minutes.

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5 Surprising Things My Country Wouldn't Have Without America

It turns out our need to consume literally everything has tangible benefits for those that can't.

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7 Everyday Experiences Other Countries Do Waaay Differently

There's always that ONE country.

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5 Amazing Acts Of Mercy Toward Horrible People

When the news cycle is loaded with more violence than we'd prefer, it's nice to here about some acts of incredible human bravery and mercy.

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No Sex For You: 5 WTF Drawbacks Of Having A Weird Name

Having an unusual name has some unforeseen consequences that make life a little bit more challenging than the Stevens and Jessicas out there can imagine.

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Superheroes Are Overrated: 6 Villains I'd Rather Date

Dating a superhero is a terrible idea. But a supervillain? Everyone loves a badass, and what's more bad than trying to destroy the world?

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6 Mind-Bending Places Where Humans Somehow Have To Work

You may think your workplace is crazy, but, of course, it's not. This is what 'crazy workplace' actually looks like.

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4 Problems That Should Infuriate Americans

You may have noticed that America isn't perfect. But you may not have notice that we suffer from problems you'd think even Third World countries would have eradicated by now.

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5 Absurd Things American Schools Do To Completely Ruin Lunch

American school cafeterias are the stuff of nightmares, with the quality of their food lying somewhere in the range of 'underfunded prison sponsored by McDonald's.'

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