Cracked Archive - Weird World

5 Realities Of US Courts They Don’t Show On Law & Order

Defense lawyers just can't cut a break with society.


4 Surprising Things You Learn After Considering Suicide

A few years ago, I stood on the corner of a major intersection and seriously thought about throwing myself into traffic.


7 True Crimes Solved By Twists Too Ridiculous For Network TV

Sometimes a lawbreaker executes a crime so flawlessly that you literally have to be Sherlock to solve it.


6 Bizarre Realities Of Life In A Town Owned By Disney

'Florida' and 'utopia' go together like orange juice and toothpaste.


4 Annual Things We All Forget To Prepare For Every Year

Maybe pencil this stuff in for next year.


Stuff From College (And How Long It Stays With You) [Chart]

If there's one thing we know a lot about, it's college. Or, back when we were in college, we knew a lot about it. Nowadays, not so much.


6 Famous Literary Quotes Everyone Uses Exactly Wrong

At this point, using these quotes correctly would confuse people.


7 Pieces Of Good News About Huge Stories (No One Told You)

There is good news happening these days; it's just that no one bothers giving it to you.


5 Things You Only Learn About America Foreclosing On Homes

Sarah had to do all the actual legwork of ruining people's lives. Here's what she told us.


6 Normal Products MAN-ified For No F*cking Reason

When it comes to gratuitous stereotyping, commercialism provides an endless source of examples.


5 Mind Blowing Epilogues To The Most Famous Photos Ever

After these pictures are taken, the people in them were free to do whatever it is they were doing before history stole their souls. This is what happened after ...


Here’s What Life Is Like When You’re Gay But Marry Hetero

Ready to settle down and left without any other (legal) options, Matthew agreed to go along with the wedding.


The 6 Worst Ways People Made Money (Includes Boiling Kids)

The jobs would make the devil's butthole tighten involuntarily.


The 13 Greatest Thank You Cards Ever

Every year, politeness and powerful maternal forces in our lives make us write Thank You cards. Here's what we really want to say.


4 Steps For Dealing With Terrible Friends

Sometimes you become friends with someone before you know their true nature.