Cracked Archive - Weird World
5 Totally CRAZY CEOs Who Valued Humanity Over Profits
We tend to think that every rich CEO who isn't Elon Musk or Bruce Wayne is a smirking sociopath who orders layoffs while floating nude in a pool filled with champagne.
- By Amanda Mannen, Tiago Svn, Eamon Lahiri
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- February 03, 2017
6 Insane Laws That Make China A Goddamn Nightmare
If you actually take the time to read about everyday life in China, you'll realize that things there are actually way, way more insane and dystopic than any of us ever imagined.
- By Carolyn Burke
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- February 02, 2017
6 Realities When Your Creepy Fetish Lands You In Prison
It turned out Gilberto Valle liked to fantasize in great detail about killing and cooking people with other strangers online -- but he insists that fantasy is all it ever was.
- By Robert Evans
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- February 02, 2017
The 6 Most Terrifying Morning Commutes In The World
One way to take your mind off of your road rage is to remember that things could be much, much worse.
- By John Champion
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- February 01, 2017
6 Insane PR Fails By Companies Who Tried To Get Political
Working at one of these places would certainly motivate you to start updating your LinkedIn STAT.
- By Chris Radomile
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- January 31, 2017
What The Media Gets Wrong About Trump’s Executive Orders
There are too many unbelievable stories to keep track of while still maintaining your life and healthy relationships. So here at Cracked, we've sacrificed both these things to do the research for you!
- By Robert Evans
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- January 30, 2017
6 Random Nobodies (Who Secretly Run The World)
Sometimes a completely average schmuck ends up wielding more power than the rest of us will know in our lifetimes.
- By Chris Radomile
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- January 30, 2017
6 Creepy Landlords Who Will Give You Nightmares
Somewhere out there, in a ceiling-leaking, mold-fruiting apartment, is the poor bastard who's telling the truth when they say they have the world's worst landlord.
- By Britni Patterson
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- January 30, 2017
5 Apocalyptic Realities Working At A Dying Chain Restaurant
Things are positively tragic when a failing business is a festive family restaurant.
- By Evan V. Symon
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- January 28, 2017
Here Are The Brave Soldiers Trump Just Banned From America
Sorry, folks, we're busy making America great again over here. Stay safe!
- By Robert Evans
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- January 27, 2017
So Are We Allowed To Just Punch Nazis Now? It’s Complicated
Is it ok to randomly punch a Nazi? This is the question that plunged the Cracked staff into the chaos of relatively polite disagreement.
- By Katie Goldin, Aaron Kheifets
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- January 26, 2017
6 Shocking Ways The World Works (Nobody Told You About)
Big business has all sorts of tricks and schemes to increase their profit share, and almost all of them make them look like a waxily mustachioed cartoon villain.
- By E. Reid Ross
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- January 26, 2017
5 Seemingly Insane Survival Tips That Actually Work
Here are a few tips for surviving certain disaster which, tragically, came too late to save poor, majestic Reader No. 42287.
- By Blair Dodge, Ivan Farkas, Luke Miller
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- January 26, 2017
7 Horrible Things You Won’t Believe Have Cartoon Mascots
While some organizations have tried to distract people with weird mascots, there aren't enough Tony the Tigers in the world that can make people forget all this.
- By JM McNab
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- January 24, 2017
5 Realities Of US Courts They Don’t Show On Law & Order
Defense lawyers just can't cut a break with society.
- By Cezary Jan Strusiewicz
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- January 23, 2017
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