We tend to think that every rich CEO who isn't Elon Musk or Bruce Wayne is a smirking sociopath who orders layoffs while floating nude in a pool filled with champagne.
It turned out Gilberto Valle liked to fantasize in great detail about killing and cooking people with other strangers online -- but he insists that fantasy is all it ever was.
One way to take your mind off of your road rage is to remember that things could be much, much worse.
Working at one of these places would certainly motivate you to start updating your LinkedIn STAT.
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Things are positively tragic when a failing business is a festive family restaurant.
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Is it ok to randomly punch a Nazi? This is the question that plunged the Cracked staff into the chaos of relatively polite disagreement.
Big business has all sorts of tricks and schemes to increase their profit share, and almost all of them make them look like a waxily mustachioed cartoon villain.
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While some organizations have tried to distract people with weird mascots, there aren't enough Tony the Tigers in the world that can make people forget all this.
Defense lawyers just can't cut a break with society.