Cracked Archive - Weird World

5 Totally CRAZY CEOs Who Valued Humanity Over Profits

We tend to think that every rich CEO who isn't Elon Musk or Bruce Wayne is a smirking sociopath who orders layoffs while floating nude in a pool filled with champagne.

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6 Insane Laws That Make China A Goddamn Nightmare

If you actually take the time to read about everyday life in China, you'll realize that things there are actually way, way more insane and dystopic than any of us ever imagined.

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6 Realities When Your Creepy Fetish Lands You In Prison

It turned out Gilberto Valle liked to fantasize in great detail about killing and cooking people with other strangers online -- but he insists that fantasy is all it ever was.

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The 6 Most Terrifying Morning Commutes In The World

One way to take your mind off of your road rage is to remember that things could be much, much worse.

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6 Insane PR Fails By Companies Who Tried To Get Political

Working at one of these places would certainly motivate you to start updating your LinkedIn STAT.

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What The Media Gets Wrong About Trump’s Executive Orders

There are too many unbelievable stories to keep track of while still maintaining your life and healthy relationships. So here at Cracked, we've sacrificed both these things to do the research for you!

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6 Random Nobodies (Who Secretly Run The World)

Sometimes a completely average schmuck ends up wielding more power than the rest of us will know in our lifetimes.

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6 Creepy Landlords Who Will Give You Nightmares

Somewhere out there, in a ceiling-leaking, mold-fruiting apartment, is the poor bastard who's telling the truth when they say they have the world's worst landlord.

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5 Apocalyptic Realities Working At A Dying Chain Restaurant

Things are positively tragic when a failing business is a festive family restaurant.

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Here Are The Brave Soldiers Trump Just Banned From America

Sorry, folks, we're busy making America great again over here. Stay safe!

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So Are We Allowed To Just Punch Nazis Now? It’s Complicated

Is it ok to randomly punch a Nazi? This is the question that plunged the Cracked staff into the chaos of relatively polite disagreement.

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6 Shocking Ways The World Works (Nobody Told You About)

Big business has all sorts of tricks and schemes to increase their profit share, and almost all of them make them look like a waxily mustachioed cartoon villain.

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5 Seemingly Insane Survival Tips That Actually Work

Here are a few tips for surviving certain disaster which, tragically, came too late to save poor, majestic Reader No. 42287.

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7 Horrible Things You Won’t Believe Have Cartoon Mascots

While some organizations have tried to distract people with weird mascots, there aren't enough Tony the Tigers in the world that can make people forget all this.

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5 Realities Of US Courts They Don’t Show On Law & Order

Defense lawyers just can't cut a break with society.

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