While we here at Cracked are not particularly fond of laws, there are some we absolutely should steal from other countries.
Some things from our past don't have easy dumping grounds like jeans or the elderly, often leaving us to invent new ways of keeping them around.
The NYPD evolved like they suddenly got blasted by gamma radiation and gained incredible superpowers they had absolutely no idea what to do with.
Why does it feel like everyone's reaction to tough, personal conversations will be 'sprint away while screaming and then fake their own death'?
When your job is collecting video game gold, even fake economies can screw you over.
There's a really simple solution for those whose worrying keeps them up at night.
No one likes to be spied on, whether it's by a nosy neighbor or The Man. But this stuff is just ridiculous.
In the course of making a few bad decisions on Amazon, you've accidentally entangled yourself in literally dozens of petty corporate slapfights going on behind the scenes.
Like a butterfly in a $5000 suit flapping its wings, the consequences of a politician wanting a payday can both be unforeseen and devastating.
Second puberty will hit between 28 and 33. The physical changes you'll undergo are going to be unsettling; a harbinger of horrors to come.
Phallic imagery can pop up in the most awkward places. Pay enough attention and, as if by magic, you can see a wang appearing out of the ether
Shockingly, Hollywood and the news media do not always paint an accurate picture of the reality of sexual assault.