PSA: Don't try any of this at home. Or anywhere.
Seven carefully controlled days in North Korea isn't enough time to become an expert, but here are one internet fart-joke writer's thoughts.
You probably don't worry about your butt failing, but time? She comes for us all.
Things that may mean nothing today but could very well be the grounds to end your relationship tomorrow.
All children believe charmingly dumb things.
Anyone wanting to live out their John Wick fantasies should head to the Phillipines.
'Knowing a guy' is an even more valuable skill than you might think.
Pretty much should've called these kids Man Scouts, because 90 percent of America couldn't do what they had to do to get merit badges.
We're one earthquake in Japan away from all of society collapsing.
In the U.K., they used to inflict the three-finger virginity test on incoming female immigrants. That's exactly as horrifying as it sounds.
If a female character gets a haircut in a movie or show, that's not a great sign.
When mankind first created nuclear weapons, we took every possible precaution to ensure those doomsday devices could never be used by the wrong hands. Juuuust kidding.
We don't recommend hoarding but, well, you never know what piece of junk you own will be worth money.
Puzzles are impossible to do, and do you know how many actual puzzles we deal with in real life? (Hint: a lot.)