Cracked Archive - Weird World

These people weren't going to take growing up laying down.

• By Mike Turner
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• March 08, 2017

I don't know if you've noticed, but as you grow up, parties get less fun.

• By Carmen Angelica
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• March 06, 2017

The Red Pill's existence is like a studded butt plug that everyone has to share. So how exactly is it a cult?

• By Teresa Lee
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• March 06, 2017

Because the life expectancy of a meme is about half that of a mayfly, most people don't bother following up on your story.

• By Chris Rio
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• March 04, 2017

Please, no more book reading.

• By Chris Bucholz
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• March 04, 2017

News cycle? More like news CIRCLE. (Get it? Hello?)

• By Robert Evans
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• March 02, 2017

Fake news is homemade and entrepreneurial. It might as well be sold on Etsy.

• By Luis Prada
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• March 01, 2017

We sat down with people whose main expertise is to get inside any of our homes or cars at any time. We were not put at ease.

• By Cezary Jan Strusiewicz
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• March 01, 2017

History's forgotten children's books prove that at the end of the day, a lot of people want to either scare kids to death or see pictures of dead and dying children in literature.

• By Marina Reimann
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• February 28, 2017

Some products aren't really designed stupidly -- sometimes they're simply victims of user error.

• By Pauli Poisuo
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• February 26, 2017

Whether it's a good thing or a bad thing that you can only handle these people whilst three-sheets to the wind is another conversation altogether.

• By Ian Fortey
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• February 24, 2017

A car is like a romantic partner: If you go too long without one, people think you're weird, but once you get one, it sucks up all your cash and will possibly murder you on a dirt road on a moonless August night.

• By J.F. Sargent
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• February 23, 2017

Once we've collectively overdosed on panic, we just move on like it never happened, never mentioning the problem again. But did it go away on its own? Did we solve it?

• By Luis Prada
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• February 22, 2017

The first step toward solving any problem is understanding it, so I spent a month digging into the alt-right bubble, and think it's time to get a few things straight.

• By Robert Evans
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• February 22, 2017

'Luis' is a journalist in Venezuela, and he risked his life to bring you the stories of other journalists he knows who've risked their</i> lives reporting the truth in

• By Robert Evans
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• February 22, 2017