Cracked Archive - Weird World

5 Disturbing Ways The Apocalypse Will Destroy Your Psyche

Gotta shed that sanity if you want to survive in a crazy world.


4 Everyday Things We Can't Stop Lying To Ourselves About

Call it 'willful ignorance' or simply 'being childish,' however you slice it, this tactic of pretending reality isn't happening is way more common than you'd think.


6 WTF Cancelled Toys (That Nearly Ruined Famous Characters)

Bad toys happen. But sometimes, toy concepts are so awful that they're left on the drawing to die, alone and scared.


6 Common Myths About Healthy Eating You Probably Believe

The primary ingredient in most of these healthy superfoods is 100 percent organic, free-range B.S.


5 Reasons Why The Middle Class Doesn't Understand Poverty

While us suburban kids were taught that it's good to help the poor, we were also accidentally taught to treat them with disdain.


7 International Crime Sprees (That Are Totally WTF But Real)

What's shocking isn't that these weird felonies exist, but the fact that somewhere in the world, they happen often enough to be considered trends.


5 Hilariously Elaborate Ways People Ducked Their Problems

These people weren't going to take growing up laying down.


Time To Face The Hard Truth: Parties Suck As You Get Older

I don't know if you've noticed, but as you grow up, parties get less fun.


5 Ways The MRA Indoctrinates New Members With Cult Tactics

The Red Pill's existence is like a studded butt plug that everyone has to share. So how exactly is it a cult?


The Insane Follow-Ups To 5 People Who Memed Into Our Hearts

Because the life expectancy of a meme is about half that of a mayfly, most people don't bother following up on your story.


17 Things I Have Literally Done To Make A Child Go To Sleep

Please, no more book reading.


4 Ways Trump Outrages Liberals (Obama Got S**t For, Too)

News cycle? More like news CIRCLE. (Get it? Hello?)


The One Thing That MIGHT Be Able To Kill Fake News

Fake news is homemade and entrepreneurial. It might as well be sold on Etsy.


5 Terrifying Truths About The Crappy Lock On Your Front Door

We sat down with people whose main expertise is to get inside any of our homes or cars at any time. We were not put at ease.


6 Bedtime Stories In History Creepier Than Our Horror Films

History's forgotten children's books prove that at the end of the day, a lot of people want to either scare kids to death or see pictures of dead and dying children in literature.