Cracked Archive - Weird World

5 Brilliant Crimes By People Who Totally Sucked At Crime

Most people would sell the art they steal when they learn it's worth over a billion dollars. Not Stephane Breitwiester.


It Happens Here: The Reality of Female Genital Mutilation

Warning: This article may lead to some broken monitors and mobile devices.


5 Things You Had No Idea God Hates

Strangely, God isn't a huge fan of a lot of birds, which makes you wonder why he made them to begin with.


5 Horrifying Tragedies Behind Everyday Routines

Many of the things you think are routine only became that way after massive amounts of suffering.


An Insider's Look At The Dark Underbelly Of Amusement Parks

Warning: Reading this might make you quit amusement parks forever. Read at your own risk.


6 People Who Were The Scum Of The Earth During Tragedies

After every horrible disaster, there's always those of lesser scruples who have no problem trying to make gobs of money off of others' sympathy and suffering.


21 Charts To Answer The Question, 'Where Are You From?'

Next time you visit one of these places, don't be such a tourist.


Moms Think You're Creepy: 5 WTF Side Effects Of Single Dads

On many occasions, when one of my kids made a new friend, their parents would hastily decide that it was time to go home.


5 Random Questions You Didn't Know You Wanted Answered

We all have stupid questions that need answering. Fortunately, living in the 21st Century have provided us a means to get those answers via curious internet columnists.


5 Ways The U.S. Is Still Horrible At Handling Disabilities

Depending on your disability, it's still perfectly legal in America to screw you over in a fabulous myriad of ways.


5 Reasons The World Thinks Women Are Crazy: An Inside Look

Most girls can remember the very first time they let their inner b**** out. It's like suddenly discovering you have mutant powers that are both terrifying and awesome.


Kills 99% Of Germs: 6 Ad Phrases That Mean Literally Nothing

Some marketing ploys have become so ingrained in our culture, we simply accept them as fact.


The Most Unexpectedly Annoying Aspect Of Getting Married

The F-word is a blaring small-talk siren that forces seemingly reasonable people to forget whatever they were just doing and start reciting the 'Basic Wedding' questionnaire.


The Strange Realities Of Hustling Pool For A Living

We know what you're thinking and yes, he has been hit in the face with a pool cue.