Cracked Archive - Weird World
WWE Is (Of Course) Deemed Essential In Florida
Florida is catching wrestling fever -- and the other one.
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- By Cedric Voets
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14 What Ungodly Creation Is The Pontiac Aztec Trans Am?
A Pontiac Aztec crossed with a Firebird Trans Am might be the only car crossover befitting of our time.
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- By Dan Duddy
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Whaaaat True Crime Story Epilogues
Things get weird when the news cameras leave.
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- By Blair Dodge, Ryan Menezes
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Military Dangers They Skip In The Enlistment Brochure
As it turns out, there are worse dangers than bullets and bombs.
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- By Adam Wears
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An Interview With Two Comedians Locked In A Theater For Ten Days
Whatever you love doing most, you probably don't love it as much as these people like writing sketch shows.
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- By Dan Duddy
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Siren From 'The Purge' Blared In Louisiana
We're basically living in a horror movie at this point.
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- By Dan Duddy
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Pandas Will Do It, News Will Report On It
It's the Halley's Comet of orgasms.
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- By Luis Prada
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Gross Ad Campaigns Nobody Thought Out
What if Don Draper did meth instead?
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- By E. J. Diaz
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Foods Everybody Loses Their Minds Over (But Shouldn't)
Come on, it's all just proteins, carbs, and fats.
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- By Ryan Menezes
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Red-Light Traffic Cameras Are In (Hooray) Trouble
Turns out less traffic in the world has been good in some unexpected ways.
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- By Isaac Cabe
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Zookeepers Elect To Ride This Out At The Zoo
A zoo is the best possible place to ride out what could potentially be the next few months.
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- By Isaac Cabe
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4/20 Is All Month This Year And We Need It
4/20 all month is the type of dumb thing we need right now.
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- By Dan Duddy
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The 'Shocking' Origin Story Of Triscuit
It's been 100 plus years coming, but now we know what 'Tri' means.
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- By Isaac Cabe
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Scary (And Infuriating) Reasons Murders Don't Get Solved
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- By E. Reid Ross, Zanandi Botes, Nicholas Vrchoticky, Michael Battaglino
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