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Cracked Archive - Weird World

6 Insane Conspiracies Hiding Behind Non-Profit Groups

Behind many nonprofit groups are big-money interests trying to hijack your goodwill for their own, usually greedy, purposes.

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20 Small Changes That Would Turn Great Ideas Into Disasters

In early drafts of Star Wars, Luke Skywalker was known as "Luke Starkiller." Yeah, it kind of gives you a different mental picture of the man.

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6 Animals That Just Don't Give A F#@k

Some animals are boring, which is fine. But we prefer these animals that just don't give a rip.

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My Attempt to Create a Fat Bratz Doll: A Real Email Exchange

I want to suggest adding a fifth character, Deb. Only moderately obese, she is an aspiring chef! Great, right? That's yours to use, no charge. She's just a kid and she's learning! That reminds me, you can give her down syndrome instead if you're looking for ways to justify the enormous head.

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How to Create the Most Popular Webcomic Ever [COMIC]

... using the least amount of research possible.

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How To Describe Food So It Doesn't Sound Gross [COMIC]

Try not to read the typos phonetically.

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Aquaman Bible Stories [COMIC]

In the story of Noah's Ark, I like to picture it from the animals' point of view. Not so much in how they ate or how they all fit on one boat, but how they managed to rally their sex drives while they watched the rest of their kind drown.

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If TSA Security Measures Were Even More Invasive

What's next. Probably.

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The Complete Lunatic's Guide to the 5 Best Sipping Whiskeys

You're sick and tired of grabbing a Kentucky Bourbon and getting into a fistfight with a bicycle courier, when you should be sipping a nice Single Malt and watching mail-order Russian brides wrestle for the imitation diamonds that you threw on the floor.

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So You've Discovered That You're a Fictional Character

Realizing you're a character in a work of fiction can be startling. At the moment, you probably feel like you're trapped in an elevator that's in freefall, and your mind has somehow hit the ground before the rest of your body.

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29 Observations From the Back of a Line on Black Friday

Screw you world. Screw you for making me pathetic enough to be here at eleven at night, but not pathetic enough to be here at ten. It's just the exact wrong amount of patheticness to have. A bit less and I start owning shoes with laces, and making friends again; a bit more and I start qualifying for government aid.

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7 Things From America That Are Insanely Popular Overseas

In Japan, baked potato flavored Kit-Kat is just one piece of evidence of their devotion to this piece of candy.

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17 Images You Won't Believe Aren't Photoshopped (Part 7)

As we've demonstrated many times before, sometimes the truth is stranger than Photoshop. For those of you still unconvinced, we present the latest installment in our ongoing quest to show you every picture that has ever looked ridiculously fake, but isn't.

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How to Learn About Other People's Interests [COMIC]

Even when they're really embarassing.

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