Cracked Archive - Weird World

5 Reasons Parenting Is One Place We Shouldn't Imitate China

Apparently parents in the U.S. are learning their parenting skills from the Chinese. Let's ... let's just take the foot of the gas, guys.

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If Movie Happy Endings Were Awesome [COMIC]

Most insane escape ever.

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Excuses We'll Make to Keep Our Favorite Shirt [CHART]

We all have our favorite shirts. And we tend to hang onto them well past the point that logic and public decency laws would dictate ...

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5 Classic Board Games With Disturbing Origin Stories

Surely our favorite board games sprang fully formed from the land of bunnies and rainbows, right? Anybody? Hello?

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How to Serve Slightly Chilled Revenge [COMIC]

Revenge is best served cold. But this will do.

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12 Disastrous Literal Interpretations of Metaphors

If you were an alien who'd just crash landed on earth, some of the metaphors that get tossed around in everyday conversation would be pretty confusing. But then you'd take the time to learn human languages, and you'd still be confused. Metaphors could be confusing, is what we're trying to say here.

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6 Comic Book Easter Eggs That Stuck It to The Man

It must be very satisfying to have a job where you can slip a passive-aggressive 'screw you' to your boss in the work you do.

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8 Real Photographs That Prove Hell Exists on Earth

A wise and sagely woman once posited that heaven is a place on a Earth. And if that's true, then hell is just two exits down on the left. Oh, it exists, do not doubt it. It's real, it's right here and I have the god damn pictures to prove it. Literally.

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6 Subtle Ways You're Getting Screwed at the Grocery Store

While we'd like to think the free market is all about selling good quality at a good price, the difference between profit and bankruptcy can in fact lie in the seller's ability to screw you an ounce or a nickel at a time.

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If Everything Was Designed by 5-Year-Olds

Kids have awesome ideas and the world has yet to teach them why those ideas are totally impractical, and probably a little bit deadly in most cases.

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6 Reasons Kittens Suck (Learned While Raising Them)

The Internet is heavily under the influence of the powerful pro-kitten lobby, but I need you to listen to the truth: kittens are terrible and will ruin your life.

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10 Helpful Tips For Bending The Masses to Your Will

Because world-conquering megalomaniac's need a how to book too.

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How to Take 15 Minutes to Make One Simple Decision [COMIC]

One of the most difficult things in the world to do.

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5 Baffling Real Internet Searches For Financial Advice

In the superior hemisphere it's nearly spring again, and as Americans celebrate by shedding their jackets or falling in love in parks, the IRS is beginning its gradual warm up and stretching routine in preparation for some unparalleled wallet raping.

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