Cracked Archive - Weird World

Most Horrifying Writers Room Ever

In December of 2010, the Editors of Cracked.com decided to lock three of their regular writers in a conference room for 30 days. The writers--Michael Swaim, Cody Johnston and Daniel O'Brien--were tasked with creating as many comedically-themed sketch videos as they could. The conference room descended into madness well before day 6.

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6 Jobs You Won't Believe You Can Outsource

Wherever there is money and even the slightest demand for a service, there is someone out there willing to provide it, no matter how bizarre, pathetic or borderline illegal.

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6 Famous Artists You Didn't Know Were Perverts

Turns out the 'I Was Young and Needed the Money' cliche doesn't apply only to actors.

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If Everything Was Made By Apple

Apple generates a small war's worth of media attention every time they release a new product. Since they've already made phones in their image, it's only a matter of time before they take on the rest of the consumer market.

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5 Reasons Parenting Is One Place We Shouldn't Imitate China

Apparently parents in the U.S. are learning their parenting skills from the Chinese. Let's ... let's just take the foot of the gas, guys.

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If Movie Happy Endings Were Awesome [COMIC]

Most insane escape ever.

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Excuses We'll Make to Keep Our Favorite Shirt [CHART]

We all have our favorite shirts. And we tend to hang onto them well past the point that logic and public decency laws would dictate ...

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5 Classic Board Games With Disturbing Origin Stories

Surely our favorite board games sprang fully formed from the land of bunnies and rainbows, right? Anybody? Hello?

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How to Serve Slightly Chilled Revenge [COMIC]

Revenge is best served cold. But this will do.

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12 Disastrous Literal Interpretations of Metaphors

If you were an alien who'd just crash landed on earth, some of the metaphors that get tossed around in everyday conversation would be pretty confusing. But then you'd take the time to learn human languages, and you'd still be confused. Metaphors could be confusing, is what we're trying to say here.

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6 Comic Book Easter Eggs That Stuck It to The Man

It must be very satisfying to have a job where you can slip a passive-aggressive 'screw you' to your boss in the work you do.

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8 Real Photographs That Prove Hell Exists on Earth

A wise and sagely woman once posited that heaven is a place on a Earth. And if that's true, then hell is just two exits down on the left. Oh, it exists, do not doubt it. It's real, it's right here and I have the god damn pictures to prove it. Literally.

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6 Subtle Ways You're Getting Screwed at the Grocery Store

While we'd like to think the free market is all about selling good quality at a good price, the difference between profit and bankruptcy can in fact lie in the seller's ability to screw you an ounce or a nickel at a time.

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If Everything Was Designed by 5-Year-Olds

Kids have awesome ideas and the world has yet to teach them why those ideas are totally impractical, and probably a little bit deadly in most cases.

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