Cracked Archive - Weird World

55 Insider Secrets About How Jobs Work
You're not supposed to talk about your job to outsiders. Which is a shame, because people's jobs are fascinating.
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- By Cracked Writers, Ryan Menezes
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Medieval Iceland's Darkest Fashion Trend: Necropants
Real friends don't just borrow each others' leggings, but their legs too.
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- By Cedric Voets
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55 Impossibly Tough Humans
Feel like wrestling a bear today, or fighting dozens of men at once?
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- By Cracked Writers, Ryan Menezes
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The Secret Rite Of Passage Only Known To People Born Before 1990
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- By Melissa Aquiles, Jack Frederick
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Navigating The Hell Of Ending A Gym Contract
Just because gyms are designed to screw you over, doesn't mean you have to let them.
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- By Katie Marovitch
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China Made Its Citizens Smoke 10 Million Cigarettes
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- By Cedric Voets
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The Sad, Stupid Tale Of When McDonald's Tried To Sell Pizza
No one was lovin' it.
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- By Mac Faber
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Greatest Art Thieves (Were Probably) ... An Old Suburban Couple?
When the antiques dealer found out what he had bought, he did the sensible thing: he loaded his guns.
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- By Cedric Voets
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When Are We Court-Martialing Cap'n Crunch?
A Captain he be not.
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- By Cedric Voets
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Gaze Upon The Toothy Horror That Is Dental Practice Dummies
I am all mouth and I must scream.
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- By Cedric Voets
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6 Famous People With Weirdo Hidden Lives
Sometimes the famous life you don't know about is way more interesting.
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- By Chris Corlew
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How Alberta, Canada Got Rid Of All Its Rats
Rat free since nineteen-fifty.
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- By Cedric Voets
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The Audience Could Once Wrestle Bears At Basketball Games
Yes, the Will Ferrell comedy 'Semi-Pro' was realistic in the weirdest way.
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- By Cedric Voets
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Insane $20 Million Deal Got Forced To Be Decided By Rock Paper Scissors
And it drove one player almost insane.
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- By Cedric Voets
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The Year The World Was 'Terrorized' By Scary Clowns (It Was 2016)
How innocent the world was back then.
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- By Alex Hanton
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