12 of the Horniest Things Humankind Has Ever Done
![12 of the Horniest Things Humankind Has Ever Done](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/8/8/4/901884_320x180.jpg)
Ah, horniness. It’s a feeling we all know and love, and it can be a powerful motivator. Throughout history, it has driven people to do some amazing things. From Julius Caesar hoarding expensive silphium to John Byron exploring Tahiti, European-style, horniness has been a force to be reckoned with.
But it isn’t just the physical aspects of sex that have been explored. As evidenced by ISO 3533 standards, which provide advice on how to make sex toys, there are many different ways to enjoy and explore sex. And even in the most unexpected places, like the national library of Sweden, Nina Linde’s Braille porn shocked and surprised.
In this list, we’ll explore 12 major feats accomplished thanks to extreme horniness. From Vanna Bonta’s special suit for astronauts to the creation of the infamous "Braille Porn", we’ll take a look at some of the most incredible stories of people pushing the boundaries of what’s acceptable in the pursuit of pleasure.
So, without further ado, let us dive into this list of 12 major feats accomplished thanks to extreme horniness. Enjoy!
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Sex toy standards: Not so secure.
![CRACKED HORNY HISTORY MILESTONES CREATING SEX TOY STANDARDS ISO 3533 standards give advice on how to make sex toys, what materials to use, and so on, although they don't tell you how to make sure they're secure and private.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/2/9/9/901299.jpg)
Trying to create a "better race": failed.
![CRACKED HORNY HISTORY MILESTONES CREATING A SILVERWARE COMPANY In the mid-1800s, in Oneida, NY, the founder of the community said that people should be free to have children with whoever they wanted, to create a perfect race. When their cult didn't work out, they switched to making silverware instead.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/3/0/2/901302.jpg)
"Give me a jolt, bang me" - the origins of tiramisu.
![CREATING HORNY HISTORY MILESTONES TIRAMISU Tiramisu was created in Italian brothels and served to give clients a boost before, during, and after their time there. The original recipe was called sbatudin. which basically means give me a jolt, bang me. CRACKED](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/3/0/0/901300.jpg)
"Exploring" Tahiti, European-style.
![CRACKED HORNY HISTORY MILESTONES BRINGING A EUROPEAN STD TO TAHITI The sailors on the HMS Dolphin, an 18th- century explorer ship, started trading ironware for sex with the people of Tahiti, which probably brought syphilis to the island.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/3/0/1/901301.jpg)
Isaac Robert Cruikshank
Exploring space ... and sex.
![CRACKED HORNY HISTORY MILESTONES MAKING A SPACE SEX SUIT In 2004, a special suit was designed for astronauts to wear in space. It had velcro strips that let two people attach to each other and to a surface, so they could explore different sexual positions without the lack of gravity getting in the way.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/2/9/4/901294.jpg)
Expensive silphium.
![HORNY HISTORY MILESTONES MAKING A PLANT GO EXTINCT Cyrene was an ancient city in Africa that got really wealthy because of this special herb called silphium. People used it as a love potion and to prevent pregnancy. They used it so much, they made the plant extinct. CRACKED](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/2/9/3/901293.jpg)
Its horn was its doom.
![CRACKED DRIVING HORNY HISTORY MILESTONES A RHINO SPECIES TO EXTINCTION Poaching caused the West African black rhino to vanish from the face of Earth early in the 21st century. The rhino's horn was highly sought after in Asia, where it was believed to have aphrodisiac properties.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/2/9/5/901295.jpg)
Sex on the A31.
![HORNY HISTORY OFFICIALLY MILESTONES DESIGNATING A PUBLIC SEX SPOT In Puttenham, England, the police have designated a field near the A31 highway as a spot for people to have sex. It's become popular with both gay and straight people. CRACKED](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/2/9/6/901296.jpg)
A unique experience.
![CREATING A WHOLE SEX- THEMED PARK Jeju Loveland is park in South Korea with 140 sculptures of people in different sexual positions. HORNY HISTORY MILESTONES CRACKED](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/2/9/8/901298.jpg)
"Braille Porn" shocks Sweden.
![CREATING BRAILLE HORNY HISTORY MILESTONES PORN In 2010, a Swedish artist made a Braille book of naughty pictures, like a woman wearing a strap-on, gay sex, and a group of five people getting it on. CRACKED](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/3/0/3/901303.jpg)
Nina Linde,
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Forced sex for bananas.
![HORNY HISTORY MILESTONES MAKING PEOPLE ENGAGE IN CULT BANANA SEX Thomas Peli, the head of a group in Papua New Guinea that practiced sexual rituals, used fear and intimidation to make people have sex in public in order to get a good banana crop. This did not work. CRACKED](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/2/9/7/901297.jpg)
Pentagon employees: Ignoring the rules.
![CRACKED HORNY HISTORY MILESTONES ENDANGERING NATIONAL SECURITY Hundreds to thousands of Pentagon employees have been downloading apps on government devices that weren't allowed, like dating apps, even though these were banned - with big security implications.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/2/9/2/901292.jpg)