12 Highly Valuable Bits Of Trivia We Were Awarded For Completing Increasingly Intricate Sidequests And Minigames As The Princess Continues To Struggle Valiantly To Ward Off An Ancient Malevolent Force

Welcome, dear reader, to a world of strange and fascinating trivia. We have scoured the internet, and the world, to bring you 13 pieces of trivia that we just learned. From the miscalculation that saved the world to the post-mortem life of Napoleon’s penis, these pieces of trivia are sure to surprise and delight.
From the failed McDonald’s Onion Nuggets to the million-dollar prize for proof of the supernatural, to the Chicagoans who took their comedy to Amsterdam, to the starstruck Eric Andre meeting Conan O’Brien, to Randy Newman’s Oscar-winning "You’ve Got a Friend in Me," to Kristen Schaal, the comedian, actor, and union advocate, to babies and their manipulative ways, to the five people who died doing what they loved, to Napoleon’s penis, which had a better post-mortem life than he did, this list has it all.
So, sit back, relax, and prepare to be amazed. We guarantee you will learn something new and unexpected. Enjoy.
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Death by pleasure.

Yup, creepy.

Touchstone Television
Randy Newman: Oscar-winning "Friend in Me" singer.

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Pixar
’You’ve Got a Friend in Me’ Is the Soundtrack to Pixar’s Golden Age
Onion Nuggets: Not a hit.

McDonald’s
Napoleon’s penis: bigger in death than in life, sort of.

Jacques-Louis David/Shutterstock
Five Severed Body Parts That Nearly Accomplished More Than the Famous People They Belonged To
No response, no surprise.

20th Television Animation
Auditioning for the dean.

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20th Television Animation
Heisenberg’s miscalculation: a blessing in disguise.

Eric André: Flustered by Conan’s Charm.

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Kathy Hutchins/Shutterstock
’Jacked’ Eric Andre Overwhelmed by Conan O’Brien’s Sexual Charisma
Cuteness: activated.

Chicagoans conquer Amsterdam with comedy.

The Amsterdam Improv Group That Launched Seth Meyers, Amber Ruffin and Jordan Peele
The unfunny valley.
