Cracked Archive - Weird World

5 Great Joys in Life That Healthy People Never Experience

It's not just the boozing and drugs they have to miss. There are certain pleasures that come with being a sickly person that the able bodied health nuts can never truly understand.


7 Time-Tested Ways to Deal With Bullies

I know a bit about being bullied myself and have put more than a little thought into techniques to combat bullying.


8 Stupid Arguments That Internet Debates Always Devolve Into

he Internet is full of debates about important subjects like what is wrong with music these days and who is the most victimized group on earth, child soldiers or gamers. And all to often, these arguments go horribly wrong.


5 Basic Rights You Won't Believe We Still Have to Fight For

All around the world, people are fighting for the right to do lots of simple things that most of us take for granted.


The 7 Worst Things Airline Pilots Have Done Mid-Flight

People with a fear of flying often cite the sense of helplessness as one of the most terrifying aspects of the phobia. And, well, sometimes it's hard to disagree with them.


If the Old West Was 10 Times Manlier

If you're a woman, you have only moments to shield your birth canal and run from Man Comics. The rest of you are about to get a look at what the old west might have looked like if cowboys weren't such pussies.


The 5 Most Excessively Creepy Children's Educational Videos

Is the best way to really teach children to film some disturbing things and then show it to them?


Behind Closed Doors in the Homes of Fictional Characters

It turns out that fictional characters are just like us: hiding terribly, terribly disturbing secrets.


The 5 Stupidest Excuses Ever Given in a Political Scandal

When the inevitable day arrives where they get caught participating in their deviant activity of choice, some politicians take the high road, and others take the crazy road.


The 5 Most Bizarre Things People Have Done With Dead Bodies

There are all sorts of hilarious things you could do with a corpse, if only society didn't so strongly disapprove.


6 Insanely Valuable Real Treasures (And How to Steal Them)

Guess what? There's loot scattered all over the world, just begging for a charming gentleman thief and his plan that is so insane that it just ... might ... work.


Hire Me to Bully Your Child! A Real Craigslist Ad

I know how important it is to you that your children feel confident and safe in every pursuit and passion of their young lives, and I am a firm believer that it takes a village. But let me be perfectly clear, I am offering none of that.


5 Epic Achievements That Aren't as Impressive as You Think

Just like you can name all the state capitals, some of the world's most respected accomplishments aren't all that big of a deal, either.