Cracked Archive - Weird World

5 Myths About the Military You Believe (Thanks to Movies)

All of your information about the military from movies. But even accounting for what you already assumed was Hollywood bullshit (obviously war is not a non-stop action explosion festival), most people still have a grossly skewed idea about what life in the military is like.


The 7 Most Baffling Things Ever Discovered in a Human Body Producing your nightmares since 1958.


6 Types of Awful Valentine's Day You're Recovering From

Well losers, it's the day after Valentine's Day, and another year has gone by without love's warm hands caressing your sloped shoulders.


5 Ways Hi-Tech Retailers Are Secretly Screwing You

There are a million little ways retailers can screw you on what you buy. But maybe nowhere is this more common than in the world of high-tech gadgets.


5 Amazing Things Invented by Donald Duck (Seriously)

The guy behind Donald Duck comics might be our generation's Da Vinci ...


The 8 Most Successful Politicians (Who Weren't Human)

Sometimes politicians get so bad that we make jokes about how we'd rather have a monkey, or drinking bird toy, or other humorous hyperbolic metaphor in charge, but then we never do anything about it. Such is the apathy of our voting citizenry today.


Awful Logo Design: An Art Form [COMIC]

Who are the ad wizards who came up with this one?



Most Horrifying Writers Room Ever

In December of 2010, the Editors of decided to lock three of their regular writers in a conference room for 30 days. The writers--Michael Swaim, Cody Johnston and Daniel O'Brien--were tasked with creating as many comedically-themed sketch videos as they could. The conference room descended into madness well before day 6.


6 Jobs You Won't Believe You Can Outsource

Wherever there is money and even the slightest demand for a service, there is someone out there willing to provide it, no matter how bizarre, pathetic or borderline illegal.


6 Famous Artists You Didn't Know Were Perverts

Turns out the 'I Was Young and Needed the Money' cliche doesn't apply only to actors.


5 Reasons Parenting Is One Place We Shouldn't Imitate China

Apparently parents in the U.S. are learning their parenting skills from the Chinese. Let's ... let's just take the foot of the gas, guys.


If Movie Happy Endings Were Awesome [COMIC]

Most insane escape ever.