It's not just the boozing and drugs they have to miss. There are certain pleasures that come with being a sickly person that the able bodied health nuts can never truly understand.
he Internet is full of debates about important subjects like what is wrong with music these days and who is the most victimized group on earth, child soldiers or gamers. And all to often, these arguments go horribly wrong.
All around the world, people are fighting for the right to do lots of simple things that most of us take for granted.
People with a fear of flying often cite the sense of helplessness as one of the most terrifying aspects of the phobia. And, well, sometimes it's hard to disagree with them.
Is the best way to really teach children to film some disturbing things and then show it to them?
It turns out that fictional characters are just like us: hiding terribly, terribly disturbing secrets.
When the inevitable day arrives where they get caught participating in their deviant activity of choice, some politicians take the high road, and others take the crazy road.
There are all sorts of hilarious things you could do with a corpse, if only society didn't so strongly disapprove.
Guess what? There's loot scattered all over the world, just begging for a charming gentleman thief and his plan that is so insane that it just ... might ... work.
I know how important it is to you that your children feel confident and safe in every pursuit and passion of their young lives, and I am a firm believer that it takes a village. But let me be perfectly clear, I am offering none of that.
Just like you can name all the state capitals, some of the world's most respected accomplishments aren't all that big of a deal, either.