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7 Reasons Vladimir Putin Is the World's Craziest Badass
7 Reasons Vladimir Putin Is the World's Craziest Badass

Vladimir Putin is what happens when James Bond gets one of his villains pregnant and the child grows up to kick both their asses.

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Cheats for Surviving the Mall: 6 Enemies to Avoid [CHART]
Cheats for Surviving the Mall: 6 Enemies to Avoid [CHART]

A modern guide for surviving the mall.

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5 Terrible Situations for the Socially Awkward Man
5 Terrible Situations for the Socially Awkward Man

You probably know how to function in society. You know how to talk to new people, how to order food in restaurants, and you know exactly what time you're supposed to show up at parties. I'm here to let you know that there's an entirely separate class of people that doesn't know all of those things.

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4 Great Sex Advice Books for People Who Hate Sex
4 Great Sex Advice Books for People Who Hate Sex

If there's one universal truth in literature it's that anyone attempting to write an instruction manual for the vagina loses his or her mind. Here are four sexual self-help books that support that theory. Be warned: a lot of this advice is as racy as it is unhelpful.

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6 Comics That Covered Serious Issues And Failed Hilariously
6 Comics That Covered Serious Issues And Failed Hilariously

Just like sitcoms had "very special" episodes that tried to build awareness of serious real-world issues (like the one where Punky Brewster decides to get breast implants -- no, seriously), comics have occasionally wandered into 'after school' territory. And who better to handle serious and complex political issues than comic book superheroes?

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The 7 Most Heroic Con Artists of All Time
The 7 Most Heroic Con Artists of All Time

In a world full of bullshit artists trying to sell us things and get elected to office, let's take a moment to celebrate the good ones. These are the Oskar Schindler types, the guys with a talent for hustling who, when circumstances called, used their powers for good.

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5 Things They Never Told Us
5 Things They Never Told Us

Given the opportunity, there are probably a lot of tiny, superficial things you say to your fourteen-year-old self, (Get a haircut; Stop being a smartass; Maybe try not masturbating for, like, a night, and see what that does to the amount of free time you have).

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5 Reasons Humanity Is Terrible at Democracy
5 Reasons Humanity Is Terrible at Democracy

Ask the average person what's wrong with government and you'll hear all about corrupt politicians, corporate lobbyists and shady backroom deals. But, of course, we elected those corrupt politicians, and the more you look at the situation, the more it appears that as people, we are just really bad at democracy.

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The 5 Most Shockingly Insane Modern Dictators
The 5 Most Shockingly Insane Modern Dictators

As part of our ongoing effort to educate the world about the mind-boggling insanity of the world's dictators, here are five leaders who treated their countries as playthings for their own deranged minds.

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