Cracked Archive - Weird World

The 5 Least Sexy Experiences Everyone Goes Through

No matter how hot the subject of your crush, they've experienced those awful events in life that wick away your sexiness.

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5 Favors People Love to Offer (That No One Wants)

Even though we generally like it when people do nice things for us, there are some favors no one really wants. Here are five:

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6 Types of Apologies That Aren't Apologies at All

Thanks to the Internet, we've started to develop some pretty universal techniques for 'apologizing' without really apologizing.

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5 Terrifying Secrets About Riding in an Ambulance

We have some bad news: The world of ambulances, and the long-suffering crews who work inside them, is quite a bit more horrifying than you thought.

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Tiny Changes That Would Have Saved Terrible Movies

There are plenty great movies that were one tiny mistake away from being great films. Hell, if the shark in 'Jaws' hadn't been a complete catastrophe, that movie could have been ridiculous. We asked you to show us some other tiny changes that could have turned terrible movies into classics.

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The 6 Craziest People Who Are Overpopulating the World

Millions of us are so terrified of or disinterested in having kids that we'll literally never do it. But the world's population keeps inflating like a balloon because there are plenty of people at the opposite end of that spectrum. Way, way at the opposite end.

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If Mother's Day Cards Were Honest

Mother's Day is upon us again, that annual pain in the ass of ungrateful little punks who don't know how much their mother went through for them.

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6 Pet Products That Prove Rich People Have Gone Insane

We all love our pets, but rich people can express that love in insane ways the rest of us had no idea were even possible. So while we might treat our dog to a helping of table scraps and a belly rub, the wealthy can spend thousands of dollars on baffling luxury products, like these.

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5 Supposedly Fun Activities Nobody Actually Enjoys (Part 2)

You don't like visiting museums, and it's time to stop pretending you do.

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The 6 Most Nonchalant Ways People Dodged Death (Repeatedly)

How many times have you almost died? If your answer is 'Somewhere between two and 14 times,' then you're probably on this list.

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5 Tips for Pairing Cheap Beers with Personal Failures

So you let yourself down. That's OK, it happens to everyone, though probably not to the same degree or with the same consistency as it happens to you. But that's OK: I'm here to help.

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5 Geek Fantasies You Won't Believe You Can Buy

Why can't we pay to, say, experience a real zombie apocalypse, or become a spy? Well, it turns out you can, so start saving up.

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10 News Stories That Raise Endless Unanswered Questions

We found you these stories, because we'd hate for you to actually put in a productive day at the office.

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