Cracked Archive - Weird World
Here are the races throughout history that catered purely to those who were just plain sick of living.
- By Tony Pilgram
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- April 29, 2011
People who can't be bothered to care about insurance can be made to pay attention, for some reason, when there is a British lizard talking at them. That's why corporations all over have made cartoony animals and interesting humans the face of their company, fusing them with their logos like some kind of horrifying cyborg.
- By Christina H
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- April 26, 2011
If you see these signs, and know what they're talking about, it's already too late.
- By Ashley Neal, Charley Daniels
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- April 26, 2011
A person can paint something with no guarantee it'll be around in a few years. But when a sculptor creates a horrifying monument to his own insanity, that shit gets erected in city park or town square somewhere.
- By Pauli Poisuo
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- April 26, 2011
Law enforcement has to be a grueling, stressful and hugely underappreciated job. But you have to admit, those guys wind up with the best stories to tell at parties.
- By Jason Edward Harrington
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- April 25, 2011
The Supreme Court, like any other court in the land, hears more than one case per day. This means that it does happen, however rarely, that the justices are forced to preside over bullshit. And since the justices are human beings just like us, they can't help but call it out when they see it.
- By Eddie Rodriguez
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- April 22, 2011
How to turn an irresponsible bender into a piece of content on Cracked.
- By Robert Brockway
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- April 20, 2011
It's comforting to know that there are some places on earth modern man still hasn't cheapened and ruined yet. Well, that's what you think until you get there, and see how long the line is to get in.
- By Christina H
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- April 19, 2011
Sit back and take a lesson from the all-time-great resume bullshitters.
- By Diana Cook
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- April 18, 2011
We are all, at one point or another, forced to acknowledge when we are weak. It is a humbling moment filled with fear, shame and unattractive facial expressions. What's worse, weaknesses, like snowflakes, are all different so we are each forced to weather our respective storms alone. For instance, some people may find their limitations while huddle
- By Soren Bowie
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- April 18, 2011
Stories of people taking matters into their own hands which, in this case, means turning their disabilities into an excuse to make the craziest, most tricked out and insanely badass mobility vehicles around.
- By CRACKED Staff, Sam Sprinkle
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- April 17, 2011
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