Cracked Archive - Weird World

6 Abandoned Sites That Would Make Great Supervillain Lairs

Let your minions rejoice as you reveal to them your new base of operations, completely empty and ready for mayhem.

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6 Holiday Traditions We Should Stop Pretending to Enjoy

There's at least one person in every Secret Santa program who clearly just gives out random crap they have laying around the house.

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An Honest Cover Letter for the Recently Unemployed

I am a human guy in your city who possesses the exact skills everyone is looking for.

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8 Essential Black Friday Purchases to Make This Year

Merry New Thanksamadannukkahmas. Or whatever.

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5 Unfortunate Biases Hard Coded into Your DNA

Nobody wants to think they're prejudiced, despite the fact that we all constantly pass judgment on literally everything.

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5 Everyday Annoyances That Are Actually Worldwide Disasters

It turns out that everyday things we piss and moan about are huge catastrophes everywhere else.

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7 Horrifying Things You Didn't (Want to) Know About Prison

My name is Cedric Coleman, and I spent seven years as a prison guard in two different states.

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6 Real Heists More Badass Than Any Movie

Every so often a real-life bandit or group of bandits manages to outshine their cinematic counterparts with a scheme so clever, so bold, or so insane that we can't help but be in awe of them.

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6 Weird Problems No One Tells You About Owning Exotic Pets

If you are up for caring for an 'exotic' animal, you may well just rethink that after reading this.

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5 Mind-Blowing Things You Won't Believe Were Built by Nature

Even the most stoic stubble-jawed professor can jump the gun and have his revolutionary new artifact turn out to be nothing more than a weirdly shaped rock.

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The 5 Most Insane Acts of Fan Dedication Ever

Sometimes people love things too much and it crosses the line from unchecked enthusiasm into unsettling obsession.

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So You're in a Fight to the Death in a Hall of Mirrors

I may have accidentally embroiled myself in a fight to the death.

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4 Awful Things We're Now Considering Nerd Behavior

When the 'nerds are awesome' phase collapses, we're all going to be hanging from flagpoles by our underwear.

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6 Filthy Jokes You Won't Believe Are from the Bible

It turns out the Bible is full of unbelievably dirty stories and one-liners about dongs, butts, and so, so much poop.

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6 Modern Playgrounds to Make Your Inner Child Lose Its Mind

Childhood never really dies -- it just gets repressed.

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