Cracked Archive - Weird World

6 Things No One Wants to Hear About Your Job

Here are some things that will help you bore the hell out of people when you talk about work.


5 Terrifying Trends Currently Overtaking Etsy

Interesting and terrifying people are selling goods intended to set up camp in your nightmares.


5 Mistakes Every Dog Owner Makes (An Insider's Perspective)

My name is Mischa Oldman. I train dogs for a living, and you don't know as much about your best friend as you'd like to think.


6 Surprising Realities of Being a Military Bomb Hunter

I had a Hollywood-type image of war in my mind before I went overseas to hunt for roadside bombs. That's when I realized how wrong I was.


6 Awesome Theories That Totally Change Famous Characters

With some movie and TV origins, you have to look all the way in the background or deleted scenes to discover some mind-blowing things.


The 3 Most Perfect Crimes (and How to Commit Them)

I trust you to use this information responsibly, or at the very least, hilariously.


4 Real Products That Prove We Can Ruin Anything

Making a defective product is ridiculously easy.


5 Relationship Zones Worse than 'the Friend Zone'

The Internet loves hating on 'the friend zone.' But there are zones out there that are actually terrible for you.


5 Insane Crimes That People Just Made Up

Sometimes terrifying crimes turn out to be complete fabrications. And that's when things get really weird.


6 Things Movies Don't Show You About Life on a Submarine

My name's Cleve Langdale, and I used to be a Navy nuclear machinist's mate. From the school to the fleet, it sucked.


5 Things Everyone Gets Wrong About Mental Illness

Mental health is an astronomically vast and complex issue with wildly varying degrees of severity. Our current system can't even begin to tackle the library-length definitions because we're still fumbling around at the most basic levels.


The 5 Most Useless Pieces of Advice Everyone Gives

It turns out that humans are pretty bad at talking to each other.


5 Organizations That Gamed the System and Screwed the Public

Nobody likes being scammed. Nobody working for these companies gave a shit about that.


Help! We're Losing All Our Writers to Fame and Fortune

We want to give you money to write for us. Seriously.