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Sure Seems Like We're Busier Post-Lockdown<\/a><\/h2>

Last year's idleness makes us feel too busy now.<\/p>

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By Ginny Hogan <\/a> <\/dd>
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4 Obvious Grifts That Keep Fooling People<\/a><\/h2>

Those who do not learn from history are doomed to repeat it.<\/p>

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By Dan Fritschie <\/a> <\/dd>
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4 Bonkers Novels About The Second Coming<\/a><\/h2>

These non-fundamentalist takes on the idea are even weirder than religious ones.<\/p>

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By Talbert Gregson <\/a> <\/dd>
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The Current Paper Shortage, Shortly Explained<\/a><\/h2>

Just like most any important story in the history of human civilization, it all started with our need to expel our own inner crap.<\/p>

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By Zanandi Botes <\/a> <\/dd>
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4 Boomer Pop Culture Staples That Are Getting Weird<\/a><\/h2>

Woodstock keeps failing, and the news industry keeps rotting.<\/p>

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By Mark Hill <\/a> <\/dd>
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For Centuries, A (Nude) Mystery Giant Has Watched Over A British Village<\/a><\/h2>

The Cerne Abbas Giant has been a staple for Dorset, but no one knows when it came from or why it's there.<\/p>

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By Ethan Tyrrell <\/a> <\/dd>
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Arizona Held A Witchcraft Trial In The '70s<\/a><\/h2>

Ann Stewart was fired for \"teaching about witchcraft (have stated that you are a witch).\"<\/p>

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By Ryan Menezes <\/a> <\/dd>
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That Time Google Made Creepy Sailing Showrooms<\/a><\/h2>

In the early 2010s, Google tried (and failed) to construct barges that could travel around and show off new products.<\/p>

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By Ethan Tyrrell <\/a> <\/dd>
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How 'Dungeons & Dragons' Rose In Popularity Due To A Missing Teen And Cult Hysteria<\/a><\/h2>

Because sometimes, a coincidence apparently means there most definitely is a cult trying to resurrect an ancient dragon demon underneath a university.<\/p>

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By Zanandi Botes <\/a> <\/dd>
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5 Discoveries From America's Weirdest 'Haunted' Museum<\/a><\/h2>

\"Las Vegas' scariest attraction\"? That's a bold claim.<\/p>

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By William Kuechenberg <\/a> <\/dd>
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4 People Who Experienced Their Own Personal Horror Movie<\/a><\/h2>

Sometimes people are a slight turn away from starring in their own scary flick.<\/p>

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By Amanda Mannen <\/a> <\/dd>
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The Terrifying Chinese Ghost Sub That Killed All Aboard<\/a><\/h2>

No enemy had attacked the sub (attacked subs tend to sink).<\/p>

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By Ryan Menezes <\/a> <\/dd>
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Instead Of Cremating Bodies, One Mad Rancher Just Dumped Them<\/a><\/h2>

You know what's much scarier than a crematorium cremating bodies? A crematorium not cremating bodies.<\/p>

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By Ryan Menezes <\/a> <\/dd>
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5 Creepy Creatures And Nightmare Fuel From Foreign Folklore<\/a><\/h2>

For when you're bored with the usual vampires, zombies, and werewolves.<\/p>

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By Cezary Jan Strusiewicz <\/a> <\/dd>
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