Cracked Archive - Weird World
The New York Vs Chicago Pizza Debate - As Explained By A Chicagoan
Let's clear up some of the pizza city beef misconceptions.
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- By Chris Corlew
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43 Michigan Held A Funeral For 29,000 Pizzas
It was a good idea, but it backfired.
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- By Ryan Menezes
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A Pizza Guy Flew To Cuba To Attack Castro (Using Pizza)
His flight ended with a crash, and jail.
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- By Ryan Menezes
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Revisiting The Bomb Collar Pizza Guy, Who Everyone Got Wrong
The story seemed impossible, but it was even weirder than that.
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- By Ryan Menezes
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How Did Pineapple End Up On Pizza?
And why did a choice of topping become one of the hottest topics of our age?
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- By Maxwell Yezpitelok
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25 Holiday Candies Ranked From Worst To Best
Mint M&Ms: Good! Candy corn: Bad!
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- By Dan Fritschie
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Hershey Went To Court To Argue Their Chocolate Is Food, And Lost
And yet Twizzlers are considered food.
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- By Ryan Menezes
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4 Ways Nestlé Is An Evil Company
This'll definitely put you off your Ovaltine.
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- By Amanda Mannen
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Why American Chocolate Tastes Like Garbage
Sometimes, freedom tastes like wax.
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- By Amanda Mannen
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Norway's First Hijacking Ended Peacefully, With The Hijacker Drunk
Then afterward, everyone else got drunk too.
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- By Ryan Menezes
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Product Polls Are All Lies. For Proof, Look At Chex
Subverting democracy is no joke.
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- By Ryan Menezes
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8 Happy Meal Toys That Should’ve Stayed in the Box
McDonald's toys are just an approximation of reality, much like their food.
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- By Mac Faber
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Australian Birds Are Arsonists Now
No wonder so many people just desperately want to believe that Australia doesn’t exist.
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- By Zanandi Botes
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Bacon Is Packaged That Way To Trick You
Years ago, bacon makers were embarrassed by the fat.
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- By Ryan Menezes
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15 Japanese Words Every English Speaker Should Know
Japan may not be mystical, but it is weird.
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- By Cezary Jan Strusiewicz
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