There are some valuable lessons to be learned between all the sperm energy balls and Lube Warriors.
Every city has its own fast food urban legend, here's Pittsburgh's.
The only question is if other states are smart enough to follow suit.
You'd think doomsday cults, cross-country manhunts, and multiple corpses would warrant a hashtag.
We all need a laugh right now and oh boy, there's nothing than a bigot getting hoisted on their own petard.
Get ready for spam to be a lot weirder.