This is the closest Cracked will ever get to actual journalism.
Because of unfortunate implications that we have no control over, a few completely normal statements and opinions can send you sailing directly into the crags of the Land of Douche.
This 'found footage' crap happens in real life way more often than you'd think, and a ton of the footage is pretty damn cinematic.
Unless your concept of a 'nerd' is a Depression-era newsie shooting pre-YouTube fan trailers, you might be surprised to learn that nerd culture has existed for way, way, way longer than you think.
While I didn't come back with any secret wisdom from the spirit world, I did have an experience very few people live to talk about.
Linda Almonte was an executive with JP Morgan Chase, and her only mistake was doing her job and blowing the whistle on her lawbreaking boss. For the last five years, her life has been a morass of lawsuits and private detectives.
In the last decade, I've noticed lots of changes in our homes away from home, and I thought I'd jot them down for you.
Sit back and let your inner child scream with jealousy.
In an effort to save my money for important things, like Canadian strippers and poutine made by actual Frenchmen, I thought I'd cut some corners by shopping for my own meals and eating in my hotel room.
This could be good or bad. It all depends on what you're falling into or onto.
It seems like trying to convince the world that you're still alive is almost worse than just rolling over, taking one for the team, and politely dying.
If you misjudge your audience, your million-dollar advertising campaign can wind up costing you much more. These people didn't get that memo.
Certain types of more ... active ideas tend to end up in pretty much everyone's head at some point. Here are four of the worst offenders.
Death will claim every one of us. But some of us don't go down so easily.
Even with the infinite range of myths that humanity could invent about outsiders, most of the stuff we've come up with has fit into a small number of very specific categories.