Cracked Archive - Weird World

Some lies are so insanely prevalent that they've become difficult to recognize. These, for example.

• By C. Coville
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• April 30, 2014

If you weren't claustrophobic already, this article might do it for you.

• By Eric Yosomono, Ivan Farkas, Hillery Alley
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• April 29, 2014

The following coincidences are very well-documented, otherwise there's no way in hell we'd buy any of this crap.

• By Jacopo della Quercia , Robin Warder, Chan Teik Onn
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• April 28, 2014

It just doesn't matter. We can't help it. These things drive us nuts, and somehow knowing that we shouldn't get upset only makes us more angry.

• By Gladstone
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• April 27, 2014

It's shameful that we held onto these human rights abuses for as long as we did.

• By Andrew Marinus, Alan Boyle, A.C. Grimes
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• April 27, 2014

I was brought up to be just one more weapon in this terrible faith-based arsenal, but I didn't quite hit the target. Here's what I can tell you about being a weaponized offspring.

• By Robert Evans, Hännah Ettinger
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• April 27, 2014

'Power Rangers' was a weird idea to begin with.

• By Chris Sims
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• April 26, 2014

Sometimes the only people who can step up to save the day aren't even old enough to drive.

• By Aaron Granger
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• April 26, 2014

These stupid, insignificant little things are tiny sources of confidence, of pride.

• By Luis Prada
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• April 25, 2014

Think of this as our obsessive love letter to the obsessed maniacs responsible for all of this.

• By Cracked Writers
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• April 25, 2014

We're starting to get the feeling that every engineer's life goal is to make something really, really huge.

• By Eric Yosomono
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• April 25, 2014

Let's see if we can counter some simple yet persistent dick moves we face daily.

• By Pauli Poisuo
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• April 24, 2014

Without these disrespectful bastards taking liberties with the sacred sources, we wouldn't have these iconic scenes.

• By Ian Ury, Ryan Menezes
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• April 24, 2014

In an attempt to provide guidance on every possible challenge someone could face, the Internet's how-to writers have crafted guides that could only be of use to the desperate or the insane.

• By Mark Hill
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• April 23, 2014

The problem is that complaining is just too much damn fun. We're so used to indulging in it that we've stopped paying our complaints the attention they deserve.

• By J.F. Sargent
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• April 22, 2014