The 20 Most Badass Things Ever Said In Real Life

'Everybody has a plan until they get hit.'
The 20 Most Badass Things Ever Said In Real Life

Some people need a little help conjuring up utterly badass lines. Usually there's a playwright, or screenwriter, or lyricist, or speechwriter in the background who carefully crafted those words for someone else to say.

But then some people didn't need any of that help stuff. No, their words of badassery came straight from their own guts. We're talking about such epic mic drops like ...

Let your plans be dark and impenetrable as night, and when you move. fall like a thunderbolt. Sun Tzu, on maneuvering CRACKED.COM
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The only reason a warrior is alive is to fight, and the only reason a warrior fights is to win. Otherwise, why be a warrior? It is easier to count be
Now this is not the end. It is not even the beginning of the end. But it is, perhaps, the end of the beginning. -Winston Churchill. on 10th November
The 20 Most Badass Things Ever Said In Real Life
During the American Revolution, signer Carter Braxton wrote in a letter about Americans: We must hang together... ...or separately. CRACKED C
People should either be caressed or crushed. If you do them minor damage they will get their revenge; but if you cripple them there is nothing they d
CRACKEDC COM Guilty? I wouldn't do anything that I felt guilty about -Charles Manson, the leader of a mass murdering family.
This Fourth of July is yours. Not mine. You may rejoice. I must mourn. -Frederick Douglass in his speech to commemorate the Fourth of July, despite
If we now have to start apologizing for showing a friendly face in response to an emergency situation, then that's not my country -Chancellor Angela
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In 1970, terrorists in Montreal were abducting public officials, and Canada's government sent troops to patrol Montreal. Prime Minister Pierre Trudeau
Everybody has a plan until they get hit. -Mike Tyson fusT MOM P L CRACKED COM
I COME IN PEACE. I DIDNT BRING ARTILLERY. BUT I'M PLEADING WITH YOU. WITH TEARS IN MY EYES: IF YOU FUCK WITH ME, I'LL KILL YOU ALL. USMC GENERAL JAME
After defying the draft to serve during the Vietnam War, Muhammad Ali was stripped of his title. Facing jail time, he responded: My conscience won't
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