Cracked Archive - Weird World
5 Moral Crusaders Caught Being the Worst Hypocrite Possible
We're wondering how many of the world's crusaders aren't just trying to compensate for something they're doing on the side.
- By Kevin Phelan
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- February 12, 2015
5 Iconic Fantasy Characters Whose Bodies Wouldn't Work
Sometimes the craziest attributes of a mythological creature -- the things that actually make it impossible -- aren't always what you think.
- By Justin Crockett, Nathan Murphy
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- February 11, 2015
6 Insane Things Happening Throughout Mexican Cartel Culture
Where Hollywood does a pretty impressive job of glorifying criminals, it hasn't got shit on Mexico's utterly insane cartel culture.
- By Bastian Espada
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- February 11, 2015
5 Insane and Expensive Things Women Don't Admit They Buy
Being a woman means wearing a sign that says
- By Eden Dranger
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- February 10, 2015
4 Scary Things You Only See Cutting People's Power as a Job
When the power goes off, and the TV and Internet with it, that's when the hammer really comes down. Cracked sat down with a meter specialist to find out what it's like to be the one bringing down that hammer.
- By Anonymous, Talia Jane
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- February 10, 2015
6 Terrifying Things You Learn as an Air Traffic Controller
If you've ever flown in a plane, or stood in a place over which planes were flying, you have air traffic controllers to thank for not being killed in a biblical cataclysm.
- By Benjamin Stokes, Ryan Menezes
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- February 09, 2015
5 Cheap Things To Keep Kids Busy In Winter
For those of you too young to have kids, why not use this time to have an unplanned pregnancy and bookmark this column for two years from now.
- By Gladstone
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- February 08, 2015
5 Ways We Misunderstand Pedophilia (That Makes it Worse)
We sat down with several self-professed (but non-offending) pedophiles. Here's what we learned.
- By Robert Evans, Anonymous, David Prescott, Dr. James Cantor
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- February 08, 2015
16 Lost Text Messages That Would Explain Everything
The world is full of mysteries that we'll probably never get the answers to. Of course, it's always fun to speculate.
- By Cracked Plasticians
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- February 08, 2015
The Single Most Useless 'As Seen On TV' Product Ever
The subject of my ire? Poofume. For crying out loud.
- By Felix Clay
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- February 07, 2015
4 Things You Only Learn from Exercise if You're in Bad Shape
My reason for running is kind of dumb -- I just want to see how terrible I am at it.
- By Alice Jane Axness
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- February 05, 2015
9 Foreign Terms More Awful Than Any English Profanity
Some languages have words for concepts so weird or off-putting that we can thank the stars we don't have any use for them in everyday English.
- By Cornelius Heyer
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- February 04, 2015
5 Expert Phrases That Explain Ideas You Should Understand
I invite you to read some folksy animal-centric wisdom and become the Yoda of your circle of friends.
- By Chris Bucholz
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- February 03, 2015
4 Of The Most Bizarre Small Towns In The World
Your town's claim to fame is nothing compared to these places.
- By Luis Prada
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- February 03, 2015
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