Cracked Archive - Weird World

The 6 Stupidest National Outrages About Fictional Characters
The 6 Stupidest National Outrages About Fictional Characters

Characters in children's entertainment are constantly finding themselves at the center of absurd controversies manufactured by misguided people who apparently exist solely to tear the joy out of everything they see.

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5 Bizarre Studying Hacks You Won't Believe Improve Learning
5 Bizarre Studying Hacks You Won't Believe Improve Learning

Recent research reveals that you can improve your grades the study-less way by simply doing these things.

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5 Awesome Things No One Is Cool Enough to Own (Part 2)
5 Awesome Things No One Is Cool Enough to Own (Part 2)

There is apparently no shortage of things I don't feel cool enough to own that have nothing to do with items you'd find in a Raymond Chandler detective novel.

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5 Insider Tips for Not Getting Screwed by Car Salesmen
5 Insider Tips for Not Getting Screwed by Car Salesmen

Statistically, most people would rather get stabbed in the eye with a steak knife than talk to a car salesman.

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5 Animals Who Taught Themselves Eerily Human Skills
5 Animals Who Taught Themselves Eerily Human Skills

Monkeys wearing bow ties are always welcome, but as soon as they're hunting with spears and cooking hamburgers, we start worrying about how difficult it will be to learn their language once they take over the world.

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The 4 Most Overused Jokes It's Time to Stop Making
The 4 Most Overused Jokes It's Time to Stop Making

I's about time we retired these lame jokes and shipped them off to a hospice so they can die in peace after years of overuse. Their time is done.

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8 Bizarre Horrors Found in the Squarest Comic Book Ever
8 Bizarre Horrors Found in the Squarest Comic Book Ever

Little Archie was a psycho.

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5 Ways Life With Tourette's is Way Weirder Than in Movies
5 Ways Life With Tourette's is Way Weirder Than in Movies

We talked to four people living with Tourette's syndrome and discovered that, aside from their unfortunate condition, they're as normal and human as the rest of us, and sometimes, just sometimes, maybe a little bit more butterscotch dinosaur snatch.

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4 Things Nobody Tells You About Food Allergies
4 Things Nobody Tells You About Food Allergies

Having a medically restricted diet is not all that bad. It's much better than having Fingers Falling Off Syndrome, or some sort of condition that makes all dogs hate you. But there's some things a lot of people don't get.

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5 Mundane Things That Caused Earth-Shattering Destruction
5 Mundane Things That Caused Earth-Shattering Destruction

Much like your significant other, sometimes there is just no predicting what will set off a monumental disaster.

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5 Seemingly Innocent Phrases That Start Instant Flame Wars
5 Seemingly Innocent Phrases That Start Instant Flame Wars

Understanding all the connotations a word has and picking the one that best suits your purposes is one of the most critical skills you can have when writing or public speaking.

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2 New Shirts for 'The Simpsons' and Cracked Fans
2 New Shirts for 'The Simpsons' and Cracked Fans

Stupidity has never been more celebrated as, or embodied by, Homer Simpson.

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5 Bizarre Parts of Christianity That Are Going Away Forever
5 Bizarre Parts of Christianity That Are Going Away Forever

As America starts looking more secular and less like Pat Robertson's 1950s-era dream board, I suspect a few of the sillier elements of Christian culture are going to disappear forever.

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5 Ways You're Screwing Up Your Pet (Explained by a Vet)
5 Ways You're Screwing Up Your Pet (Explained by a Vet)

I've worked as a veterinary tech for seven years, and I've seen people make all kinds of stupid decisions with regard to their furry friends.

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