Not only did the residents vote to keep the town painted blue, but they also went a little Smurf-crazy. Take a walk through its streets, and you'll find many Smurf paintings on buildings and Smurf statues in the parks. Gifts shops have popped up all over selling Smurf key chains and T-shirts. Order food in a cafe, and there is a good chance that your spaghetti will be blue. And if you are as obsessed with fungi as the Smurfs, you can learn all about it in the local mushroom museum. David Fernandez Tirado, the mayor responsible for this makeover, has even been nicknamed "Papa Smurf."

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No beard, but we're guessing plenty of Smurfettes.

But why did the town decide to give itself blue fever (besides improving Mayor Papa Smurf's pillow talk)? Like Sony and Gargamel before them, Juzcar realized these Smurfs could make them rich. Considering Spain is in a massive economic slump and unemployment is at an all-time high, lots of the country has to rely on corporate investments and tourism to get by. Painting the town blue wasn't just publicity for The Smurfs movie, but also free publicity for the town itself. For a place that was once so nondescript and off the beaten path that fewer than 300 tourists visited yearly, the mayor now says it isn't uncommon for more than a dozen busloads of people to come in a weekend. Thanks to The Smurfs, Juzcar now prospers. So there's at least one good thing that came out of that godawful movie.

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Even those in town might be sick of Smurfs, judging by the most adorable lynching ever.

When Christmas comes along, you might notice that most of your gifts say "Made in China" somewhere on the bottom. That's because, unlike those elves and their guilds, China has the kind of loose labor laws Santa needs to supply the entire world with gifts in one night. But gifts aren't the only part of the holiday cheer that China provides. Flip over those Christmas lights, tree ornaments, and plastic reindeer, and you'll find the same Chinese trademark. That's because most of our Christmas decorations are made in a small town thousands of miles away from the North Pole called Yiwu.

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If that shocks you, you have no idea what goes on in actual chocolate factories.

Yiwu and its 600 factories manufacture more than 60 percent of all those yuletide-related tchotchkes we can't get enough of. It's known by its residents and visitors alike as "China's Christmas Village" -- a place where it's always that most wonderful time of the year. Walk down the street, and you'll often see one of the thousands of Christmas factory workers walking home still wearing their Santa hat. Not because they love the holidays or because their bosses thought it would be good for morale, though. Many of the workers wear them because they aren't provided with the necessary protection to shield their heads from the highly invasive and toxic red dust swirling through the factories. Making Christmas happen is hard and unpleasant work, which is why most of the factories are populated by migrant workers, who make very little money and work up to 12 hours a day.

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It's the moooooost wonderful tiiiiiiime of the year!

Very few of the laborers celebrate Christmas, and some of them don't even know what it is (one worker guessed it was "Chinese New Year for foreigners"). This might explain why there are some pretty odd decorations found around the town, such as sheep in Santa hats and Saint Nick playing a saxophone.

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"Careless Whisper" is their number-one Christmas carol.

After the migrant elves have completed the baubles, they're taken to the Yiwu International Trade Market, also known as China Commodity City, where the pieces of cheap plastic outnumber the people a thousand to one. Here, in this massive year-round trade show, retailers and Christmas fanatics from around the world come to inspect the yuletide products and make deals.

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Leave your lights up all year like a jackass? Welcome to your new church.

But like so many other places, Yiwu is losing out to online retailers. While the town makes most of its money through the trade market, which has over 400,000 types of decoration on display, retail sites like Alibaba offer 1.4 million similar Christmas products at the click of a button. Even that annoying neighbor whose house looks like the Christmas spirit got drunk and threw up on the front lawn doesn't need that much Christmas crap. Still, things are looking up for Yiwu, as more and more Chinese people are rejecting communism in favor of capitalistic materialism -- and that path will lead them straight into Santa's lap.

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"Merry Christmas, soul-sucking slave labor! Merry Christmas, joyless year-round eyesores! Merry Christmas!"

But with one of the world's highest poverty rates, it isn't the regular people who are rolling in that dough. The taxes Coke pays seem to be going straight to King (and dictator) Mswati III, who uses it to build up his $100 million fortune. And when he's not ordering some human rights abuses, taking the country's money for himself, or picking a new bride (he already has 13) out of thousands of topless virgins, he can be found visiting the Coca-Cola headquarters in Atlanta. Activists are trying to pressure Coca-Cola to move their company, or at least use the money they make to help the pro-democracy movement in the country. But considering they have been known to take out full-page ads in newspapers to wish Mswati happy birthday, we don't see them stopping being BFFs anytime in the near future.

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Mswati III: worse than Coke II.

However, Qiaotou has become a victim of its own success. Today, if you want to be successful in the button business, you have to be located in this town (like Nashville or Los Angeles, but for buttons). With so many companies in one place, most of your competition is right across the street, forcing them to continually slash prices in order to stay afloat.

And if it sounds like working in a button factory would kind of suck, a lot of the current workers agree with you. Qiaotou was struggling with poverty before the arrival of the button industry, so at first, the offer of any kind of job was welcome. But now that the town is thriving, many villagers are looking beyond their low-paying jobs and looking elsewhere to better use their skills. That means the bosses need to offer extra incentives to stay on top of the cutthroat world of button-making. This can come in the form of food, housing, and even libraries or gyms. Still, despite their labor shortage and competitive pricing, Qiaotou still regards itself as recession-proof. To paraphrase one factory worker, unless we all decide to start letting our underpants groceries whistle in the wind, there will always be a need for buttons.