The 31 Most Disturbing Things About Being A Parent

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The 31 Most Disturbing Things About Being A Parent

Hollywood likes to romanticize the whole parenting thing by making movies that are two acts of hilarious calamity, and a third act of lessons learned and love-filled reconciliation. In real life, however, it's closer to never-ending acts of the first ... minus the hilarious part.

For example ...

Entry by Ted E.

IF YOUR BOWELS ARE BACKED UP AND YOU DON'T HAVE BACKUP, POTTY TIME IS STILL FAMILY TIME. CRA

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