Hollywood likes to romanticize the whole parenting thing by making movies that are two acts of hilarious calamity, and a third act of lessons learned and love-filled reconciliation. In real life, however, it's closer to never-ending acts of the first ... minus the hilarious part.

For example ...

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It will seem like everyone else's kids do way cooler and more educational things over the summer than yours HOGWARTS STEM SCHOOL FOR XAVIERS GiFTED YO

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IF YOUR BOWELS ARE BACKED UP AND YOU DON'T HAVE BACKUP, POTTY TIME IS STILL FAMILY TIME. CRA

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You won't need Google to find out... Which toys can survive the oven What happens if you machine-wash your new jacket Will the kick in your head wake

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KIDS LOVE TO COLLECT THE WEIRDEST BGers AND THE MOST DISGUSTING THINGS

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YOUR CHILD WILL CRY BECAUSE HE GOT SCARED WATCHING THE TV SHOW YOU LET HIM WATCH BECAUSE HE WOULDN'T STOP CRYING CRAUN

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