Cracked Archive - Weird World

Have you ever been drunkenly careening through the Internet, feeling like the captain of the free world, only to smash headlong into a website that seemed designed specifically to mess with you?

• By J.F. Sargent
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• August 04, 2015

It's easier than ever for trusted professionals to accidentally broadcast the shit they say behind our backs to all of civilization.

• By Adam Wears
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• August 04, 2015

The Oath Keepers' core membership is largely comprised of active duty and retired police officers, firefighters, and military. I went undercover in this group, and this is what I learned.

• By Harmon Leon
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• August 03, 2015

The human body is a ridiculous bundle of evolutionary misfires, and it continually finds ways to surprise us.

• By Ivan Farkas
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• August 03, 2015

Is there any greater summer activity than going to the local fair and discovering what unholy deep-fried concoctions are being sold to those with a disregard for their stomachs and their mortality?

• By Mark Hill, Evan V. Symon
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• August 02, 2015

As paid sex goes, a trip to the massage parlor sounds classier than hiring a hooker.

• By Anonymous, Ryan Menezes
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• August 02, 2015

Here are just a few of the comics to catch the ol' reboot to the crotch.

• By Tara Marie
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• August 01, 2015

You want to see a person's true colors: Put them in a group chat.

• By Luis Prada
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• July 29, 2015

The bro has been around far longer than you'd expect. The bro is forever, the bro is eternal.

• By Luke John Smith
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• July 29, 2015

Jason Croghan has spent several thousand dollars on smartphone games, and he told us all about how they sink their claws into you and don't let go.

• By Mark Hill, Jason Croghan
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• July 29, 2015

The government has added new machines and measures designed to streamline the process -- but they're not just shockingly inefficient; in some cases they're actually making things worse.

• By Chris Radomile
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• July 28, 2015

Proving that there's literally no aggression humans aren't capable of forgiving, here are five heartwarming friendships that were forged by overcoming things like torture, racism, and murder.

• By A.C. Grimes
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• July 28, 2015

The phrase "Bride Of Christ" is taken a lot more literally than you might think.

• By Robert Evans, Anonymous, Isaac Cabe
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• July 28, 2015

To impress patients these days, medical science is getting weirdly futuristic.

• By John Mulroy, Justin Crockett, Ivan Farkas, Connie Langdon
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• July 26, 2015

There are still things people do that drive me far crazier than they should.

• By Gladstone
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• July 25, 2015