Life in the jet set isn't all it's cracked up to be.
All we know is that if anything good comes out of new Ghostbusters film, it'll be the return of HI-C Ecto Cooler.
No one chewed less bubblegum and kicked more ass because of it than 'Rowdy' Roddy Piper.
R.I.P., George Coe. No one could voice a heroin-addicted butler like you could.
We've been breeding dogs for centuries for every dumb task we no longer feel like doing ourselves, but it wasn't until recently that we began training them to help people with disabilities.
Right now, a flying car is being developed for consumer use. So start robbing all the banks you can now.
The key to doing the dishes efficiently: Never have any dishes to clean.
The origin of the Rudolph story is as depressingly cynical as its underlying message.
Thanks to all you out there trying your damnedest to make the holidays nicer for everyone, even in spite of the fact that you're making things worse.
Old-timey Christmas was a strange time, full of alcoholic ghosts and perverted Santas.
The best thing about a burger is how you can pile everything on a patty and just eat the shit out of it -- which is exactly what the $1,770 Glamburger does.
I've learned to recognize certain political equivalents of setups to wrestling finishers, spot moves, and identify other manipulative crowd-pleasing antics.