Fingerprint identification is an extremely delicate art. And by 'delicate,' we mean 'wildly subjective.'
If people on Twitter and Facebook hadn't spoken up, Gawker would have turned Jennifer Lawrence's boobs into their new logo.
WARNING: This article gets increasingly deranged as it advances. Cracked is not responsible for your psychologist bills.
Forget updating the textbooks. The entire system needs an overhaul.
Life behind bars is a terrifying possibility that haunts your every waking moment. But for some people, it's where they go to work every single day.
Shortly after I graduated college, I noticed that 'Newsies' was hosting auditions for its national tour that upcoming fall. So I threw my jaunty flat cap into the ring.
There's a special breed of government employee so unilaterally crazy, they'll wipe with their butts with the social contract while making direct eye contact with you.
Where public sex is a big problem, and security will hunt kids down like they're Terminators.
Only two things in life are certain, death and family baggage. What happens when you find yourself staring down the barrel of both, at the same time?