Cracked Archive - Weird World

No Donald Duck-ing, Wear Pants And Fart Into Your Elbow
No Donald Duck-ing, Wear Pants And Fart Into Your Elbow

You can catch COVID-19 through farts now. Yeah, the world has gone to shit.

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German Zoo Has List Of Which Animals Die First
German Zoo Has List Of Which Animals Die First

Survival of the financially fittest.

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Out Of Curiosity, How Does One 'Ethically Source' A Human Spine?
Out Of Curiosity, How Does One 'Ethically Source' A Human Spine?

We have to assume a human spine costs more than five grand, and that's before labor costs.

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Dudes Have Been Trying To Cut Their Own Hair During This. It Hasn't Gone Well.
Dudes Have Been Trying To Cut Their Own Hair During This. It Hasn't Gone Well.

When you get into a wrestling match with your clippers. And lose.

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WWE Is (Of Course) Deemed Essential In Florida
WWE Is (Of Course) Deemed Essential In Florida

Florida is catching wrestling fever -- and the other one.

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What Ungodly Creation Is The Pontiac Aztec Trans Am?
What Ungodly Creation Is The Pontiac Aztec Trans Am?

A Pontiac Aztec crossed with a Firebird Trans Am might be the only car crossover befitting of our time.

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Whaaaat True Crime Story Epilogues
Whaaaat True Crime Story Epilogues

Things get weird when the news cameras leave.

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Military Dangers They Skip In The Enlistment Brochure
Military Dangers They Skip In The Enlistment Brochure

As it turns out, there are worse dangers than bullets and bombs.

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An Interview With Two Comedians Locked In A Theater For Ten Days
An Interview With Two Comedians Locked In A Theater For Ten Days

Whatever you love doing most, you probably don't love it as much as these people like writing sketch shows.

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Siren From 'The Purge' Blared In Louisiana
Siren From 'The Purge' Blared In Louisiana

We're basically living in a horror movie at this point.

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Pandas Will Do It, News Will Report On It
Pandas Will Do It, News Will Report On It

It's the Halley's Comet of orgasms.

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Gross Ad Campaigns Nobody Thought Out
Gross Ad Campaigns Nobody Thought Out

What if Don Draper did meth instead?

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Foods Everybody Loses Their Minds Over (But Shouldn't)
Foods Everybody Loses Their Minds Over (But Shouldn't)

Come on, it's all just proteins, carbs, and fats.

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