You can catch COVID-19 through farts now. Yeah, the world has gone to shit.
We have to assume a human spine costs more than five grand, and that's before labor costs.
When you get into a wrestling match with your clippers. And lose.
A Pontiac Aztec crossed with a Firebird Trans Am might be the only car crossover befitting of our time.
As it turns out, there are worse dangers than bullets and bombs.
Whatever you love doing most, you probably don't love it as much as these people like writing sketch shows.
Come on, it's all just proteins, carbs, and fats.