Cracked Archive - Video Games

Luigi Is Secretly the Bad Guy In The Nintendo Universe
The evidence for evil is undeniable.
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- By Carolyn Page
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'Star Citizen' Execs Accused Of Bullying Workers Who Want Develop The Phantom Game From Home
They really want to make it look like the game will come out one day.
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- By Tiago Svn
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'Dragon's Dogma 2', Please Bring Back The Original Game's Bizarre Secret Merchant Romance
Everyone loves the merchant from 'Dragon's Dogma' (even if they're not aware of it.)
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- By Tiago Svn
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'Heroes Of Newerth', A Game Even More Toxic Than 'League Of Legends', Is Now Dead
"I'll miss it so much" - a person we just made up.
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- By Tiago Svn
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The Physical Limitations Hindering VR From Getting Wildly Popular
The market is growing, but AR might win out.
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- By Carolyn Page
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'Elden Ring' Trolls Players With Gibberish Lyrics
The only secret message here is for players who look too deep into stuff.
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- By Tiago Svn
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The Time Assassin's Creed Research Predicted A Secret Room In An Egyptian Tomb
Everything is permitted in the hidden chamber.
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- By Carolyn Page
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Link From 'Zelda' Is Actually A Monster, Here’s The Proof
If Link were a real-life person, he'd be writing a non-apology right now.
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- By Tiago Svn
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The Sonic Franchise Is The Poster Child For Toxic Nostalgia
And let's not forget how horny they are.
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- By Carolyn Page
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Video Game Cave Spelunking Helped Me With My Claustrophobia
'Assassin's Creed' and 'Skyrim' dungeons in particular.
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- By Carolyn Page
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5 Reasons Underwater Stages Are The Worst Parts Of Most Games
So many great devs die on the hill of making unnecessary underwater levels.
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- By Tiago Svn
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The Scientific Reason The Human Brain Is Obsessed With Pixel Art
We can't get enough because we want to protect the characters.
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- By Carolyn Page
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Wow The New Splatoon Looks Great (It’s Actually Street Fighter 6)
Wide Ryu is gonna ink all over the place.
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- By Carolyn Page
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Nokia's Failed Gaming Console Was Designed To Look Like Goatse, The World's Worst Meme
And it still managed to fail for completely unrelated reasons.
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- By Tiago Svn
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Another Year, No Waluigi Game: So We Used An AI To Make Our Own
Dall-e Mini came up with the epic game our hero deserves.
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- By Carolyn Page
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