Buying video games is a skill. At least, it is now.
If we didn't get a new CoD or Assassin's Creed this year, we'd take it as an omen of Ragnarok. Which is why it's all the more tragic that we won't be getting these.
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Like a teenager caught red-handed, video game companies are conjuring increasingly stupid reasons for the lewder conduct of their products.
If you're a bitter sports fan, sometimes your only avenue for recourse is in the code of your video game.
Leave it to Nintendo to stick unrelenting horror into otherwise cute video games.
We'd explain what 'Def Jam Vendetta' is about, but it just boils down to punching people in the face as Snoop Dogg.
The PC version of Batman: Arkham Knight was the worst Batman-related entertainment disaster since the Waynes went to see The Mask Of Zorro.
If you tell gamers to climb a virtual mountain, one of them will figure out a way to do it on a seatless unicycle using only the asthmatic character.
I needed to get away from outlets that give me answers without expecting me to internalize them. I had two options for doing so: putting on pants and living in the Ozarks for a month, or playing Carmen Sandiego.
Note: This article is, like, wall-to-wall spoilers. Just a big, sweaty orgy of spoilers in here.
Instead of dropkicking Super Mutants into frag mines, I'm spending my apocalypse scrounging materials to build the perfect armchair for my dining set.
I felt like I was stuck in time. Everything and everyone around me kept going on.