We know and accept that video games aren't supposed to reflect reality. But some of the ways in which they differ are downright ridiculous.
On paper, the superhero video game seems like a genre that would produce perfect blend after perfect blend of established characters and fun. But, well ...
Sometimes, the worst virtual war crimes are committed by our so-called 'heroes.'
Playing games has never been easier or smoother than it is right now, because the industry has had decades to iron out all the catastrophic garbage.
Beneath the surface, many of your favorite games are a chaotic pile of code barely held together by the work of sleep-deprived programmers.
You know what the little guys have that all the big studio money could never buy? Madness.
Games are hyped to an absurd degree, then inevitably fail to deliver, kind of like if losing your virginity was a multi-billion-dollar industry.
Join us as we continue throwing our lives away, helplessly chronicling each and every bizarre little secret that has ever been rendered in pixels.
Sometimes, game developers go way beyond 'a fun little secret,' and venture firmly into 'paranoid recluse hiding jars of his own urine' territory.
Like a doctor having to invent a whole new procedure to get a Pokemon-shaped vibrator out of your butt, sometimes glitches end up being the best part of the game.
There was a lot of pizza being eaten during this extremely scientific study.
No matter how much you want to, you can't bring yourself to mute the game.
We're reasonably sure that the most ingenious 'video game plot' these days is the one designed to scam you.