Bored gamers have discovered some very important answers to bizarre and petty questions.
The reason we think about classic games as being nothing but good, clean fun is that, like all childhood trauma, we've pushed out the truly dark, shocking things that went on in them.
Beneath the rad exterior of these games lies a significantly less rad underbelly.
We dodged a lot of 'what if?' scenarios to get the masterpieces we have today.
Things got weird in these games. Really, really weird.
Prepare to see a bunch of famous games in a whole new, slightly disturbing light.
It turns out a lot of these tough bastards can be easily defeated by tricks so stupidly unthinkable that they often remained hidden for years.
If you think a 90-hour work week doing nothing but playing video games sounds like heaven on earth. Well, think again.
Video game design is by no means immune to the general idiocy of man.
Pokemon Go is probably going to turn you into a criminal if it hasn't already.
It turns out our escape from the nightmares of the world are teaming with their own lurking terrors.