Cracked Archive - Video Games

5 Rules Of Video Game Buying That Didn't Exist A Decade Ago

Buying video games is a skill. At least, it is now.

By Luis Prada
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February 03, 2016

5 Awesome Game Sequels That Were Screwed Over & Canned

If we didn't get a new CoD or Assassin's Creed this year, we'd take it as an omen of Ragnarok. Which is why it's all the more tragic that we won't be getting these.

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By Billy Fitzsimmons, Joe Pring
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February 03, 2016

5 Reasons Final Fantasy Failed Worse Than Any Franchise Ever

Someone needs to put the

By Mark Hill
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January 28, 2016

6 BS Excuses Developers Gave For Adding Boobs To Video Games

Like a teenager caught red-handed, video game companies are conjuring increasingly stupid reasons for the lewder conduct of their products.

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By Isaac Cabe
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January 26, 2016

6 Brilliant Insults Hidden In Video Games As Easter Eggs

If you're a bitter sports fan, sometimes your only avenue for recourse is in the code of your video game.

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By Raoni Lacerda
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January 20, 2016

6 Insane Ways Fans Make Innocent Video Games Super Creepy

Leave it to Nintendo to stick unrelenting horror into otherwise cute video games.

By Mark Hill
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January 15, 2016

6 Completely Inexplicable Video Games Starring Rock Stars

We'd explain what 'Def Jam Vendetta' is about, but it just boils down to punching people in the face as Snoop Dogg.

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By Adam Wears
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December 13, 2015

6 Video Games That Failed Before You Pressed Start

The PC version of Batman: Arkham Knight was the worst Batman-related entertainment disaster since the Waynes went to see The Mask Of Zorro.

By Luke McKinney
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December 12, 2015

5 Things I Learned Trying To Get Laid In 'Skyrim'

Warning: This article contains a few images that could be considered not safe for work/school. I think.

By Mark Hill
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December 09, 2015

5 People Who MacGyvered The Most Difficult Video Game Levels

If you tell gamers to climb a virtual mountain, one of them will figure out a way to do it on a seatless unicycle using only the asthmatic character.

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By Michael Dawson
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December 06, 2015

What A 30-Year-Old DOS Game Taught Me About My Awful Memory

I needed to get away from outlets that give me answers without expecting me to internalize them. I had two options for doing so: putting on pants and living in the Ozarks for a month, or playing Carmen Sandiego.

By Jason Iannone
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December 05, 2015

6 Incredible Spoilers Hidden In Famous Video Games

Note: This article is, like, wall-to-wall spoilers. Just a big, sweaty orgy of spoilers in here.

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By Chris Radomile, Ed Stevens
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December 02, 2015

5 Dark Things You Learn About Yourself Playing Fallout 4

Instead of dropkicking Super Mutants into frag mines, I'm spending my apocalypse scrounging materials to build the perfect armchair for my dining set.