Cracked Archive - Tech

5 (More) Reasons Facebook Is Even Worse Then We Thought

Facebook is a useful birthday reminder service that keeps doing evil stuff.

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The 16 Dumbest Ways People Freaked Over New Tech

Flipping your shit over amazing new technology is a longstanding tradition.

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5 Shady Things You Had No Clue Your Favorite Apps Could Do

Facebook isn't the only tech giant that rewards our trust with reckless abandon.

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Here Are The Dumb AF Things Tumblr Thinks Is 'Adult Content'

The hunt for naughty bits is on ... and it's going exactly as well as you'd expect.

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5 Remarkably Stupid Ideas Silicon Valley Keeps Falling For

Even the most innovative industry can be vulnerable to outright bad ideas.

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Customer Service Can See Everything You Type (Everything)

Special chat software lets their employees see everything you're typing in real time -- not that they want you to know that.

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Gawker Is Back (And It Looks Awful)

What does a Gawker that isn't trying to give Peter Thiel a stress aneurysm look like?

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The Latest 'Simpsons' Memes Are Not For The Young, Hip

Combining Golden Age Simpsons and Limewire piracy is a real litmus test for internet oldsters.

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5 Livestreams That Flew Off The Rails Completely

That whole live and uncut thing doesn't always end well.

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19 Safety Items That Do Nothing To Make You Safer

Aside from making you feel a little safer, these safety measures do nothing.

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It’s Ridiculously Easy To Steal A Tesla, Researchers Find

Researchers have found a loophole into unlocking the Tesla Model S: its key.

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18 Mind-Blowing Ways Technology Has Changed In A Short Time

All of the gadgets we rely on were incredibly different, incredibly recently.

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The iPod Is Waaay Older Than You Think

The first iPod is almost as old as your dad's eight-track player.

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Computers Can Now Make You The Greatest Dancer In The World

Researchers may have found a way to Auto-Tune your body.

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Behold, The Hottest App of 2018: Windows 95

Let's all take an excruciatingly slow trip down memory lane.

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