Cracked Archive - Tech

Verizon Ruined Tumblr And Just Sold It For Peanuts

Turns out you can put a price on furry hentai love.

• By Cedric Voets
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• August 14, 2019

Robots Stealing Human Jobs, Many Humans Weirdly OK With It

Welcome, robot overlords?

• By Cedric Voets
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• August 07, 2019

6 High-Tech Inventions You Never Realized Are Stupidly Old

There isn't really such a thing as a great 'new' idea.

• By Nathan Williams
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• June 26, 2019

The 6 Dumbest Ways People Tried To Turn Memes Into Money

It was only a matter of time before memes became big money-makers.

• By Julia Lange, Christian Markle, RG Jordan
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• June 19, 2019

11 Everyday Gadgets That Just Wouldn't Die

Nothing lasts forever ... except these things.

• By Ian Fortey
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• June 14, 2019

5 Dark (But Hilarious) Times Big Tech Companies Failed Hard

Well, this is ... bleakly hilarious.

• By Adam Wears
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• June 14, 2019

Fake Robot Mark Zuckerberg Is More Likable Than The Real One

Instagram would be foolish to take down this charismatic portrayal of their robot master.

• By Cedric Voets
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• June 12, 2019

Apple's Finally Putting iTunes Out Of Its Misery

Now would probably be the best time to use that gift card Granny gave you in 2005.

• By Luis Prada
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• June 03, 2019

6 Tech Company Screw-Ups Silicon Valley Hopes You Forgot

Even the greatest tech companies suffer failures.

• By Julia Lange
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• May 27, 2019

There's A Simple Reason Twitter Won't Ban All The Nazis

Here's a clue, it rhymes with 'Dump.'

• By Cedric Voets
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• April 26, 2019

5 Stupid, Stupid Ways Social Media Is Destroying The World

• By A Stone, Christian Markle, Tee Ngin Rui, Jake S. Morgan
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• April 17, 2019

5 Cute Easter Eggs That Turned Into Huge Disasters

Rarely does an Easter egg shatter your hold on reality ... but these just might.

• By Adam Wears
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• April 08, 2019

Myspace Admits It Has Deleted All Of Your Stuff (Again)

The old MySpace has finally gone down, and it took all your stuff with it.

• By Cedric Voets
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• March 18, 2019

Amazing Hacks To Make Your Apps & Browser Less Infuriating

Before you cancel your internet and burn your devices, consider these tips.

• By Cracked Plasticians
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• March 18, 2019

Killing The Amazon Dash Button Will Only Make It Stronger

Alas, the Dash Button is dead. It was so young.

• By Luis Prada
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• March 04, 2019