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Meme-tastic Cryptocurrency, Dogecoin Replaces GameStop as Reddit's Latest Viral Wall Street Troll

How a cryptocurrency designed after the internet's favorite confused-looking Shiba Inu took over the stock market -- and teh interwebz.

Authors: By Carly Tennes
Published: January 29, 2021
Comments: 3

5 Bizarre Truths About Being A Roomba Owner

A robot, a vaccuum, and a ... pet?

Authors: By Max Mitchem
Published: January 27, 2021
Comments: 32

5 Weird Things About Owning Records, Tapes, and CDs Future Humans Won't Experience

Ah, nothing like spending 20 bucks to buy a CD with one song you knew you liked (and 12 other mystery ones).

Authors: By Dan Fritschie
Published: January 24, 2021
Comments: 68

'Space Karen' Elon Musk Blames Fellow Billionaire, Mark Zuckerberg For Deadly Capitol Attack

Zuck won't be happy about this one ...

Authors: By Carly Tennes
Published: January 12, 2021
Comments: 24

5 Modern Tech Innovations That Are Racist As Hell

These things didn't invent racism, they just help perfect it.

Authors: By Michael Dawson
Published: January 12, 2021
Comments: 56

'TikTok' Teens Have Discovered Cybersquatting, Are Using Their New Power To Terrorize Frat Bros

Watch out, TikTok-ing Alpha Betas ...

Authors: By Carly Tennes
Published: January 04, 2021
Comments: 21

5 Garbage Internet Censorship Scandals Everybody Missed

Sometimes a 'free and open internet' is anything but ...

Authors: By Michael Dawson
Published: December 22, 2020
Comments: 59

Passwords Are (Almost) Universally Garbage

From '123456' to 'Naruto', the most popular passwords are certifiably terrible.

Authors: By Carly Tennes
Published: November 19, 2020
Comments: 33

The Forgotten Plan To Use Health Tracker Data (To Predict Mass Shootings)

'Alexa, how many steps to the gun store?'

Authors: By Cedric Voets
Published: November 17, 2020
Comments: 8

New 'McBroken' Tool Pinpoints Which McDonald's Have Functioning Ice Cream Machines

Not all heroes wear capes -- some just design ice-cream related software.

Authors: By Carly Tennes
Published: October 23, 2020
Comments: 13

Quibi Founder Reportedly Advised Ex-Workers To Listen To 'Trolls' Song Amid Layoffs

Because as everyone knows, nothing heals the pain of losing your job amid a pandemic and global recession quite like an upbeat pop song from a children's film, right?

Authors: By Carly Tennes
Published: October 22, 2020
Comments: 9