Cracked Archive - Tech

Why The Internet Is About To Change For The Worse

We're quickly moving toward a walled-off version of the web that works like streaming services do now.


Modern 'Back To School' Guides Assume You're A Millionaire

Apparently, students these days require $800 HTC Vive virtual reality headsets.


5 Ways The Modern World Makes Mass Murder Easier

The FBI's report about the rise of spree shootings is directly adjacent to the rise in the web's popularity. That can't be a coincidence.


5 Things You Grew Up With (Your Kids Will Think Are Insane)

The next generation is not just going to be unaware of a dial tone, they're going to have to Google the term because it means nothing.


5 Technologies That Will Change The World In Baffling Ways

Rather than make our world into a dystopia, our advanced technology is making it into a bizarre science-fiction adventure.


5 New Technologies That Look So Needlessly Evil

We know none of the following things are actually evil. But can't help but suspect these were devised by mustache-twirling loons.


Internet Outrage Is Beginning To Hurt Its Own Cause

In a time when our voices need to be heard more than ever, militant chatbot political spammers are dooming us all.


6 Dark Secrets YouTube Doesn't Want You To Know

You don't get to be what is essentially an entertainment monopoly without screwing a few people along the way.


6 Golden Rules For Arguing With Jerks Online

Having no children of my own, my only legacy is to pass on some key tips for surviving this great digital expanse.


The 7 Saddest Questions On Yahoo Answers

Yahoo's question asking population quietly descended into madness when no one was looking.


Why A Robot Police Force Is Going To Be So Incredibly Stupid

The ruthless efficiency of a robotic police force will be first tested on the crumbling, crime-riddled streets of Dubai.


Millennials Will Never Escape The Dumb Sh!t We’ve Put Online

This ad scrapes the bottom of the barrel in terms of what it expects voters to throw a fit over.


5 Mind-Meltingly Creepy Corners Of The Internet

If you wander around enough, the internet can still surprise you.


6 'Modern' Things Older Than Whoever You Think Invented Them

Is there anything truly new, or have we just been coming up with slight improvements in butt technology since the Stone Age?