Cracked Archive - Tech
Tired Of FaceTime? Good News, Rotary Cell Phones Are Here
Finally, an excuse to not comb your hair.
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16 Mark Zuckerberg Continues To Suck
Zuck might snap his spin in half bending over backwards to not piss off Republicans.
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- By Luis Prada
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Whaa? Responses To New Technology
When a new technology appears, we all immediately act like idiots.
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- By Ryan Menezes
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Dating Sites Have Fake Babes: 5 Ways Tech Companies Rip Us Off
If dating site babes are fake, is nothing sacred?
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- By Alex Hanton
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Trump Tries To Battle Social Media Censorship By Censoring Social Media
Trump didn't get his way, so he's looking to upend the internet as we know it.
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- By Dan Duddy
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The Future Of Concerts Is Suiting Up For Raves
The 'Daft Punk' comparisons are obvious, but just imagine every concert as a rave.
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- By Isaac Cabe
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Facebook Is Punishing Employees For Working Remote
Mark Zuckerberg does it again!
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- By Dan Duddy
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Almost Half Of The 'REOPEN AMERICA!' Tweets Are Coming From Bots
A rare case where automation is actually trying to get people back to work ...
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- By Dan Duddy
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Rad Teen Invents News Way To Fight Virus, Turns Down Buckets Of Cash
A teenager turned down millions to run ads on his coronavirus tracker -- showing more altruism than tons of people.
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- By Isaac Cabe
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A Hacker Took On Unemployment Snitches (And Is Winning)
Don't be surprised at what happens when you give hackers with a conscience a bunch of free time.
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- By Isaac Cabe
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Hmm, Have You Noticed Robocallers Have Been Slowing Down Lately?
Shut 'em all down.
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- By Isaac Cabe
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Pandemic Robots Are Now Patroling Singapore Like A 'Black Mirror' Episode
GO HOME, HUMANS.
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- By Isaac Cabe
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'Smart' Devices That Are Making Our Lives A Total Nightmare
Isn't this how 'Terminator' began?
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- By Alex Hanton
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Elon Musk Is An Annoying Dr. Manhattan
“The superman exists and he's the son of a South African emerald mine baron."
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- By Luis Prada
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Why Aren't More Tech People Like 'MySpace Tom'?
What's the best life you could actually live as a rich person?
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- By Isaac Cabe
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