Apparently, students these days require $800 HTC Vive virtual reality headsets.
The next generation is not just going to be unaware of a dial tone, they're going to have to Google the term because it means nothing.
Rather than make our world into a dystopia, our advanced technology is making it into a bizarre science-fiction adventure.
In a time when our voices need to be heard more than ever, militant chatbot political spammers are dooming us all.
The ruthless efficiency of a robotic police force will be first tested on the crumbling, crime-riddled streets of Dubai.
This ad scrapes the bottom of the barrel in terms of what it expects voters to throw a fit over.
Is there anything truly new, or have we just been coming up with slight improvements in butt technology since the Stone Age?