Cracked Archive - Sports
NBA Jam: The Shady Reason The Bulls Couldn't Beat The Pistons
This game made $1 billion year one, thanks to LIES.
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- By Ryan Menezes
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0 No, Julian Edelman Isn't Joining Tom Brady On The Buccaneers
Now THIS, by god, is what I call an April Fool's Day MASTERPIECE!
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- By Eli Yudin
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A 75-Year-Old Hall Of Fame Pitcher Just Struck Someone Out Mid-Beer
Hold my beer while I teach these whippersnappers how to whiff.
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- By Eli Yudin
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How High Would A Literal Bear Be Picked In The NFL Draft
Let us imagine perhaps one of the most polarizing prospects ever to declare for the draft.
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- By Eli Yudin
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We Were Idiots For Thinking Tom Brady Would Ever Retire
You cannot retire that which is inevitable. You can only forget it briefly.
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- By Eli Yudin
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10 Most Embarrassing Wrestling Themes Ever Written
Music in the world of pro-wrestling can be ridiculous in the best of ways. These theme songs are not that.
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- By Mac Faber
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A Murderer Gamed The System To Become A Chess Champion
He became second in the nation, from prison.
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- By Ryan Menezes
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Russian Olympians Beat Drug Testing By Slipping Clean Pee Through A Mouse Hole
This wasn't the pee tape we were expecting.
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- By Ryan Menezes
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Reminder: Anyone Can Trick The System And Qualify For The Olympics
Become the top-ranked (only) Hungarian skier!
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- By Ryan Menezes
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Football Players Pop Viagra To Win Games
This was not the male enhancement that was advertised.
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- By Ryan Menezes
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Baby Ruth Isn't Named After Babe Ruth (Say The Company, Who May Be Lying)
They offer a fishy alternate story.
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- By Ryan Menezes
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McDonald's Lost A Bunch Of Money On An Olympics Promo Gone Wrong
"I personally am going to spit in every 50th burger."
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- By Ryan Menezes
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6 Extreme Competitions That Defy All Logic
Casual ironing implies the existence of ranked competitive ironing.
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- By Oona O'Brien
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The Simpsons, Which Predicted Everything, Had One Episode About Actually Predicting
"When you're right 52% of the time, you're wrong 48% of the time."
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- By Ryan Menezes
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Diving Into North Korea's Strange Relationship To Sports
Flagrant lies, absurd rule changes, Dennis Rodman, and Ric Flair.
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- By Chris Corlew
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