Cracked Archive - Sports
4 Serious Sports (That Sound Like They Were Invented As A Joke)
We're kind of bummed out we didn't invent these sports ourselves.
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- By Dan Fritschie
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14 5 Reasons The 2021 Olympics Are Shaping Up To Be Trash
The Olympics suck this year, but not for the usual reasons the Olympics suck.
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- By Chris Corlew
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Norwegian Women's Beach Handball Teams Fined For Forgoing 'Unnecessarily Sexualized' Bikini Bottoms
The Tokyo Olympics may be days away, but the Petty Olympics are in full swing.
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- By Carly Tennes
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How 'Take Me Out To The Ball Game' Is A Feminist Anthem
The real star at the old ball game.
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- By Zanandi Botes
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7 Times Sports Fans Were The Absolute Worst
Sports fans have a reputation for being rowdy, unruly maniacs. This is 100-percent fair.
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- By Chris Corlew
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Meet Baseball's Pitcher Who Got Struck By Lightning Mid-Game -- Then Kept Playing
One player rose above the comical nature of just about everybody playing old-timey baseball to really stand out.
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- By Mac Faber
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Olympic Hopeful Blames Burrito For Positive Performance-Enhancing Drug Test
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- By Carly Tennes
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History's All-Time 20 Greatest Sports Moments (According To Y'all)
The following moments from sports history got our readers crying with joy, and maybe then did the same for you.
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- By Ryan Menezes, Cracked Readers
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11 Worst Wrestling Gimmicks Ever Thought Up
Wrestling has had some swings and misses here and there. Well, here are the ones where the batter swung, missed, then pooped his pants.
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- By Mac Faber
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Disney Is Superimposing Iron Man, Captain America, and Other Marvel Characters Into An NBA Game Because of Course They Are
It's a bird, it's a plane, it's ... a basketball?
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- By Carly Tennes
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Man Bowls Perfect Game With A Ball Filled With His Late Dad's Ashes
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- By Carly Tennes
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Georgia Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene's Workout Looks Like a Back Injury Waiting To Happen
Ouch.
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- By Carly Tennes
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The Idiotarod Shopping Cart Derby: Real-Life 'Wacky Races'
A real white-knucklehead race where hipsters brave loose cart wheels and snow to win.
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- By Cedric Voets
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Back In The Day, They Had An Olympic Gold Medal For Art
Mathletes, eat your heart out.
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- By Cedric Voets
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The Football Game That Magically Determines The U.S. Presidential Election
Yes, Joe Biden's fortunes are mystically tied to the fortunes of the Chicago Bears.
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- By Carly Tennes
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