Cracked Archive - Sports
Bring Your Golf Game Right to Your Backyard With These Deals
Self-isolation doesn't have to slow your cabbage roll.
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6 Announcers Doing Play-By-Play Of Their Pets Is What All Sports Should Be Now
If you’ve ever wondered if sports commentators are just doing that in their heads constantly, the answer is yes, it’s amazing, and it frequently involves dogs.
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- By Amanda Mannen
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LaMelo Ball Is Trying To Buy A Pro Basketball Team Before Even Getting Into The NBA
Buying a basketball team at age 18 is the first big baller thing that Big Baller Brand has actually done.
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- By Isaac Cabe
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The White Sox Will Be Announcing Simulated Games And It Could Be Hilarious
Starting today the Chicago White Sox will be simulating a game every week on Playstation's MLB The Show and we hope other teams follow suit.
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- By Dan Duddy
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College Athletes Can Now Raise Money For Charity, And That's Big
The NCAA had to create a waiver for student-athletes to raise money for charity. Sheesh.
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- By Isaac Cabe
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The Olympic Torch Got To Japan, Now What?
Made it there 0.01 seconds too late.
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- By Luis Prada
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WWE Minus Audiences Equals Shakespearean Theatre
Dost thou knoweth what thine Rock be cooketh?
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- By Cedric Voets
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We Regret To Inform You That Trump Supporters Have Their Very Own 'Hamilton'
And it's probably the worst mix of politics and theatre since Lincoln decided to catch a play.
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- By Mark Hill
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An Old Zamboni Driver Won His Pro Hockey Debut
Hockey is a sport built mostly for fights and inspiring stories.
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- By Isaac Cabe
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Man Suing The NFL Because The Halftime Show Damned His Eternal Soul
If you were Shakira and Jennifer Lopez, wouldn’t you consider this a glowing review?
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- By Luis Prada
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Finally, The NFL Draft Will Give Players The Option To Drown
Why simply walk, when you can trudge through dirty Vegas hotel fountain water?
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- By Luis Prada
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The Antonio Brown Saga, For People Who Don't Watch Football
The NFL is the world's weirdest soap opera.
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- By Luis Prada
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You Are Not Prepared For These Awful New XFL Teams
Remember the XFL? Anybody?
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- By Luis Prada
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The Owner Of The LA Clippers Is A Joyful Screaming Man
The greatest hits of Mr. Steve Ballmer, folks.
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- By Luis Prada
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5 Underreported Dumb Annoyances Pro Athletes Put Up With
Being at the top of your game can really drag you down.
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- By James Kinneen, Mike Bedard, RG Jordan
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