Cracked Archive - Sports

The NFL is the world's weirdest soap opera.

• By Luis Prada
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• September 09, 2019

Remember the XFL? Anybody?

• By Luis Prada
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• August 26, 2019

The greatest hits of Mr. Steve Ballmer, folks.

• By Luis Prada
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• July 25, 2019

Being at the top of your game can really drag you down.

• By James Kinneen, Mike Bedard, RG Jordan
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• June 15, 2019

These cartoony creeps got a lot more jeers than cheers.

• By James Kinneen, Julia Lange, Marvin Bea, Christian Markle
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• May 25, 2019

Sorry, we're not counting 'Major League: Back To The Minors.'

• By Dan Hopper
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• March 26, 2019

Some elite athletes will do anything they can to gain a competitive edge.

• By Mark Hill
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• January 04, 2019

Every society sets its own tolerance for sports brutality. And America might be nearing it for football.

• By Alex Schmidt
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• September 02, 2017

The '90s were a crazy time -- a time when we mixed arm wrestling with fighting. (Yes, that's precisely as stupid as you're imagining.)

• By Seanbaby
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• August 17, 2017

• By Isaac Cabe, Micah Kosco, Chris Sopko
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• February 05, 2017

It's one thing to be bad at sports. It's completely another to be bad at sports, yet somehow end up competing at the top level of said sport.

• By Pauli Poisuo
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• December 17, 2016

Predicting how an athlete will perform in the NFL is a crapshoot. Or is it?

• By Diana Cook
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• October 02, 2016

Professional athletes have gotten better, faster, stronger, and smarter over the years, all thanks to these geeky developments.

• By Luis Prada
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• October 01, 2016

These posters are beautiful, and have absolutely not withstood the test of time.

• By Luis Prada
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• September 26, 2016

We've seen some strange bungled Olympic moments that look less like professional athleticism and more like low-budget amateur porn.

• By Pauli Poisuo
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• August 21, 2016