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The Olympic Torch Got To Japan, Now What?
Made it there 0.01 seconds too late.
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- By Luis Prada
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WWE Minus Audiences Equals Shakespearean Theatre
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- By Cedric Voets
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We Regret To Inform You That Trump Supporters Have Their Very Own 'Hamilton'
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- By Mark Hill
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An Old Zamboni Driver Won His Pro Hockey Debut
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- By Isaac Cabe
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A ROUNDUP OF INTERVIEWS, DEEP DIVES, & TRIVIA
Man Suing The NFL Because The Halftime Show Damned His Eternal Soul
If you were Shakira and Jennifer Lopez, wouldn’t you consider this a glowing review?
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- By Luis Prada
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Finally, The NFL Draft Will Give Players The Option To Drown
Why simply walk, when you can trudge through dirty Vegas hotel fountain water?
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- By Luis Prada
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The Antonio Brown Saga, For People Who Don't Watch Football
The NFL is the world's weirdest soap opera.
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- By Luis Prada
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You Are Not Prepared For These Awful New XFL Teams
Remember the XFL? Anybody?
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- By Luis Prada
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The Owner Of The LA Clippers Is A Joyful Screaming Man
The greatest hits of Mr. Steve Ballmer, folks.
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- By Luis Prada
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5 Underreported Dumb Annoyances Pro Athletes Put Up With
Being at the top of your game can really drag you down.
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- By James Kinneen, Mike Bedard, RG Jordan
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11 Real Mascots People Inexplicably Thought Were A Good Idea
These cartoony creeps got a lot more jeers than cheers.
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- By James Kinneen, Julia Lange, Marvin Bea, Christian Markle
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How The 'Major League' Movies Predicted Modern Baseball
Sorry, we're not counting 'Major League: Back To The Minors.'
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- By Dan Hopper
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5 Mind-Blowingly Stupid Ways Pro Athletes Tried To Cheat
Some elite athletes will do anything they can to gain a competitive edge.
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- By Mark Hill
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6 Terrible Super Bowl Ads You Won't Believe Actually Ran
All Subway ads with Jared are far, far creepier now.
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- By Chris Radomile
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The 7 Most Insane Dick Moves Ever Pulled By Sports Fans
Scholars thousands of years from now will pore over millions of minutes of televised sporting events and conclude we were a bunch of assholes.
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- By Isaac Cabe
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