Sports
No March Madness, Chicken Wings Up The...
Logic dictates that there must also be a wet nap surplus.
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- By Luis Prada
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Shaq Once Offered A Teammate $10K To Fight Kobe
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- By Isaac Cabe
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Hoax, Or No Hoax, The New York Jets Should Sign Colin Kaepernick
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- By Isaac Cabe
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Dana White Is Ripping Off 'Mortal Kombat' You Guys
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- By Luis Prada
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A ROUNDUP OF INTERVIEWS, DEEP DIVES, & TRIVIA
NFL Draft Has The Smell Of Doom To It
Somebody's gonna bungle this draft and we're ready for it.
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- By Isaac Cabe
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A Desperate NBA Turns To H-O-R-S-E, The Lowest Form Of Basketball
There's going to be a lot of half-court heaves to earn an 'H'
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- By Luis Prada
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Bring Your Golf Game Right to Your Backyard With These Deals
Self-isolation doesn't have to slow your cabbage roll.
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- By CRACKED Store
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Announcers Doing Play-By-Play Of Their Pets Is What All Sports Should Be Now
If you’ve ever wondered if sports commentators are just doing that in their heads constantly, the answer is yes, it’s amazing, and it frequently involves dogs.
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- By Amanda Mannen
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LaMelo Ball Is Trying To Buy A Pro Basketball Team Before Even Getting Into The NBA
Buying a basketball team at age 18 is the first big baller thing that Big Baller Brand has actually done.
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- By Isaac Cabe
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The White Sox Will Be Announcing Simulated Games And It Could Be Hilarious
Starting today the Chicago White Sox will be simulating a game every week on Playstation's MLB The Show and we hope other teams follow suit.
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- By Dan Duddy
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College Athletes Can Now Raise Money For Charity, And That's Big
The NCAA had to create a waiver for student-athletes to raise money for charity. Sheesh.
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- By Isaac Cabe
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The Olympic Torch Got To Japan, Now What?
Made it there 0.01 seconds too late.
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- By Luis Prada
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WWE Minus Audiences Equals Shakespearean Theatre
Dost thou knoweth what thine Rock be cooketh?
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- By Cedric Voets
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We Regret To Inform You That Trump Supporters Have Their Very Own 'Hamilton'
And it's probably the worst mix of politics and theatre since Lincoln decided to catch a play.
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- By Mark Hill
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An Old Zamboni Driver Won His Pro Hockey Debut
Hockey is a sport built mostly for fights and inspiring stories.
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- By Isaac Cabe
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