Cracked Archive - Sports

Why You've Never Heard Of The Greatest Sport Ever Invented
Give us the roughest, toughest athlete you can think of. He would be soiling himself if he had to play this game.
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6 Bizarre Incidents that Prove God Hates Sports
Many people only become sports fans when things go horribly wrong. This article is for them.
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- By Robert Evans
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The 5 Most Terrifying Side Effects of Exercise
Running makes you soil yourself. That's all were saying.
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- By Ezekiel Buchheit
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5 Ridiculous Sports You Won't Believe Were Olympic Events
In the Olympics as we know them today, new events have to go through a long process of careful consideration before inclusion in the esteemed games. Baseball and Softball have recently been cut, for example, while Rugby and golf have made inexplicable comebacks. We can't just have any random spastic game of Calvinball gaining entry into the pinnacl
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- By Evan V. Symon
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The 6 Greatest Athletic Feats Ever (Aren't What You Think)
Here are six events everyone knows as the greatest in the history of sport, and the true stories that actually beat their pants off.
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- By Mike Cooney
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5 Things That Are Apparently OK To Do in the Name of Sports
Unlike LARPing, sports give you a free pass to act ridiculous and buy all sorts of crazy crap.
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- By Christina H
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5 Golf Courses That Can Kill You
The only thing more boring than a game of golf is a steaming pot of brown whole grain rice, and even that is a close call. Over the past few years, we've learned there are two ways to make golf interesting: One involves lightsaber golf clubs and the other involves injecting some homicidal golf courses into the game. Since lightsaber technology is,
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- By Evan V. Symon
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5 Bizarre Brain Hacks That Make You Better at Sports
Talent, hard work, desire -- they're all nice if you're trying to get to the top of your sport. But all other things being equal, there are a few other factors that give one side the edge.
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- By Kathy Benjamin
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5 Reasons Riding a Bike Is The Most Humiliating Exercise
Little kids learn how to ride bikes before they learn how to tie their shoes -- which is way more dangerous than it sounds after reading this article.
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- By Christina H
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The 9 Most Unintentionally Depressing Pro Wrestling Gimmicks
Any professional wrestler will tell you that the hardest part of the job is coming up with your gimmick. You need to be outrageous and distinctive without being ridiculous. It's a subtle art, one not easily mastered.
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- By James Tait
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6 Reasons The NFL Is The Trashiest Reality Show on TV
While, most football fans consider the reality/soap world of shows like The Hills and celebrity gossip to be the gayest thing ever, deep down those worlds are a lot closer than you'd think.
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- By Christina H
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7 Incredible Ways Sports Improved (And Even Saved) Lives
Seriously, sports can save your life in a whole bunch of unexpected ways. Don't believe us? Read on.
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- By Philip Moon
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8 Psychotic Overreactions by Adults at Youth Sporting Events
This behavior stretches beyond mere swearing from the bleachers and crosses the line into assault, child endangerment and attempted murder.
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- By Diana Cook
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The 5 Most Badass (And Possibly Insane) Athletes Of All-Time
If this article doesn't make you go out and do man shit immediately after you've finished it, then you read it wrong.
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- By Andrew Del Toro
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The Creepiest Part of Sex With Tiger Woods [COMIC]
The one sexual anecdote Tiger Woods' people have been able to keep quiet.
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- By Space Avalanche
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VIRAL ON CRACKED
23 Creepy Unsolved Mysteries
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5 Boyfriends Who Ruined Everything
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- By Amanda Mannen