Cracked Archive - Sex
Kraft Macaroni And Cheese Is A Sexual Aid Now, Just In Time For Valentine's Day
No, this is not about someone sticking their dick in a bowl of mac & cheese
- By Luis Prada
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- February 12, 2020
Unexpected Ways Sex Affects Your Health
Sex is like eggs. Scientists are always changing their minds about how healthy it is.
- By Cracked Plasticians
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- January 27, 2020
Did You Vote Today? Don't Forget Your Complimentary Porno
Just you watch, this is going to be national policy by 2025.
- By Luis Prada
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- November 05, 2019
Area 51 Meme-Inspired Porn
We're guessing the aliens were very, very lonely in Area 51.
- By Luis Prada
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- September 24, 2019
19 Ways Sex Used To Be Way, Way More Freaky
Safe for work, but probably not safe for family dinner conversation.
- By Cracked Plasticians
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- August 29, 2019
5 Rare Side Effects Of Sex That Are Pure Horror
You can get real unlucky getting lucky.
- By E. Reid Ross, Ryan Menezes, Radha Shaw, Jayne WK
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- August 04, 2019
6 Ways You Can Get Sucked Into The 'Incel' Trap
It's entirely possible that we're all just a few life decisions away from being truly terrible.
- By S Peter Davis
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- April 06, 2019
4 Ways Your Grandparents' Dirty Movies Changed The World
There really was a time when people read porn magazines for the articles.
- By Nathan Williams
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- March 23, 2019
5 Annoying Things They Don't Tell You About Being A Parent
Most people have a pretty basic idea of what it's like to be a parent.
- By Seanbaby
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- March 15, 2019
5 Unexpected Things That Boost Your Sex Life
There are some surprising techniques to use if you want to bring the spark back to your bedroom activities.
- By Ian Fortey
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- January 23, 2019
5 Safe Sex Devices You Didn't Even Know You Needed
Stop giggling.
- By Ian Fortey
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- December 30, 2018
5 Alarming Sex Trends (That The Media Just Invented)
Most people are TERRIFIED of the idea of other people having sex.
- By Ian Fortey
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- December 02, 2018
22 Ways Sex Can (And Did) Go Horrifyingly Wrong
Demolition Man-style sex can’t happen soon enough.
- By Cracked Plasticians
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- November 28, 2018
These 34 Filthy Jokes Are (Somehow) In Family Movies & Shows
Turns out those ‘family’ movies and shows were a lot more hardcore than you thought.
- By Cracked Plasticians
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- November 21, 2018
4 Sexual Behaviors That Have Become Oddly Common in Public
Some of these places have become such prime boning locations that we're having to make new rules about it.
- By Ian Fortey
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- November 02, 2018
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