Cracked Archive - Sex
Oh, Come On: 4 Of History's Outrageous Early Sex Toys
There’s one other touchstone of just about every era of humanity to date: we all just really need to get our rocks off.
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- By Mac Faber
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2 That Couples' Halloween Costume Will Not Save Your Relationship
Save yourself a big credit card charge from Alibaba.
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- By Eli Yudin
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A California Couple Died Having Sex On A Famous Piano
The city had tried to shut the strip club down but hadn't predicted this.
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- By Ryan Menezes
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The Sex Playlist That Broke The Internet
Even worse, the song has ZERO saxophone, the sexiest instrument.
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- By Eli Yudin
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5 Good Reasons Not To Have Sex
It's the year 2022 and the headache has become a sitcom staple.
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- By Eli Yudin
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5 Fun Things To Do After A Divorce
You may be decoupled from your former beau, but not from FUN!
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- By Eli Yudin
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3 Easy Ways To Meet People Without Dating Apps
Hinge? More like Cringe... ing at the idea of interacting with someone in real life!
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- By Eli Yudin
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5 Ways To Get Out Of Witnessing A Live Birth
No matter how much someone means to you, that's a powerful visual experience.
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- By Eli Yudin
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Scientists Tried And Failed To Get Jeremy The Snail Laid
Also, snail sex is horrifying.
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- By Ryan Menezes
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Nicolas Cage Chooses His Diet Based On Animals' Mating Habits
A dirty animal is an unclean animal, says Cage.
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- By Ryan Menezes
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Pharaohs Had The Grossest Ritual To Keep The Nile Running
This definitely increased the river's flow.
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- By Ryan Menezes
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Adult Film Industry Has Been Educating Fans (And Health Experts) During This
It's part of creating awareness around vaccinations, and educating people who need to be told that, if you want to get laid, best you be healthy.
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- By Zanandi Botes
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Will OnlyFans Abandon The Base That Built It?
Sure looks like OnlyFans going mainstream means it will dump the people that made it big in the first place.
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- By Tara Marie
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5 Ways Getting Into Sex Work Improved My Life
Many people have misconceptions about sex work, a lot of which are negative.
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- By EmpressxAllison
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5 Ways Movies Get Sex Work Wrong (An Insider Look)
People get the wrong idea about sex workers. Where does this blame fall? Hollywood of course!
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- By EmpressxAllison
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