Cracked Archive - Sex

Kraft Macaroni And Cheese Is A Sexual Aid Now, Just In Time For Valentine's Day

No, this is not about someone sticking their dick in a bowl of mac & cheese

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Did You Vote Today? Don't Forget Your Complimentary Porno

Just you watch, this is going to be national policy by 2025.

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Area 51 Meme-Inspired Porn

We're guessing the aliens were very, very lonely in Area 51.

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6 Ways You Can Get Sucked Into The 'Incel' Trap

It's entirely possible that we're all just a few life decisions away from being truly terrible.

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4 Ways Your Grandparents' Dirty Movies Changed The World

There really was a time when people read porn magazines for the articles.

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5 Annoying Things They Don't Tell You About Being A Parent

Most people have a pretty basic idea of what it's like to be a parent.

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5 Unexpected Things That Boost Your Sex Life

There are some surprising techniques to use if you want to bring the spark back to your bedroom activities.

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5 Alarming Sex Trends (That The Media Just Invented)

Most people are TERRIFIED of the idea of other people having sex.

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4 Sexual Behaviors That Have Become Oddly Common in Public

Some of these places have become such prime boning locations that we're having to make new rules about it.

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5 Crazy Dangers of Sex You Had No Idea Existed

Your body is a wonderland: a terrible, terrible wonderland.

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6 Things You Learn Trying To Meet A 'Sugar Daddy' Online

While it is illegal to charge money for sex in most states, you can definitely command a fee for your company ... and all that might entail.

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5 Trends in Porn Searches You'd Never Expect

Pornhub keeps detailed records of searches in order to draw powerful conclusions about our day-to-day wank trends.

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5 Alarming Things That Can Happen To Your Crotch

Despite what YouTube fail videos teach us, there are worse things that can happen to our misfit toys than an errant football or vengeful knee.

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