Cracked Archive - Sex

Kraft Macaroni And Cheese Is A Sexual Aid Now, Just In Time For Valentine's Day

No, this is not about someone sticking their dick in a bowl of mac & cheese

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Unexpected Ways Sex Affects Your Health

Sex is like eggs. Scientists are always changing their minds about how healthy it is.

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Did You Vote Today? Don't Forget Your Complimentary Porno

Just you watch, this is going to be national policy by 2025.

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Area 51 Meme-Inspired Porn

We're guessing the aliens were very, very lonely in Area 51.

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19 Ways Sex Used To Be Way, Way More Freaky

Safe for work, but probably not safe for family dinner conversation.

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6 Ways You Can Get Sucked Into The 'Incel' Trap

It's entirely possible that we're all just a few life decisions away from being truly terrible.

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4 Ways Your Grandparents' Dirty Movies Changed The World

There really was a time when people read porn magazines for the articles.

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5 Annoying Things They Don't Tell You About Being A Parent

Most people have a pretty basic idea of what it's like to be a parent.

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5 Unexpected Things That Boost Your Sex Life

There are some surprising techniques to use if you want to bring the spark back to your bedroom activities.

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5 Alarming Sex Trends (That The Media Just Invented)

Most people are TERRIFIED of the idea of other people having sex.

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22 Ways Sex Can (And Did) Go Horrifyingly Wrong

Demolition Man-style sex can’t happen soon enough.

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These 34 Filthy Jokes Are (Somehow) In Family Movies & Shows

Turns out those ‘family’ movies and shows were a lot more hardcore than you thought.

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4 Sexual Behaviors That Have Become Oddly Common in Public

Some of these places have become such prime boning locations that we're having to make new rules about it.

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