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The Best of Social Distancing Erotic Literature, Reviewed<\/a><\/h2>

Hey, sometimes you're quarantined with a tentacle monster.<\/p>

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By Mark Hill <\/a> <\/dd>
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New Netflix Show Sits Atop Trash TV Mountain<\/a><\/h2>

Witness the impossible task of hot people not having sex for a week.<\/p>

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By Cedric Voets <\/a> <\/dd>
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Amazon's Erotica Section Is The Dollar Store For Horniness<\/a><\/h2>

The human boner is a powerful thing.<\/p>

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By Amanda Mannen <\/a> <\/dd>
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A Condom Shortage (And Baby Boom) May Be Looming<\/a><\/h2>

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By Luis Prada <\/a> <\/dd>
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The Renaissance Of 'Thicc' Might Be Upon Us<\/a><\/h2>

A thiccassance if you will.<\/p>

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By Dan Duddy <\/a> <\/dd>
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Dating Sites Are Trying To Contain The Quarantined Singles In Your Area<\/a><\/h2>

Love in the time of Coronavirus<\/p>

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By Cedric Voets <\/a> <\/dd>
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Polygamy Is Moving Towards Being Decriminalized In Utah (Forget Poly Husbands, Though)<\/a><\/h2>

Have you heard the good\/bad\/mixed news?<\/p>

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By Cedric Voets <\/a> <\/dd>
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Kraft Macaroni And Cheese Is A Sexual Aid Now, Just In Time For Valentine's Day<\/a><\/h2>

No, this is not about someone sticking their dick in a bowl of mac & cheese<\/p>

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By Luis Prada <\/a> <\/dd>
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Did You Vote Today? Don't Forget Your Complimentary Porno<\/a><\/h2>

Just you watch, this is going to be national policy by 2025.<\/p>

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By Luis Prada <\/a> <\/dd>
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Area 51 Meme-Inspired Porn<\/a><\/h2>

We're guessing the aliens were very, very lonely in Area 51.<\/p>

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By Luis Prada <\/a> <\/dd>
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5 Rare Side Effects Of Sex That Are Pure Horror<\/a><\/h2>

You can get real unlucky getting lucky.<\/p>

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By E. Reid Ross, <\/a> Ryan Menezes, <\/a> Radha Shaw, <\/a> Jayne WK <\/a> <\/dd>
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4 Ways Your Grandparents' Dirty Movies Changed The World<\/a><\/h2>

There really was a time when people read porn magazines for the articles.<\/p>

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By Nathan Williams <\/a> <\/dd>
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5 Crazy Dangers of Sex You Had No Idea Existed<\/a><\/h2>

Your body is a wonderland: a terrible, terrible wonderland.<\/p>

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By Adam Wears <\/a> <\/dd>
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7 Demented Tales Of Rock Star Sex You Never Heard Before<\/a><\/h2>

Motley Crue had an unsavory relationship with Naugles' egg burritos.<\/p>

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By Adam Wears, <\/a> Marina Reimann <\/a> <\/dd>
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