No, this is not about someone sticking their dick in a bowl of mac & cheese
Just you watch, this is going to be national policy by 2025.
We're guessing the aliens were very, very lonely in Area 51.
You can get real unlucky getting lucky.
It's entirely possible that we're all just a few life decisions away from being truly terrible.
There really was a time when people read porn magazines for the articles.
Most people have a pretty basic idea of what it's like to be a parent.
There are some surprising techniques to use if you want to bring the spark back to your bedroom activities.
Stop giggling.
Most people are TERRIFIED of the idea of other people having sex.
Some of these places have become such prime boning locations that we're having to make new rules about it.
Your body is a wonderland: a terrible, terrible wonderland.
While it is illegal to charge money for sex in most states, you can definitely command a fee for your company ... and all that might entail.
Pornhub keeps detailed records of searches in order to draw powerful conclusions about our day-to-day wank trends.
Despite what YouTube fail videos teach us, there are worse things that can happen to our misfit toys than an errant football or vengeful knee.