Cracked Archive - Sex
Kraft Macaroni And Cheese Is A Sexual Aid Now, Just In Time For Valentine's Day
No, this is not about someone sticking their dick in a bowl of mac & cheese
- By Luis Prada
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- February 12, 2020
Did You Vote Today? Don't Forget Your Complimentary Porno
Just you watch, this is going to be national policy by 2025.
- By Luis Prada
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- November 05, 2019
Area 51 Meme-Inspired Porn
We're guessing the aliens were very, very lonely in Area 51.
- By Luis Prada
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- September 24, 2019
5 Rare Side Effects Of Sex That Are Pure Horror
You can get real unlucky getting lucky.
- By E. Reid Ross, Ryan Menezes, Radha Shaw, Jayne WK
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- August 04, 2019
6 Ways You Can Get Sucked Into The 'Incel' Trap
It's entirely possible that we're all just a few life decisions away from being truly terrible.
- By S Peter Davis
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- April 06, 2019
4 Ways Your Grandparents' Dirty Movies Changed The World
There really was a time when people read porn magazines for the articles.
- By Nathan Williams
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- March 23, 2019
5 Annoying Things They Don't Tell You About Being A Parent
Most people have a pretty basic idea of what it's like to be a parent.
- By Seanbaby
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- March 15, 2019
5 Unexpected Things That Boost Your Sex Life
There are some surprising techniques to use if you want to bring the spark back to your bedroom activities.
- By Ian Fortey
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- January 23, 2019
5 Safe Sex Devices You Didn't Even Know You Needed
Stop giggling.
- By Ian Fortey
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- December 30, 2018
5 Alarming Sex Trends (That The Media Just Invented)
Most people are TERRIFIED of the idea of other people having sex.
- By Ian Fortey
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- December 02, 2018
4 Sexual Behaviors That Have Become Oddly Common in Public
Some of these places have become such prime boning locations that we're having to make new rules about it.
- By Ian Fortey
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- November 02, 2018
5 Crazy Dangers of Sex You Had No Idea Existed
Your body is a wonderland: a terrible, terrible wonderland.
- By Adam Wears
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- September 03, 2018
6 Things You Learn Trying To Meet A 'Sugar Daddy' Online
While it is illegal to charge money for sex in most states, you can definitely command a fee for your company ... and all that might entail.
- By Saundra Sorenson
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- June 24, 2018
5 Trends in Porn Searches You'd Never Expect
Pornhub keeps detailed records of searches in order to draw powerful conclusions about our day-to-day wank trends.
- By Ian Fortey
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- May 27, 2018
5 Alarming Things That Can Happen To Your Crotch
Despite what YouTube fail videos teach us, there are worse things that can happen to our misfit toys than an errant football or vengeful knee.
- By Ian Fortey
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- May 04, 2018
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