It makes sense to fear apes: they’re humanity’s wildly unpredictable cousins. Ape violence makes us wonder what horrible instincts are lurking deep within our own natures, but it turns out reality is even more horrifying (and hornier) than fiction.
Over the course of this decade that was mostly fueled by cocaine and hairspray, food companies apparently figured that what we actually ate didn’t much matter.
What if you could find a loophole so good that it effectively lets you start your own country, free from the rule of law? Well, that’s happened exactly once in modern memory, and oh boy, did it get weird.