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Important (Or Hilarious) News Stories That Got Buried
It's pretty easy to completely miss important stuff, right now.
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123 Trump Taking Poison Is Like Shakespeare Gone Bad
This is the type of story our grandkids won't believe the same way we don't believe Paul Bunyan was real.
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- By Isaac Cabe
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Incel-Motivated Murder Is Now Officially Terrorism
It's time to call a spade a spade.
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- By Isaac Cabe
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'Rodham' Book Takes Us Where Nobody Wants To Go
It's generally a bad idea to write a sexy story about someone who could read it.
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- By Amanda Mannen
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The Virus Can Do A Lot More Than Kill You
It might seem obvious, but that doesn't mean the message has really sunk in.
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- By Dan Duddy
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Stranded Cruise Ship Employees Are Living In A Horror Movie
The ships look like American Horror Story sets and nobody can get home.
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- By Isaac Cabe
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Get Ready: Articles About Virus Denier Regrets Are Coming
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- By Luis Prada
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Current Impolite Behaviors That Need To Go
There are only 10, that's easy enough to remember.
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- By Lydia Bugg
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Heads Up, The Head Of The CDC Is Also A Giant Jerk
Robert Redfield is the latest guy screw up in an administration full of them.
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- By Dan Duddy
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Bizarre Tactics Governments Are Trying Right Now
These are less outside-the-box and more jack-in-the-box.
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- By Andrea Meno
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The Dutch Government Is Telling Single People To Get Sex-Buddies
Finally single people are free to get their freak on.
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- By Dan Duddy
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Ben Sasse: Contempt For Youth Is So Tired
Being disdainful for youth doesn't make you tough, it only makes you look like a goober.
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- By Dan Duddy
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Stupid PR Stunts That Backfired Hard
'Communication Breakdown' isn't just a great Led Zeppelin song.
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- By RG Jordan
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FBI Attitude Towards Pot Affects How It Fights Cybercrime
The state of our national cyber defense depends on the FBI chilling out.
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- By Dan Duddy
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Here's How The Smart People Are Figuring This Thing Out
It's bad, yes. But we're working on it.
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- By Andrea Meno
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