It's that time of the year again when we ask our readers to channel their inner Perez Hiltons and show us the horrifying future of pop culture.
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Here are five of the most ridiculous questions we were asked in 2013 that we should've already known the answers to.
What is it that compels some people to take a less than favorable stance on the public service that police provide? It probably has something to do with stories like these.
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