Cracked Archive - News

The 14 Most Important Stories You Probably Missed

We have taken it upon ourselves to quickly summarize the most important and/or ridiculous news stories from the last week (or so).


6 Reasons Why The Cops Keep Killing People (Besides Racism)

When will cops freaking stop killing people?


7 World's Fairs That Became Utter Nightmares

As it turns out, when you attempt to maintain relevancy in the world, a lot of things can fail.


The 13 Biggest Stories Of The Week (You May Have Missed)

Following the news is like trying to listen to a confusing tale told by a madman who insists on talking with his butt cheeks like Ace Ventura.


6 BS Medical Stories Your Friends Shared On Facebook

Some recent medical news stories are about as accurate as the 'Plastic Surgeons Hate Her!' spam ads decorating those same articles.


The 5 Worst Things Famous Companies Made To Train Employees

It's pretty clear that somewhere along the way, a few of the corporate training video producers of the world completely and totally lost their minds.


The 13 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (4/21)

The world is dark and full of terrors, and no reasonable person can be expected to keep up with every important news story while maintaining their sanity.


5 Baffling Dick Moves That Won Actual Lawsuits

The legal system is messed up, man.


6 Totally Confusing Crime Sprees That Are Baffling Police

We've assembled a gallery of the strangest rogues you might one day find in Arkham's minimum security wing.


5 Things I've Learned From Admitting I'm A Hipster

I know that I'm basically a cliche, and rather than being bothered by it, I find great pleasure in hyperconformity.


7 Signs of Old Age That Hit Most People When They're Young

What can you expect to start fading away before people stop seeing you as a useless twentysomething?


6 Headlines That Prove The Media Doesn't Understand Politics

Here are the first of what will probably be thousands of B.S. political news stories the media refused to get right.


5 Ways 'The Fast and the Furious' Is Better Than You Realize

Take my hand as we parachute in our cars from a plane together.


5 Ways Hollywood Action Movies Are Changing (For The Worse)

Gone are the days when an oily, muscle-bound ogre against a backdrop of flaming Soviet helicopters was enough to get people into a theater.