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The 13 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (12/15)
The 13 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (12/15)

Watching the news, it's clear that the real world is a lot like the 'Star Wars' universe, in the sense that there are lots of people getting limbs hacked off by religious extremists.

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Realistic Reasons WWIII Could Start Anytime Now
Realistic Reasons WWIII Could Start Anytime Now

ISIS is craving war in Syria and, unfortunately, there are more than a few warhawks running for president who'd like to give it to them.

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5 BS Myths About Being Poor You Believe Thanks To The Media
5 BS Myths About Being Poor You Believe Thanks To The Media

As far as most news outlets are concerned, anyone below the poverty line is fair game as a source of national amusement and mockery.

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The 14 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (12/8)
The 14 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (12/8)

Watching the news can leave you with the impression that the world is secretly run by YouTube commenters.

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The 5 Craziest Stories Of The 2016 Election So Far (Pt. 2)
The 5 Craziest Stories Of The 2016 Election So Far (Pt. 2)

While everyone is saying equally dumb stuff as Ben Carson, he's the only one suffering in the polls for it.

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5 Things That Look Exponentially Creepier When Done Alone
5 Things That Look Exponentially Creepier When Done Alone

Going to an animated movie for kids by yourself as an adult male is one step away from going to Chuck E. Cheese's alone.

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4 Things Everyone Gets Wrong About Free Speech and College
4 Things Everyone Gets Wrong About Free Speech and College

Articles about how modern college kids hate the first amendment have become more prevalent than STDs at a frat house.

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The 14 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (11/24)
The 14 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (11/24)

A quick look at the news should make you thankful that you're not currently running and screaming from some disaster or another.

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The 5 Craziest Stories Of The 2016 Election So Far (Pt.
The 5 Craziest Stories Of The 2016 Election So Far (Pt.

It is a foregone conclusion that Hilary Clinton is going to win the Democratic nomination, to the chagrin of the keyboard-killers who thought Sanders would be our POTUS for the next 60 years.

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6 Realities In A Super Religious Family That Wants Me Dead
6 Realities In A Super Religious Family That Wants Me Dead

Honor killing claims 5,000 lives every year. And for some young Muslims, mostly women, all it takes to become a statistic is living a normal adult life.

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7 Things I Learned Reading Every Issue Of ISIS's Magazine
7 Things I Learned Reading Every Issue Of ISIS's Magazine

ISIS has a magazine. That is not a joke. An actual glossy, full-color magazine called Dabiq, complete with feature articles and photo spreads.

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The 13 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (11/17)
The 13 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (11/17)

The news can seem like a crossover between the 'Saw' franchise and 'Groundhog Day.'

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6 Shady Ways The Media Makes Millennials Look Like Idiots
6 Shady Ways The Media Makes Millennials Look Like Idiots

Look, folks, portraying the youth of today as Archie and Jughead hopped up on The Weeknd and emojis isn't going to make the world a less stupid place.

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The 13 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (11/10)
The 13 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (11/10)

Following the news every day will make you wonder why Matt Damon didn't just ask to stay on Mars.

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If Everything Had A Fantasy League: Election Edition
If Everything Had A Fantasy League: Election Edition

The upcoming election is a total clown car. So we might as well have fun with it.

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