In my honest and expert opinion, there are just some things in life that you should never let the people you love see you doing.
To quote the famous philosophers of the Wu-Tang Clan: Cash rules everything around us.
Just about everything, no matter how awful it may be, has supporters somewhere. But why?
The gulf between the newsworthy and the filler has been widened on an enormous scale. Here are just some of the reasons journalism has gone (and continues to go) downhill.
While Cracked is duty-bound to shatter the illusions that hold your fragile life together, we also try to spread some joy to make up for it.
If Captain Kirk was allowed to love ladies from other species, Picard should at the very least be allowed to marry his number one.
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Here are five more horrible, cliched jokes that workers have to hear every day, and how I think those workers should be allowed to react in a just world.
Since the world can turn any apartment into a Wearegettingthroughthisgoddamnit Bunker, why not make the space you're hunkered down in worth the hunkering?
Always make sure to check if the mere existence of your product insults your entire consumer base so viciously that they show up at your factory with pitchforks.