Cracked Archive - News

The 2019 Words Of The Year Prove 2019's Been Rough

Them's the breaks.

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6 Infamous Scandals With Crazy Details The Public Forgot

Sometimes the stories after the stories are even stranger.

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Every Single Stupid Company Is Mega Horny (On Twitter)

We are now in the 'aroused' stage of late capitalism.

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4 Disturbing Ways Trump Is Repeating History

History doesn't happen in a vacuum.

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Freedom Sucks (And That's Why We Have To Defend It)

We are on some dangerous ground here.

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Trump Fleeing After Being Mocked Is Objectively Funny

Winners don't get laughed at, duh!

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5 Boldly Moronic Schemes (That Somehow Worked)

You almost have to respect the level of planning it took to devise these foolproof capers.

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5 Surreal Coincidences In Recent News Stories

Who writes this stuff?

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Come Write For Cracked, Everybody! It Pays Money!

If you want to contribute and get paid for it, there a few ways to do so.

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6 Badass Children Who Stared Down Danger (And Won)

These kids would make most adults feel inadequate.

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5 Ways Trump Is, Unfortunately, A Genius

As the 2020 presidential election marches ever closer, the flood of daily Trump news we have to deal with will escalate into a tsunami.

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10 Cool Things That Are Finally Available On Streaming Sites

Disney and Apple's new streaming services have launched and seven or 8 new services are probably on the way.

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4 Underreported Dark Secrets Of Buying Stuff Online

These services still have a few glaring flaws that should really be addressed.

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Hey USA: I Live In Chile, And My Country Is Exploding

And it kinda, sorta, not really has to do with anime.

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Yo, Don't Act Like A POS Over The Popeyes Chicken Sandwich

Sadly, harassing fast food workers is never off the menu.

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