These are like crunches for your brain.
The brilliance of Scott Adams, ladies and gentlemen.
If you've never trusted numbers, you're about to feel really smug.
You don't expect the sun to run out of shine, but here we are.
Let's be honest here, you barely know who some of these people are.
All of this is very bad.
Spoiler alert: it isn't a particularly great plan.
Also, it's a tired joke.
The news spent weeks reporting on these giant scandals without bothering to mention the stupidest parts.
You think these companies are huge? Hold my beer.
The following stats will tell you more about America than you probably want to know.
When getting the story is more important than journalistic integrity.