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6 Things You Won't Believe Can Brainwash You On Election Day
It turns out that politicians are the ones who should be cynical about us. Science is finding that some pretty weird stuff can make us forget what we stand for on Election Day.
- By Kathy Benjamin
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- November 01, 2010
24 Questions I Shouldn't Have Asked the Wikileaks Founder
Cracked: Mr. Assange, we have not crossed any of your ground rules. Now calm down. A big part of your role is coordinating Wikileaks efforts with the conventional media, and I know you don't want to get a reputation as a big interview-baby.
- By Chris Bucholz
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- October 26, 2010
My Time As A Trapped Chilean Copper Miner
Yeah, yeah, we're fine. So, what's been happening on 'Mad Men'?
- By Daniel O'Brien
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- October 15, 2010
If Columbus Had Explored The Internet
For the past few weeks I have journeyed through the Internet and documented my travels with such humbling clarity and insightful insight that it will stand as proof of my abilities. My only hope is that some years in the future-when comment sections are finally blessed with civility and literacy I am remembered with some commemorative statue.
- By Soren Bowie
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- October 11, 2010
15 Things Christine O'Donnell Will Probably Say Next
Seriously though this bitch crazy.
- By Cody Johnston
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- October 10, 2010
5 Bad Economic Indicators for the Criminally Insane
personally, I always thought 'economy' was a virtually windowless van manufactured by the Ford Company. It seemed a little odd when people got excited at the prospect of it 'turning around,' but I just figured they were rape fans.
- By Robert Brockway
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- September 22, 2010
What The Hell Is Wrong With Twenty-Somethings?
What's our problem?
- By Chris Bucholz
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- August 31, 2010
3 Reasons the Ground Zero Mosque Debate Makes No Sense
I don�t usually write about politics. It�s important, but something I want no part of � kind of like a raw sewage treatment facility. But frankly, I haven�t been this upset in a long time. And it's due to the logic-hating, herd-mentality rhetoric that some have been flinging in opposition to the so-called 'Ground Zero Mosque.'
- By Gladstone
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- August 20, 2010
6 Objective Reasons The US Army Should Invade BP
Turns out BP and COBRA have a lot more in common than an all-capped name.
- By Luke McKinney
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- June 26, 2010
The 5 Most Statistically Full of Sh!t National Stereotypes
Turns out many universally accepted national reputations have little to no basis in reality. Shocking, we know.
- By Cezary Jan Strusiewicz
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- February 05, 2010
The 6 Most Half Assed Attempts at Corporate Green Washing
'Just paint the logo green, those idiots will believe in anything.'
- By Mark M.
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- January 29, 2010
Cracked.com's Top 25 Articles of 2009
Counting down the 25 most popular articles Cracked.com posted this year.
- By Cracked Plasticians, CRACKED Staff
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- January 01, 2010
8 Insane Ways Parents Are Politically Brainwashing Children
Create your own adorable partisan asshole.
- By Geoff Shakespeare
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- September 08, 2009
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