Cracked Archive - Movies & TV

5 Advanced Movie Sci-Fi Technologies That (Secretly) Suck

Have you ever wondered whether Star Wars lasers were better than normal guns?


The Cast of 'Frozen' Were Probably Executed In A Revolution

The history of Europe in the 1840s does not bode well for Elsa and friends.


Here Are Marvel's Bonkers '80s Thanksgiving Floats; You're Welcome

Let Magento gyrating to the ‘Footloose’ song kick off your holiday.


Bruce Willis Apparently Tried to Ruin a Major 'Game of Thrones' Scene

Their most famous star never actually made it into the shot -- no matter how hard he tried.


'Cobra Kai' And America's Weird Old Anti-Karate Hysteria

There was a time if felt like white suburban moms were more worried about kids getting nunchucks than guns.


Meryl Streep Is Now Apparently A Rapper

Is Meryl Streep the best rapper in the game?


'The Mandalorian' is Trying to Fix Every 'Star Wars' Problem

Baby Yoda is here to make everything right.


Werner Herzog Got Shot On-Camera (And Shrugged It Off)

He spent 14 years in the jungle, but the streets of L.A. almost got him.


Are We Headed For A Second Wave Of (Terrible) Hitchcock Remakes?

Because there isn’t enough suspense and anxiety in the world already.


A 'Sci-Fi Roller Skating Movie' Nearly Ruined Mel Brooks

Some motherships are always trying to skate uphill.


Mysterious 'Con Queen Of Hollywood' May Finally Be Caught

A Meryl Streep-level performance, an 'Ocean's 11'-level con.


'Home Alone 2' Conned Children Into Wanting A Toy ... That Didn't Exist

We need to talk about Kevin’s Talkboy.


'Game of Thrones' Strange Relationship With The White House

Not even international politics ranked above the fates of their faves in anyone’s mind.


Who Is The Real Father Of Angela's Baby On 'The Office'?

This 'Office' mystery still has some loose threads.