40 Quotes From Famous Folks That’ll Get You Laughing, Crying, Thinking or Rolling Your Eyes With Utter Contempt

This list of random quotes is about to give you all the feels — and not in the original sappy sense of the term either. We mean that it will quite literally allow you to experience every feeling imaginable. There’s a little something to make you angry, afraid, sad, happy, disgusted and surprised, while also somehow giving you levels of enjoyment that will no doubt peak with audible laughter throughout.
After the emotional roller-coaster ride comes to an end, please remember that we didn’t say any of these things. Take it up with the quoter, and don’t cry on the messenger.
The Shining

Charles Bukowski

Source: The Hunchback of East Hollywood
Bruce Cockburn

The Warriors

Jimmy Carr

Johnny Knoxville

Zoolander

Steve Martin

Rocky IV

Adam Levine

Demetri Martin

Aparna Nancherla

Source: Comedy Central
Dumb and Dumber

Casablanca

Adventure Time

Norm Macdonald

Rodney Dangerfield

Chris Gethard

Source: Chris Gethard ‘Career Suicide’ on HBO
Hal Needham

Source: Washington Times
Good Will Hunting

Groundskeeper Willie

Steve Nash

Source: Fade Away World
The Dalai Lama

Titanic

Jessica Simpson

Betty White

Disney Platform Distribution
Jaws

Sienna Miller

Jerry Seinfeld

Leonardo Da Vinci

Craig T. Nelson

Midnight Cowboy

Kim Kardashian

Joe Jonas

Cameron Diaz

Jack Kerouac

Machiavelli

Joe Dirt

Forrest Gump

Matt LeBlanc and Louis C.K.

Source: Boston Globe