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5 (Dumb) Heroic Movie Sacrifices
Some characters are way, way too quick to give up and kill themselves.
- By Ryan Menezes
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- November 06, 2019
Sleep In This Random House From 'Harry Potter' For $200
Though Hagrid's indelible personal musk is free, and locked in the carpets.
- By JM McNab
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- November 05, 2019
The Crazypants 'Shining' Theory That's True
Fan theory becomes fan fact.
- By JM McNab
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- November 05, 2019
The 'Game Of Thrones' Dudes Nearly Did A Jedi Origin Story
Because who better than to re-write the series' entire foundational myth?
- By Luis Prada
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- November 04, 2019
Breaking News: The Terminator Can Totally Have Sex
It's all in James Cameron's diaries!
- By JM McNab
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- October 31, 2019
The 'Game Of Thrones' Dudes Aren't Making Star Wars Anymore
If you were hoping to see more incest in Star Wars, we're sorry.
- By JM McNab
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- October 29, 2019
Netflix's Testing Running Movies And Shows, Like, Super Fast
Time to watch movies as if all of the characters are on cocaine!
- By Luis Prada
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- October 28, 2019
Gwyneth Paltrow Also Can't Wait For Her To Be Done Acting
She doesn’t want to be on set anymore than you do.
- By Cedric Voets
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- October 28, 2019
10 Criminally Underrated Horror Films To Watch This year
Maybe check out one of these scary flicks.
- By Daniel Dockery
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- October 27, 2019
6 Horror Movies That Almost Got Bonkers Sequels
Horror movies and unnecessary sequels go hand-in-severed-hand.
- By JM McNab
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- October 26, 2019
6 Crazy Complex Horror Movie Easter Eggs Audiences Missed
Halloween is a great time of year to obsess over horror movies.
- By JM McNab
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- October 25, 2019
Watch Out Virgins, 'Hocus Pocus 2' is Coming
Good news for fans of Bette Midler and the Dark Arts.
- By JM McNab
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- October 24, 2019
6 'Dumb' Horror Movies (That Aren't)
Even some of the most seemingly uncomplicated horror films have surprisingly deep meanings.
- By Jon Kaulay
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- October 23, 2019
HBO's 'Watchmen' Universe Is Even Weirder Than We Thought
If you thought the TV show was confusing, this will either help or make things way worse.
- By JM McNab
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- October 22, 2019
10 Halloween 2019 Costume Ideas For Extremely Lazy People
Making elaborate costumes can be a real pain in the butt.
- By JM McNab
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- October 22, 2019
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