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5 (Dumb) Heroic Movie Sacrifices

Some characters are way, way too quick to give up and kill themselves.


Sleep In This Random House From 'Harry Potter' For $200

Though Hagrid's indelible personal musk is free, and locked in the carpets.


The Crazypants 'Shining' Theory That's True

Fan theory becomes fan fact.


The 'Game Of Thrones' Dudes Nearly Did A Jedi Origin Story

Because who better than to re-write the series' entire foundational myth?


Breaking News: The Terminator Can Totally Have Sex

It's all in James Cameron's diaries!


The 'Game Of Thrones' Dudes Aren't Making Star Wars Anymore

If you were hoping to see more incest in Star Wars, we're sorry.


Netflix's Testing Running Movies And Shows, Like, Super Fast

Time to watch movies as if all of the characters are on cocaine!


Gwyneth Paltrow Also Can't Wait For Her To Be Done Acting

She doesn’t want to be on set anymore than you do.


10 Criminally Underrated Horror Films To Watch This year

Maybe check out one of these scary flicks.


6 Horror Movies That Almost Got Bonkers Sequels

Horror movies and unnecessary sequels go hand-in-severed-hand.


6 Crazy Complex Horror Movie Easter Eggs Audiences Missed

Halloween is a great time of year to obsess over horror movies.


Watch Out Virgins, 'Hocus Pocus 2' is Coming

Good news for fans of Bette Midler and the Dark Arts.


6 'Dumb' Horror Movies (That Aren't)

Even some of the most seemingly uncomplicated horror films have surprisingly deep meanings.


HBO's 'Watchmen' Universe Is Even Weirder Than We Thought

If you thought the TV show was confusing, this will either help or make things way worse.


10 Halloween 2019 Costume Ideas For Extremely Lazy People

Making elaborate costumes can be a real pain in the butt.